Simon's the wrong man in the wrong place; trying to teach English to kids who couldn't care less, he'd really rather be a writer – but it's only when his best friend bullies him into it that he takes the plunge and joins his local creative writing group. Even then things don't quite work out the way he planned; blundering into the wrong room at the Village Hall he encounters a group of recovering cocaine addicts and he wants to know more ... which is the start, for Simon, of a double life and a whole new secret identity, not to mention an intriguing relationship ...