11JUNE2022 h p a Trinny’s r g e l e T ; 8 1 : 7 2 : 7 1 2 2 0 2 n u J . 6 0 : e t a D ; ) m m 0 0 . 0 7 2 x £180 million 0 0 . 0 3 2 ( : t a m r o F ; f d p . X X - C 1 0 0 A - 2 2 6 0 1 1 - 1 - M T M T D - C C 1 makeover 0 0 1 : t n e m u c o D h p a r g e l e T ; 9 3 : 4 0 : 7 1 2 2 0 2 n u J . 6 0 : e t a D ; ) m m 0 0 . 0 7 2 x 0 0 . 0 3 2 ( : t a m r o F ; f d p . M T - C 2 0 0 A - 2 2 6 0 1 1 - 1 - M T M T D - C C 2 0 0 1 : t n e m u c o D 2 The Telegraph Magazine 11June 2022 h p a r g e 1 1 . 0 6 2 0 2 2 l e T ; 6 0 : 3 0 : 7 1 REGULARS FEATURES 2 2 0 2 n MY SATURDAY TrinnyWoodall’s u J Coffeeaddictionand unlikelyrichestorags . 6 cookingforthekids torichesstory 0 BY STEPHEN MANGAN BY LAURA CRAIK : e P.5 P.8 t a D ; ) m WHAT IS 60 FOR? InvestigatingLondon’s m Isthewritingonthewall mostmysteriousdeath 0 0 forpenmanship? AS TOLD TO . 0 BY JAN MASTERS PETER STANFORD 7 2 P.7 P.16 x 0 0 . 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P 11June 2022 The Telegraph Maagazine 7 Wordsby Photographyby LAURA CRAIK TUNG WALSH ‘I want women to feel h p a r g e l e T ; they’ve become 0 0 : 7 3 : 7 1 2 2 ageless... that they’re 0 2 n u J . 6 0 : feeling phwoar ’ e t a D ; ) m m 0 0 . 0 7 2 x 0 0 . 0 3 2 ( : t a m r o F ; f d p . X X - C 8 0 0 A - 2 2 6 0 1 1 - 1 - M T M T D - C C 8 After fashion expert Trinny Woodall disappeared from TV screens, she 0 0 1 faced the dramatic death of her ex-husband and the indignity of having to : t sell her clothes and house. Now she’s a mogul with a beauty brand worth n e m £180 million, followed by legions of fans who adore her candid at-home u c o make-uptutorials.Howdidshepulloffquitesuchaspectacularsecondact? D 8 The Telegraph Magazine 11June 2022 h p a r g e l e T ; 4 5 : 6 3 : 7 1 2 2 0 2 n u J . 6 0 : e t a D ; ) m m 0 0 . 0 7 2 x 0 0 . 0 3 2 ( : t a m r o F ; f d p . X X - C 9 0 0 A - 2 2 6 0 1 1 - 1 - M T M T D - C C 9 0 0 1 : t n e m u c o D 11June 2022 The Telegraph Magazine 9 h p a r g e l e T ; 5 2 : 9 0 : 7 1 2 2 0 2 n u J . 6 0 : e t a D ; ) m m 0 0 . 0 7 2 x 0 0 . 0 3 2 ( : t a m r o F ; f d p . M T - C 0 1 0 A - 2 2 6 0 1 1 - 1 - M T M T D - C C 0 1 0 1 : t n e m u c o D 10 The Telegraph Magazine 11June 2022