Pimp Easy Book By: Robert Coates Copyright ©2006 by Robert Coates All Rights Reserved Index Introduction Step 1 Making Her a Good Bitch Prepare For A Bitch Step 2 Seek Out A Bitch Step 3 Go Get A Bitch Step 4 Keep The Bitch Step 5 King To A Bitch Step 6 Turning Your Bitch Into a Ho Train Your Bitch Step 7 Test Your Bitch Step 8 Market Your Ho Step 9 Sell Your Ho Step 10 Get Another Bitch Pimp Notes Conclusion to the Game Introduction Disclaimer This dramatic publication is for responsible individuals 18 or older, based on the strong language, sexual contents, and explicit nature. This book should not be viewed or purchased by anyone under the ages of 18, or 21 if your state law forbids. This publication is copyright 2006 with all rights reserved by Robert Coates. No parts of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission. No parts of this book may be copied, distributed, or used for derivative creations whatsoever. You further understand that the information contained in this book is an opinion of the author. Also the information contained in this book is for entertainment purposes only. The information contained in this book is not legal or personal advice, and should not be considered as such. You further understand that any actions you take in your own life are your responsibility, and not the responsibility of the author. Therefore any actions you decide to eventually take are completely your responsibility, and not that of the authors. Introduction to Pimp Easy Book Welcome to the Game of Pimpin. As everyone says, “The Game is sold and not told”. I say bullshit, I'm going to give you the Game from start to finish. All Pimps allude to the game, but not to the particulars of how to become a Pimp. They clearly speak of the Game, but don't tell you what the Game is? They speak of Pimpin, but what is Pimpin? First, let's take a look at the word “PIMP”. I.E.: Pimp my Ride, Pimp my Black Teen, American Pimp, The Pimp, so on and so forth. So what is a Pimp? Based on a popular book “Oxford American Dictionary” it's defined as “a man who solicits clients for a prostitute or brothel” but we know that's all bullshit. To Pimp, is to live. In other words, a Pimp is an individual who is on Top of the Game. Male or Female we all have the potential to become a Pimp. People change but the Game remains the same. Team Owners, CEO's, Business Owners, Photographers, all are Pimps. Either Pimp or be Pimped, it's a decision that only you can make. The Game is what we play as a Pimp, hence The Pimp Game. The Game is simple, it's what we do everyday as we live. Sports agent's sale players, Executives manage companies, Business owners own everything, Photographers sales pictures/videos. Realistically as a Pimp it's your job to make, market, and sell your Ho. The Pimp is you, and the Game is what you do. I'm going to show you from start to finish, how to be the best Pimp on Top of the Pimp Game. Most Pimps talk about how they Pimped, but not about how to be a Pimp. Most speak of the Game, but not how to play the Game. They say a Pimp is chose, but how do you get them to choose. They say this is by choice and not by force, but how do you get them to make this choice. Only a few can figure out how to Pimp in the Game with this little guidance. I'll show you every aspect of Pimpin in the Game. I'll also show you everything that most Pimps don’t want you to know. And these are new strategies that will work today. Not the old beat your Ho tactics that will put you in jail. I'll show you everything from How to Approach a Bitch, and then pushing the Bitch through the system to become a Ho. Also how to think, walk, talk, act, and perform like a True Pimp. And then taking the Game to the street, and getting paid from your Ho. Basically step by step instructions you can start and stop wherever you choose. No need to remember the whole book, just look at where you left off with a Bitch, and start from there, too fuckin easy. This book is useful for everyone, not just those wanting to learn how to Pimp. If you want to learn how to get a Bitch, this book is for you. If you want to learn how to fuck a Bitch, this book is for you. If you want to try new shit with your Bitch, it's for you. Learn how to get control over your Bitch, and learn how to make her do what you want. It also includes not being fooled by her and being taken advantage of. Also increase your self esteem to become a better person, and feel better about yourself. This book is so much more than simply Pimpin in the Game. It's your choice if you want to become a Pimp. However you don't have a choice about being in the Game. These new techniques will help you become great at what you do. These steps are easy to follow, and you can stop at any point you choose. Following each and every step will lead you to becoming a Pimp, however you can stop after you get a Bitch, after you fuck her, or after you get control over her. This book will help you take control over your Bitch and climb to the Top of the Game, regardless of the Game you want to play. If you choose to Pimp, you’ll be surprised at how easy it is to get a Bitch, and get her to the Track. I cannot stress the fact that these new techniques, does not involve beating a Bitch to submission, however she will submit. Nor does it involve drugin the Bitch until she can't think, however she’ll think, but only for you. Well let's get started, and remember Pimpin ain't Easy, but I’ll make it easy for you. The best way to use the book is keeping her within each step until it’s perfected, before moving her on to the next. Don’t bounce her around she may get confused. STEP ONE Making Her a Good Bitch 1. The Mind Let's start with the mind set first. Because a Pimps mind is a terrible thing to waste, you'll need to enhance the way you condition your mind. You are what you think you are, or what you make people believe you are. I must point out that you’ll need to have a healthy Pimps value. How you think about yourself will affect how well you’ll Pimp. You’ll need to take on the mind set of a Pimp. Self Confidence is a vital ingredient when we think of a Pimp. How much self confidence do you have? Luckily for you, I’ll show you how to get it. You need at least ½ hour per day, everyday for self Pimp perfection, or what some call meditation. This should be done alone in a quiet place. You want to develop enough self confidence in yourself, in order to become a successful Pimp. Step 1. First close your eyes naturally and take a very deep breath, and hold it for 5 seconds, then release slowly to the count of 8 seconds. Repeat 4 times, breathe, hold, and then release. Step 2. Now mentally project yourself to a place you want to be successful, such as on the Track, in the club, at the office, in a meeting, or wherever it is you want to become successful. Mentally feel yourself there, feel the environment, the sounds, the lighting, the breeze. Mentally feel all the elements of your environment. Relax, and feel yourself there for about 10 minutes. Now feel a beam of light, warm and comforting, going through your body starting from your head, all the way down to your feet. The bright light is cleansing all the negative feelings you’ve ever had. Any negative thought at this point just doesn’t matter now. Feel all the negative things you can think of, flowing out the bottom of your feet and disappear. Step 3. Next you’ll need to think about what you want to become. I.E.: A Pimp, A Good Lover, A CEO, A Manager, or whatever you want to become. This can be anything, this is your world and no one else’s, so think big. Feel yourself walking, talking, acting, and just being whatever it is you want to become. Feel how good it is being, who you want to become. Once you feel really good about being who you are, make a fist, squeeze hard, and mentally say “I am”. Step 4. Now think back to a time when you wish you were, who you are now. Feel how you would have acted, how you would have handled the situation then. What you would have said, how are people reacting to you now? Feel how the outcome would have been different should you have been, who you are. Feel yourself changing the situation, and everything is going just the way you would have wanted it. Once you feel really good about changing a past experience, being who you are, make a fist, squeeze hard, and mentally say “I am”. Step 5. Next think about a future situation in which you will perform as who you are. Make a fist, squeeze, and mentally say “I am”. Feel yourself performing at your very best, being who you want to be, in a future situation. Everyone is doing just what you want them to do. Everything is going just as you wish it would. Feel good about being who you are, in future situations. Then feel yourself slowly returning from where you were. Open your eyes, and feel good about yourself. Use this technique at a minimum of once everyday, if time permits, twice per day. When you find yourself in any situation needing confidence, make a fist, squeeze hard, and say “I am”. This is the most important part of being a Pimp. You have to feel like a Pimp in order to become a Pimp. You have to take the time to keep your Game Tight, and this is the main part of the Game. You have to believe you can be who you want to be. You have to feel confident in the fact that you can have what you dream about. And what you dream about is what you’ll have. No one is more important than YOU, and confidence in yourself makes you a winner over everyone. Believe and you will achieve. Do Not, I Repeat, Do Not let anyone tell you that you can’t do something. You can achieve anything you set your mind to achieve. And with enough conditioning you’ll perform at your best with little or no deviation. Now let's talk about what we work for, the motha fuckin MONEY. The Value of Money is determined by you and how many 0's are on a bill, and a 0 is nothing. Everyone that has created wealth, created it first in the mind, before taking the necessary steps into reality. You’ll need to decide how many 0's you want to collect. You need to keep your mind focused on success and prosperity. Get a clear defined picture of prosperity you wish to achieve. You’ll attract to yourself just what you think about, if you think about not being poor, you will be. Instead of saying “I don't want to be poor”, say “I will achieve wealth”. The lack of finances is the root of all problems of the world today. You are meant to have the wealth of the universe; it is meant to be yours. You were put here to obtain the wealth of the universe. You have to give, in order to receive, and receive in order to give. The amount of money you receive is a reflection of the amount of energy you give. Energy is a reflection of money, and money is a reflection of energy. Get it, if not reread it, and then think it, believe it, and live it. And if you still don't get it, here's a simpler approach. See in your mind the money flowing to you with ease. See in your mind, you handle large sums of money with ease. See yourself giving everyone what they need, and see them giving you just what you want (money). Visualize prosperity, what does it feel like? You will receive what you think about. 2. The Body Now that we got The Mind right, we'll move on to The Body. Looking at television, magazines, newspapers, advertisements, we all have a mind set of beauty. Some say beauty is only skin deep, or beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, or better yet, beauty is on the inside. Everyone that said those things were probably ugly as hell. Realistically we are attracted to an attractive body. You’ll need to take care of the Pimp, or better yet, YOU. You are going to need to get in shape. This will not only make you look good, but will make you feel better, and oh, by the way, live longer. Let me be the first to tell you, if you need to lose weight, losing weight is extremely difficult. Why do you think people are making millions selling, weight lose products (Pimpin). If you need to lose weight, just know that you’ll be in for a battle. If you need to lose weight, don’t buy those unnecessary, useless products. However, I’m not responsible for anyone that tries anything I recommend. Remember, I have a PhD (Pimpin ho’s Degree), but I’m not a Doctor in anyway. Anything in regards to your health, consult a doctor before you start. First try for a month eating only fruits, vegetables, pasta, and brand cereals, eating as much as you want, as often as you choose. Cut all the meats from your diet except tuna, meaning all meats, except tuna. But on Sundays eat one good meal which can include meats, make Sundays your Good Job Day. Running is also important, even for a Top Player in the Game. Running will not only get your mind focused, but will also get you in shape. You must take care of the Pimp, You. Some people don’t run or have never ran in their life. Running is good for the cardio vascular, and also increases your life span. I can’t express enough how important running will be for you. Remember to check with your Doctor before attempting any exercise. Next I will give you an outstanding running program for the beginner. Before you put her on the track, first you need to get on the track, and here’s how: If you have never ran before, begin by walking 4 days for 20 minutes. Then walk 4 days for 30 minutes. Each walk/runs should be done on Monday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Week 1: Run 2 minutes, walk 4 minutes. Repeat five times. Week 2: Run 3 minutes, walk 3 minutes. Repeat five times. Week 3: Run 5 minutes, walk 2.5 minutes. Repeat four time Week 4: Run 7 minutes, walk 3 minutes. Repeat three times. Week 5: Run 8 minutes, walk 2 minutes. Repeat three times. Week 6: Run 9 minutes, walk 2 minutes. Repeat two times, then run for 8 minutes. Week 7: Run 9 minutes, walk 1 minute. Repeat three times. Week 8: Run 13 minutes, walk 2 minutes. Repeat twice. Week 9: Run 14 minutes, walk 1 minute. Repeat twice. Week 10: Run 30 minutes. These exercises will begin to get your mind focused and allow you to perform at a higher peak. Not to mention that you’ll need the stamina while putting it down on your Bitch, this is very necessary. Overall diet and exercise are critical to looking good and feeling good. So please understand that you must take these steps to be a Boss Pimp. And you cannot over look this very important step. 3. The Soul You’ll need to understand the soul of a Pimp. This is a little more difficult than most could imagine. Let's look at the analogy of a Lion. A cat is the type of animal that really doesn't give a fuck. A cat will not sit, come, fetch, or roll over if you tell it to, yet millions of pet owners love cats. A cat refuses to do all those tricks to make you happy. In fact a cat will be able to survive even if you kick it out the house, because its natural hunting skill will automatically surface. I’ll bring all this together for you at the end. A lion is the best Pimp in the world, he is a natural Pimp. He does not go hunting for food, but yet he’s the first to eat. He keeps 5 to 7 lioness (ho’s) in his stable at all times, who all works together. And they’ll run, hunt, and kill, then bring their catch home for the Lion to eat first. The only time the Lion fights, is to keep his Game Tight or increase his Game. If a Lion picks up more Game (lioness) which includes babies from another male, he will kill them himself. A Lion will have sex with whomever, whenever he chooses. He is only concerned with keeping his stable together. If a Lion loses his stable to a bigger Pimp, he’ll hunt for himself until he finds more Ho’s to hunt for him. You as a Pimp have to begin thinking and acting like a Lion, the King of the jungle. A Lion is withdrawn, mysterious, and completely self centered. A Lion does so little, but expect so much in return, this has to be OK with you. You are the King of your jungle, and you must believe and act like the King. As the King you must show no interest in money, sex, or emotions. All these things should be given to you with expectation. You must not pay attention to anything that does not involve your personal gain. This is very difficult for most people, because we are so used to caring for other people. We want to be accepted by others, and believe we must perform for others, to be accepted. But just as the Lion, we are not to perform these tricks for people. As a Pimp you must only be concerned about what someone will do for you. Also, just as the Lion, you will eat once they bring the food (money) to you. And these are the only people you will deal with. You must feel the Power of a King, with expectation. As a Pimp you do not have to perform for others, except to act like a Pimp, Lion, and a King. There is no need to flip, roll over, or do tricks, in fact everyone must do tricks for you. As the King you are to sit on your throne, and allow others to perform tricks for you. Again, this is very difficult because sometimes you may feel as though you are taking advantage of people. But this is clearly not true, this is the soul of the Lion, and this is the soul of a Pimp. People love to take care of their cats, yet the cat won’t even come when they’re called. People love to take care of their King, as long as you remain a King. The heart of a Lion is fearless and brave. He will do just what is expected of him, by his stable. His lioness wants to produce off springs from the most ruthless, fearless, toughest King possible. They want to feel protected by the King, and expect him to provide that protection. They expect him to find the most productive environment possible, for hunting and security. If a lioness gets injured beyond repair, it’s the Kings job to boot her from the team. Should a male enter the area, it’s his job to step up to the plate, and be a King. If he’s unable to beat the male that came to buck his Game, he’ll lose his ho’s, plain and simple. For being the most ruthless, fearless, toughest Pimp of all, he is treated as royalty. Do not take any prisoners, either they’re with you, or they’re not. Only concern yourself with those that are with you. Take the position of a King and stay there, and then they’re expected to treat you with royalty. Feel the Power of a King, Pimp, and Lion. You do not beg, and you don’t perform tricks, you stay vigilant only to your cause. You do not show any interest in sex, money or emotions. Do not be afraid to kick a bitch to the curb, that’s your job. As a Pimp