Wicked Charms is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the products of the authors’ imaginations, or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Copyright © 2015 by Evanovich, Inc. All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Bantam Books, an imprint of Random House, a division of Penguin Random House LLC, New York. BANTAM BOOKS and the HOUSE colophon are registered trademarks of Penguin Random House LLC. LIBRARY OF CONGRESS CATALOGING-IN-PUBLICATION DATA Evanovich, Janet. Wicked charms: a Lizzy and Diesel novel / Janet Evanovich and Phoef Sutton. pages ; cm.—(Lizzy and Diesel; 3) ISBN 978-0-553-39271-5 eBook ISBN 978-0-553-39272-2 1. Precious stones—Fiction. 2. Treasure troves—Fiction. 3. Quests (Expeditions)—Fiction. I. Sutton, Phoef. II. Title. S3555.V2126W54 2015 813'.54—dc23 2015015217 eBook ISBN 9780553392722 randomhousebooks.com eBook design adapted from printed book design by Liz Cosgrove Cover design: Phil Pascuzzo v4.1 ep Contents Cover Title Page Copyright Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine Chapter Ten Chapter Eleven Chapter Twelve Chapter Thirteen Chapter Fourteen Chapter Fifteen Chapter Sixteen Chapter Seventeen Chapter Eighteen Chapter Nineteen Chapter Twenty Chapter Twenty-One Chapter Twenty-Two Chapter Twenty-Three Chapter Twenty-Four Chapter Twenty-Five Chapter Twenty-Six Chapter Twenty-Seven Chapter Twenty-Eight By Janet Evanovich About the Authors CHAPTER ONE My name is Lizzy Tucker, and I live in a small, slightly tilted historic house that sits on a hill overlooking Marblehead Harbor in Massachusetts. I inherited the house from my Great-Aunt Ophelia when I was twenty-eight, and I’m not much older now. I share the house with a tiger-striped shorthaired cat. When he was rescued from the shelter his tag said Cat 7143, and it’s stuck as his name. Cat has one eye, half a tail, and I’m pretty sure he was a ninja in a past life. I’m a Johnson & Wales culinary school graduate, and when I’m not being asked to save the world I work as a pastry chef at Dazzle’s Bakery in Salem. It was ten o’clock at night, Cat and I were watching television in bed, and a big, scruffy, incredibly hot guy walked into my bedroom. “What the heck?” I asked. “Where did you come from?” “Originally? Switzerland, but I was mostly raised in Southern California.” “That’s not what I mean. What are you doing in my bedroom?” He kicked his shoes off. “I’m undressing. And then I’m going to bed.” “No! Not allowed.” “Extenuating circumstance,” he said, peeling off his shirt. “I’m between places of residence.” “I don’t care if you’re between a rock and a hard spot. You can’t stay here.” His jeans hit the floor. “Of course I can. We’re partners.” “We’re not that kind of partners. We work together. We’re not supposed to be…you know.” “Don’t get your panties in a bunch. I have total self-control.” I leaned forward for a closer look. “Are those parrots on your boxers?” “I got them in Key West. Cool, right?” Okay, I have to admit it. The whole package was cool. The guy’s name is Diesel. That’s it. Only one name. And the name suits him because he plows over you like a freight train. He’s over six feet of hard-muscled male perfection. His dark blond hair is thick and sun- streaked and perpetually mussed. His eyes are brown and unreadable. His smile is like Christmas morning. His attitude is deceptive—casual on the outside but intense on the inside. His moral code is all his own. “All right. You win,” I said, knowing there was no way I could physically remove him. “You can sleep on the couch.” He stuck his thumb into the waistband on his boxers. “I don’t fit on the couch.” “Hey,” I said. “Wait a minute!” Too late. The boxers were on the floor with his shirt and jeans. I clapped my hands over my eyes. “I can’t believe you just did that.” “I sleep nude. Women don’t usually mind.” “I mind!” “I get that,” Diesel said. “Move over.” I have a queen-size bed. Plenty big enough for me and Cat. Not big enough for me and Cat and Diesel. Truth is, I wouldn’t mind getting romantic with Diesel, but we have an odd relationship. Diesel isn’t normal. And it would seem that I’m not normal, either. I thought I was normal until Diesel popped into my life shortly after I moved to Marblehead. Now weird is the new normal. The way Diesel tells it, there are some people on Earth who have enhanced abilities that can’t be explained in ordinary ways. They might be useful abilities, such as Diesel’s talent for opening locks. Or they might be hellacious powers, such as calling down lightning or levitating a garbage truck. Crazy, right? It gets even better. Supposedly there are seven ancient stones that hold the powers of the seven deadly sins. They’re known as the seven SALIGIA Stones. If these stones fall into the wrong hands, all hell will, quite literally, break loose. I’m one of two people in the world who have the ability to locate the stones. Sort of like a human divining rod. Lucky me. So far, Diesel and I have acquired two of the stones, nearly getting blown up and kidnapped and chopped into tiny pieces with a broadsword in the process. When we find a stone, Diesel sends it off to some higher power for safekeeping. At least that’s his story. “We’re not supposed to sleep together,” I said. “Sleeping is okay. Getting busy, not so much.” Turns out if two people with enhanced abilities get busy, one of them will discover that their special powers have gone up in smoke. If I could be sure it was my special powers that would disappear, I’d be happy to take one for the team. But what if it was Diesel who got cleaned out? I’d be on my own to save the world. This wouldn’t be a good thing. I grabbed a pillow and put it between us. “Just to be safe,” I said. “Sweetheart, if I decide to risk my abilities, that pillow isn’t going to save you.” — My alarm went off at four-fifteen in the morning, and I rolled over into Diesel. He was deliciously warm, he smelled like gingerbread cookies, and the pillow was missing. “Hey,” I said. “Are you awake?” “I am now.” “Something’s poking at me under the covers,” I said. “That better not be what I think it is.” “Maybe you should take a look just to be sure you’ve identified it correctly.” “That would be awkward.” “I could deal,” Diesel said. “It might lead to…things.” I sensed him smile in the dark room. “No doubt.” He moved over me and kissed me. There was some tongue involved, and heat flooded into every part of me. So maybe I could save the world on my own if it came down to that, I thought. Maybe I didn’t care if one of us lost our abilities. Maybe I just cared about running my hands over every fantastic part of him, and then following it with my mouth, and then the inevitable would happen. Oh boy, I really wanted the inevitable. “Damn,” Diesel said. “What? What damn?” He slipped out of bed and got dressed in the clothes that were lying on the floor. “There’s a problem,” he said. “Can you solve it?” “Absolutely.” He laced up his shoes. “I’ll be back.” CHAPTER TWO Three weeks later, Diesel still hadn’t returned. Who cares and good riddance, I told myself. My life was humming along just fine. Maybe it was a little dull compared to chasing down enchanted objects with Diesel, but at least no one was trying to kill me or kidnap me. Salem is half small-town USA, with its steepled churches, family neighborhoods, and traditional New England values, and half spook-town USA, with whole chunks of town devoted to the tourism industry built around the Salem witch hunts of the late 1600s. Personally I don’t buy into the witch thing, but Glo, the counter girl at Dazzle’s, is smitten with the possibility that she might secretly be Samantha Stephens of Bewitched. Truth is, if Glo channels anyone from that television series, it’s Aunt Clara. Glo is four years younger than me and an inch shorter. So that puts her at five foot four. She has curly red hair chopped into a short bob. She lives with a broom she hopes will someday take her for a flight over Salem. Her wardrobe can best be described as goth meets Sugar Plum Fairy. I’m not nearly as colorful as Glo. I have blond hair that is almost always pulled back into a ponytail. My eyes are brown, my metabolism is good, and my wardrobe lacks imagination. White chef coat, jeans, T-shirt, sneakers, and a sweatshirt if it’s a chilly night. Glo and I had closed up shop for the day, and her latest boyfriend, Josh Something, was giving us an after-hours tour of Salem’s Pirate Museum. Josh works as a guide in the museum and was in period dress—a white puffy-sleeved shirt, black-and-red-striped breeches, and a grungy leather knee-length frock coat. His brown hair was long and tied with a slim black ribbon at the nape of his neck, and he usually wore a patch over his left eye. Since we were the only ones in the museum, his patch was up on his forehead. “And look here, my lassies,” Josh said to Glo and me, pointing to a grim replica of an unfortunate pirate prisoner. “This be a fine example of pirate justice. ’Tis a nasty way to end a life. The lad would have been better off thrown to the sharks.” The prisoner’s leatherlike skin was stretched tight over his skull and bony frame, and his mouth was open in a perpetual silent scream. The creepy mannequin was dressed in the sort of rags you’d expect to find on a desiccated corpse. And this phony-looking, partially rotted thing was stuffed into a flimsy cage that hung from a rusted chain