52 WAYS TO GET IT ON ANYTIME, ANYWHERE AUDACIA RAY Copyright © 2009 by Hollan Publishing, Inc. Cover and internal design © 2009 by Sourcebooks, Inc. Cover design by William Riley/Sourcebooks Cover and internal illustrations © Lana Lê Sourcebooks and the colophon are registered trademarks of Sourcebooks, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means including information storage and retrieval systems—except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews—without permission in writing from its publisher, Sourcebooks, Inc. All brand names and product names used in this book are trademarks, registered trademarks, or trade names of their respective holders. Sourcebooks, Inc., is not associated with any product or vendor in this book. Published by Sourcebooks Casablanca, an imprint of Sourcebooks, Inc. P.O. Box 4410, Naperville, Illinois 60567-4410 (630) 961-3900 Fax: (630) 961-2168 www.sourcebooks.com Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Ray, Audacia. Wicked quickies : 52 ways to get it on anytime, anywhere / by Audacia Ray. p. cm. 1. Sex instruction. 2. Sexual excitement. I. Title. HQ56.R39 2009 613.9’6—dc22 2009025668 Printed and bound in the United States of America. SP 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 INTRODUCTION The quickie. At the most basic level, a quickie is a speedy sex act. And “speedy” plus “sex” often gives the impression that not everyone walks away happy. But it doesn’t have to be that way. A hasty coupling can add a little jolt to your day, a little satisfaction on the go. Wicked Quickies is your guide to making the most of such fast and furious action. Packed with fifty-two ways to get it on anywhere, anytime, Wicked Quickies boasts an entire year’s worth of spontaneous ecstasy. Flip to an entry once a week, let the erotic sketches inspire you, and read on for a brief description of the selected quickie along with sexy anecdotes and useful tips. Now comes the best part: get down and dirty using each entry as inspiration. Because each suggested act has a risqué rating of one, two, or three (with one being somewhat tame and three being extra naughty and erotic), you can tailor the experience to your mood or personality. Not one to play by the rules? Make up your own. Pick a page, but don’t show it to your lover. Then surprise him with this mystery quickie when he least expects it! Or leave a copy of this book where you know she’ll discover it and let her savor the anticipation all day long. Note that the beauty of a quickie isn’t always in reaching the finish line. Sprinkled throughout Wicked Quickies are entries focused on quick encounters that will leave you wanting more. Whatever your pleasure, getting down and dirty in a hurry has never been more fun. A note of caution: having sex in public places is sometimes against the law. Be aware of the attention your activities may cause! Quick•ie Pronunciation: Kwik-ee Meaning: Spontaneous sexual activity Function: Instant gratification 1: THE HUMP SEAT Risqué Level Maybe it’s the heat, the speed, the feeling of freedom and escape, or just the naughtiness, but cars can make lovers feel extra frisky! Turn your own car into a road-going sex machine. Pull over in a parking lot or the breakdown lane for a fast quickie while you’re on the road, and re-create your teenage years. You know you’ll enjoy the ride. QUICKIE HOT TIP QUICKIE HOT TIP Sitting positions are best suited for car sex, unless you have the option of spreading out in the back of your SUV or pickup. (See Quickie 41, Truckin’.) 2: SIT AND SPIN Risqué Level The washing machine’s spin cycle is a great moment to take time out for a spin with your partner. Turn a mundane chore into a fun frolic—and turn an unsexy appliance into a giant vibrator. Quickies aren’t really designed to encourage female orgasm, but a little mechanical nudge can go a long way toward achieving it. Even though the washing machine can’t offer direct clitoral stimulation, ladies, it can help relax all kinds of muscles when you sit on it.