Forked tongues: Linguist takes on global police, p. 11 STUDENT NEWSPAPER of the UNIVERSITY of WINDSOR • VOLUME LXIV, NUMBER 1 • WEDENESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 1991 Subway still on tracks by Terry Brown Sean Boyle, current VP Finance, says the Subway agree- The Subway student pub is ment suggests the pub should still open, despite a $50,000 loss have a surplus in October, and in 1990-91 and a motion by last reach a break-even point at the year's Students' Administrative end of the term. He stresses that Council (SAC) which would have the agreement is a "monitoring closed it indefinitely. tool" and the guidelines should The demise of the pub super- not be construed as deadlines. seded the $425,000 SAC debt as Although SAC is trying to the main topic of spring council pull itself out of debt, council ex Lance photo by Andrew Chiang elections, with four of the five ex- ecutives primarily give financial Monday's benefit for CJAMF:\f raised about $300 for the campus radio station. ecutive candidates making the re- reasons for opening the Subway. mainly in the residences. Cheng calendar and written outline of the after requiring the pub to imple opening a plank in their Chris Cheng, VP Administra notes that the Subway provides month's pub events. ment a Server Intervention platforms. At the March 20 tran- tion, says the Subway made "big "safety in proximity for 2,000 To make the Subway more Program (SIP). All Subway sition meeting of SAC, newly profits" in the last five years, and residents." competetive, the university, employees will have SIP training, elected members struck a corn- in the past these revenues sub To help get the word out, holder of the campus liquor which will allow them to prevent mittee to study feasible options to sidized departments which lost Cheng has produced The Subway license, has allowed the Subway intoxicated patrons from becom closing the pub. The Subway Pub money. Scoop. a one-page poster with a to lower prices this year, but only ing further impaired. Committee sent an operating SAC president Nino Papa also CJAM may lose chance to expand proposal to the administration of takes the financial view, saying it the university (which was in the was a "business decision." process of becoming SAC's lend- "A lot of SAC areas benefit by ing institution). From there both a successful pub ... it deserves by Terry Brown could not gain access to." conservatism." On August 7, SAC VP "When in a period of retrench sides negotiated an agreement another shot.'' outlining Subway operating pro- Boyle admits the Subway The long-delayed power in- Finance Boyle sent Crane a ment" a corporation "should not cedurcs and performance goals marketing budget is "next to noth- crease for OAM 91.5FM, the stu- memo: ''The university financing be expanding its asset base," he the pub must achieve if it is to ing," and says promotion will be dentradiostation ,hasbeenputoff agreement prohibits SAC, includ said. ..-:.+-Termrtff'Tl~rr:-~~~~---~~-crrm:::crrtr.rfe't':f'"[]~rfrc,-c;:nnff'lrs:--~n ing ,ts subsidiaries, from obtain Shortt) after the loan denial, On July 16, executives from ing any funding during the term of the SAC board of directors voted the Students' Administrative the agreement. This includes in favour of the power increase - Council (SAC) informed CJAM funding such as a term purchasing in principle - while refusing to business manager Mark Crane agreement .... " finance it at this time. that a promised $50,000 loan to Crane saiu MSC Electronics Chris Cheng, SAC VP Ad purchase a new transmitter was from Toronto was willing to let ministration, would like to wait a out of the question. OAM pay for the equipment over year to "make sure the [station's) In a proposal to the university the next two years, but this idea operation is stable." If CJAM can administration, Crane wrote that was abo vetoed by SAC. post another $25 OOOs urplus, he OAM's need was urgent, noting OAM had a $27 O(X) surplus sees "no problem giving them the the signal boost from 50 watts to in 1990-91 (which SAC put loan." 450 watts will be carried by a toward the debt) and the station's Crane continues to organize channel that "is a short-spaced, proposed 1991-92 budget in fundra1sing events. saying the specially negotiated one and will cluded a $25.000 loan repayment. power increase "is not dead yet." most likely be taken before Although these figures suggest and continues to work toward his CJAM t:ould raise the revenue to CJAM could reimburse SAC in goal of 1mplemcnting the ,,gnat pay for the project .... There is two years. Scan Boyle explained boost in June l lJlJ:! only 1ine other channel frcquent:y that such a deal would he outside "I hclievc ,,c t:,1n raise the left in Windsor ... one that (.'JAM t"apitJI h) that d,1tc." he sJ1d. Lance photo by Andrew Chiang Lance photo by Dennis Chadwick IR ITES OF FALL: Thousands of students ha~e moved back into residence, CIRCLE BURP: as disgusting as this belching in the round sounds to he un rained ear, lhis group narrowly •g_la:d. ;o.n.l-y- t,o- b-e- -fr-e-e -o=f T=or=on=to-. ----------------------....:::..--=-- missed getting its own show on FOX. The Lance, September 4, 1991, p.2. ............... DIVERSIONS __ - - ------ - - - - -- . ~ BENEFITS SOCIALS Saturday, September 7 = Friday, September 6- Sunday, September 8 Shlnerama '91 Benefit Concert featuring The = The Great Sandwich Festival in Olde Sandwich Windsor Dukes; Lost Patrol: Mescaline Ritual; Gall Towne. For more information, call on 252-6855; the Neilson; and Groundwater at the Subway Pub in the festival features many events all weekend, including: basement of the University Centre. You get all this for $3. All door proceeds go to the Canadian Cystic Friday, September 6 Fybrosis Foundation. You shouldn't need to be told that = Olde Sandwich Song Circle, 8:30 pm, Mackenzie Hall. 3 bucks for 5 acts for a good cause is a great deal. Do Open mike for all sorts of performers. not miss this event. = Street Dance on Brock Street, music by the Shannon Sunday, September 8 Brothers, Sandwich at Brock at 9 pm. Sounds like a - The Windsor Terry Fox Marathon of Hope will take good time. place starting at St. Clair College at 9:30am (walk) and Saturday, September 7 9:45am (run). Pre-registration on Saturday, Sept 7 = from 1O am to 4pm at the Red Cross Society building Parade, 11 am, along Sandwich Street from Prince at 1226 Ouellette. Call 966-2202 for more information = Road to Detroit Street. concerning the Terry Fox Run. Also on Saturday, the Deidre Roberts solo, Noon, Mackenzie Hall Park annual Pasta Feast will be held at the St. Clair College Gazebo. Pub (the Hangar) from 6:30 to 8pm. Tickets for the = "The Great Big Sandwich Making Contest", 1-3 pm dinner are $10, all proceeds to the Terry Fox Run. Call Sandwich & Brock. Yes, people make sandwiches and 966-3616 for more information about the dinner. then eat them. Guaranteed to be a hoot. = September 13 and 14 Bubble Magic with Maggie Deck, 2-4 pm, Mackenzie = The Third World Resource Centre presents The Hall Park. = Dance Brigade in a socially relevant modern dance Windsor Star editor Carl Morgan will do a preview performance. This San Francisco troupe will be at Holy reading from his new book, "Birth of a City" in the Olde Names High School, 1400 Northwood at 8:00pm. Court Cate, Mackenzie Hall at 7 pm. Good for a laugh Tickets: $12.50. Call 969-8896 for more information. for those with extremely sick humour or just plain dull? Friday, September 20 Lance photo by Dennis Chadwick You be the judge. = Self-sufflency. All events at Holy Redeemer College, = Windsor Feminist Theatre performance, 8 pm, Hospice At The Hop: a special evening with a 50's 925 Cousineau Road, Windsor. Registration cost $60, Mackenzie Hall Auditorium. Always worth a look-see. theme featuring The Drifters. At the Clociaro Club, $30 for students; $5 for Friday keynote address only. = doors open at 6:30pm. Tickets: $37 (GST incl.). All The piano stylings of Trevor Malcolm, 8:30 pm, For information, call the Third World Resource Centre, proceeds to Hospice of Windsor. Call 254-5151 for more Mackenzie Hall Auditorium. Avant-garde yet accessible, 252-1517. information. Trevor Malcolm is a premiere entertainer and composer, Until October 1s t not necessarnily in that order. ARTS =:>T he Academic Advisory Centre presents their Sunday, September 8 Learning and Study Skills Program including such = Until September 17 Afro-Canadian Dance Corp., Noon at Mackenzie Hall topics as "Time Management"; "Taking Effective = Park Gazebo. Recent Works by Siberian artist Valery Moshkln at the Lecture Notes"; "Researching & Preparing Term = Windsor Printmaker's Forum, 384 Pitt East, Suite 204. Papers"; 'Exam Preparations & Strategies" and other Len Wallace, folk singer, at Mackenzie Hall Park Gallery hours: 1-5pm, Mon-Fri. Reception: Sept 7, subjects students should worry about. Cost is a mere $2 Gazebo, 5 pm. One of Windsor's finest voices, singing 7-10pm. Everyone welcome. for each session. All workshops will be held in the great songs, from Billy Bragg to Pete Seeger and back. Academic Advisory Centre. For more information or to All this, plus originals, accompanied on accordian? Way LECTURES & SEMINARS reserve a place, contact the Academic Advisory Centre, better than it sounds. = Office of Student Affairs, Leddy Library West, Ext. 3288, Closing Ceremonies, 6 pm, Mackenzie Hall Park September 6 - 8 between 8:30am & 5pm, Mon. to Fri.. Gazebo. = Civilian-Based Defense And People Power, a Sunday, October 6 = MEETINGS conference exploring nonviolent national defense 58th Annual Christian Culture Series, the longest against invasion or coup d'etat. Friday, 7:00 pm, Lecture continual university lecture series in North America, Every Sunday on "Relevance of Civilian-based defense for the 1990s" presents Mary Frances Coady, from the editorial = by Gene Sharp. Responses by Don MacNamara, committee of the Catholic New Times. Lecture title: Genesis, Adult Children of Alcoholics and Other Gwynne Dyer, and John Brewin. Saturday and "The Canadian Church: A Journalistic Challenge•. Dysfunctional Families. 12-Step Support Group. Sunday, seminars and workshops on topics ranging Tickets for the entire 6-part series are available. Call Sundays, 8 pm 711 McEwan, Holy Name of Mary from the ideas of Martin Luther King to Economic 973-7033 for more information. Church (Basement). 776-6702 WELCOME STUD EN T.S from your No. 1 social spot lt'·s Faces' tenth year of Rockin' the U. of W. Free delivery of food to all areas of Windsor from [;J#t£:jft1i}§ located right at Faces corner of College and California right next to the St. Denis Centre We feature : -bands, -DJ music, -600 sq. feet Sunken Dance Floor, -a newly renovated dining and kitchen facility, -daily specials. Watch for special KARAOKE nights and chances for a trip to Vegas!! The Lance, September 4, 1991, p.3 SAC-cuts deal with administration by Terry Brown Council will use approximate years. The new deal will save Although initiated in Decem ly $380,000 to pay off its over SAC tens of thousands of dollars ber by Horsfall and Joe Esteves, After a summer of missed draft with the Toronto Dominion in students' fees each year. last year's SAC president, the deadlines, the Students' Ad Bank, which last year charged The new loan will also allow loan was not signed until August ministration Council (SAC) and SAC interest at approximately council more flexibility in deter 23, well past the proposed August the University of Windsor have two per cent over prime. (Accord mining its budget. This year's VP I implementation date. signed a half-million dollar ing to Mark Horsfall, last year's Finance Sean Boyle explained Last spring, the newly elected financing agreement designed to VP Finance, SAC paid as high as that the old agreement with council voted to re-open the pub, wipe out SAC's debt in seven 16 per cent, with the rate even Toronto Dominion would not which the outgoing council had years. tually dropping to twelve.) allow ''profit-losing centres" to voted to close as a gesture of This is a complete turnaround Under the new deal, SAC will operate within SAC. The bank's financial responsibility. from last fall when students pay back the university at nine per break-even policy would not have returned to discover that SAC cent, or approximately $45,000 to allowed the Subway to remain • Related stories on page one. owed $450,000. $50,000 a semester for seven open. Foods Services beefed up by Shari Hoppin Food Services is ringing in the school year with new "all campus cards" and a new computer system. The old meal cards will no longer be used. Instead, the existing stu dent card has been incorporated with the meal card to become the all campus card. Zora Sanson, an assistant director of Food Services, said one of the drawbacks of the former system was the time it took to key in meal card numbers. The old cash register system has been replaced by new Construction crews busy on campus machines through which the new cards can be swiped so that the infor mation is read electronically. It is hoped that this will reduce long line by Shari Hoppin furnishings. end of this month, and a new com ups and the possibility of errors. Wright said Old St. Denis Hall puter classroom will enhance the Sanson said each resident student will now have two accounts with The new business building is is being renovated to create space basement of the Computer Centre two different balances: a basic meal plan account and a flex account. the most noticeable change to the for the Faculty of Education when this semester. She explained that the basic meal plan account may be used for pur campus, but it is only one of it comes to the main campus. He The exterior walls of Essex chases only at Vanier, the Crocodile, the Pizzeria and the Faculty of several projects that have kept said these changes should be Hall are being repaired and, while Education. An overhead cost, which has been increased from 63 per construction workers busy over finished by spring. this project will continue for cent to 68 per cent, is first deducted from this account, which is credited the summer. Work on Memorial Hall about three more weeks, Wright with the remainder. The prepaid cost is credited back at the point of Administration and faculty should be finished by Christmas. said work will not interfere with sale. have already moved into the $18 That building is being made more classes. No overhead is charged on the flex account. million Odette Business Building accessible to the disabled, and the In addition, a concrete Off-campus meal plans between $300 and $650 arc also available. but the new bookstorc there won't heating and ventilation systems walkway has heen huilt over the Food purchases on these plans arc exempt from Goods and Services open until next semester. Univer arc being improved. well-trodden path across the lawn Tax and Provincial Sales Tax. 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Shinerama comes to campus by Shari Hoppin caline Ritual, Lost Patrol, the Windsor Dukes and Gail Neilson, Sunday Windsor should be a much who have volunteered their time night is student night - live house band, brighter place by the end of this and talent, will be held at the Sub half-price cover with student I.D. week. way Pub that evening from 9pm. 5-9pm. all-you-can-eat spaghetti - $2.99 About 200 students from St. Shinerama volunteers will get in Clair College and the University free; others will pay $3 with all Monday: NFL Football on five screens, with DJ of Windsor will join forces over proceeds going to the Canadian the next four days for Shinerama Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. '91. Anyone interested in volun Tuesday: 20c wings. 101 wings with movie stub. On September 4 and 5, stu teering on any day should contact DJ: Rob from CJAM-FM. dents will be able to have their Sue Morin at the Students' Ad shoes and rings polished for a ministrative Council offices, 2nd Wednesday: classic rock with Mr. Marty. donation at the University Centre Floor, University Centre, or between noon and 3pm. phone 253-4232, ext.3906. On Friday, September 6, stu The annual fund-raising cam Thursday: Ladies night- free roses, free limos, dents will shine shoes and collect paign is the largest single charity diamond give away. donations campus-wide between event among Canadian post I lam and 1pm at St. Clair College secondary students, and the TGIF Fridays: All-you-can-eat chicken wings and between noon and 4pm at the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis University of Windsor. Foundation's most popular fund $3.99, 6-9pm. A city-wide shoe shine will raiser since 1964. take place downtown, in malls, Last year, 60 universities and Saturday: DJ: Rob from CJAM-FM. hospitals, fire halls and the city colleges raised over $675,000 for House dance party mix. market between noon and 4pm on cystic fibrosis research. Over $6 September 7. A benefit concert million has been raised since 6675 Tecumseh Road E. (519) 945-0778 featuring Groundwater, Mes- Shinerama began 27 years ago. elcome Back Everyone ... from sec, e~czry THE STUDENT TYPING SERVICE (& more) (Backf or our 3rd year)! • send/receive fax • hourly computer rental • charts & tables & graphs • essays • overhead transparencies • flyer design for events • resumes • mass mailings • laser printouts from disk • photocopying • MACINTOSH& IBM compatible • LASER PRINTING 1923 UNIVERSITY AVE. W. 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It also focuses Environmental Engineering on odour and noise pollution and Programme has become the first the broader aspects of environ such programme recognized in mental planning and impact as Canada by the Canadian En sessment. gineering Accreditation Board Eight students are in the final (CAEB). year of the four-year programme, CAEB, a standing committee and are expected this fall to be of the Canadian Council of come Canada's first degree Professional Engineers, reviews recipients of a Bachelor of Ap all Canadian engineering educa plied Science in Environmental tion programmes to accredit those Engineering. STUDENT/TEACHER which meet the standards accept Environmental Engineering is able for professional engineer also offered as a co-operative registration. · education programme, giving stu APPRECIADTAIYOSN Dean of Engineering Gerard dents the opportunity to combine Monforton said the fact that ac classroom experiences with re creditation followed the lated work experience in environ programme's first CAEB review mental projects. Most recently, Welcome to the 1991/92 school year. Radio Shack wants to help make this your best year ever. We've assembled HALF PRICE!C omputer AccessoryK its was an indication of its quality. these co-op placements included a selection of products designed to help students and 720K kit. 3•/2' disk 10-pack. disk storage bo< and clean,ng kit. 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Card*~a nd for qualifiedg raduating If you're a full-timec ollege1 or students, an auto loan**.D rop by your Interested in all this, plus universitys tudent, you're eligiblef or nearest Scotiabankb ranch and ask us $40 a week? Contact editor Terry Brown or news editor the Scotia BankingA dvantage.T he for details.W e'll be happy to show you Shari Hoppin at 253-4060 package includes an automated all the ways we can help. or at the Lance, second floor, University Centre. .., ,·,-~,~ Scotia bank t,lll!l • The Banko f NovaS cotiar egisteredu ser of mark. •• Subjectt o credit approval. 1 CommunityC ollege,T echnicalI nstituteo r Cegep. The Lance, September 4, 1991, p.6. 1 6S~P frees up more money !5~1;~~:,NTHE WEST END • by Shari Hoppin spouses of married students receive a $28 per week miscel have been decreased to the same laneous allowance. Married and Fruit Baskets, Stuffed balloons and Green Plants Teleflora Serviice Student assistance program level as those expected from the sole-support parents will be Back to school special mes have been adjusted to reflect parents of dependent students. eligible for an additional main Large colourful feathers . . . . . . . . . . . 99i ea. increases in student costs and to For example, in 1990-91, a tenance allowance of $634 per Carnations . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $3.99 doz. Long stem Roses . . . ......... .. ... $1.25 ea. make programmes fairer. couple earning $28,000 was ex child if they have one or two 3199 Sandwich St. West Open 7 days a week The changes, which recently pected to contribute ap children and $1,248 if they have 254-9676 We deliver took effect, include the following: proximately $3,900. In 1991-92. three or four children. • The Ontario Student Assistance that same couple is expected to • The number of Ontario Graduate Programme (OSAP) has been contribute about $1,100. Scholarships has been increased adjusted to cover tuition fee in • OSAP residency reouirements from 1,200 to 1,300 and the creases, and students will for permanent residents will be amount has been increased to receive a five per cent increase the same as those for Canadian $3,953 from 53,766 per term. in allowable costs to offset in citizens. Previous( y, in certain Minister of Colleges and creasing living costs. situations permanent residents Universities Richard Allen also • Grant maximums for disabled faced more stringent cntena. announced recently that his min students have been increased to • Part-time students will now istry plans to implement major $3,550 for disability-related ex receive the same transportation changes in OSAP in time for the penses they cannot meet under and personal living allowances 1992-93 academic year. current grant maximums. as full-time students .. Issues covered by a recent • Married students with children • Changes to the way Ontario uses review include financial will benefit from an improved the Canada Student Loans eligibility criteria, how student child-care allowance. The new programme will make an extra aid is allocated, and measures to allowance for each child has $36 million in Joans available to help non-traditional students, in been increased to $700 per term Ontario students. Because addi cluding part-time students, those from the previous $100. tional expenses will now be al with special needs, single parents, • Contributions expected from the lowed, single students will and adult learners. New vp academic by Lance News Staff Welco me All Part-time Students William "Bill'" Jones is the ORIENTATION WEEK BBQ University of Windsor's new vice-president, academic. Jones, formerly dean of Tuesday Sept. 10, 4-7 p.m. science at St. Mary's University, Halifax, succeeds Gordon Wood, Univer sit y Centre North Patio who stepped down after complet ~P&S ing a six-year term. Prior to join sponsored by ing St. Mary's in 1989, Jones was with Dalhousie University in Organ ization of Part-time Halifax for 27 years, serving as chair of the department of University Stude nt s chemistry from 1974 to 1983 and chair of the Dalhousie Senate n from 1983 to 1989. 1 Jones said he is excited about UNJVEISITY o, the appointment. ·•rm sure &re WINDSOR will enjoy livmg in Windsor. 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Open 11a m - 1a m Sandwich at Mill 255-1833 973-7548 Open September 9th ----~---- ---- --~ -- -- --- -- - - ... and there was much rejoicing Celebrat e Subway pub's resurrection l by Lance Arts staff MON TUE WED THURS FRI SAT Since we all know Communism has failed, we've revised the Marxist slogan to - sa}, "Students of the University of Windsor 2 3 4 5 6 umte - in the Subway Pub!" CJAM Dance/ Blue Tots is what the Subway has to offer m September ... Jamming Karaoke Cliff Giveaway Diamond Shmerama CJAM Fundraiser is a ''three bands Fund raiser Nite Erickson Nite Band Concert for three bucks" deal. Groundwater, Lesser Known, and All-Saints' Day will be per 9 10 11 12 13 14 forming, and all proceeds benefit CJAM Karaoke - Like Andy Warhol said, Fashion Laid Dance/ "Everyone has fifteen minutes of fame." Or Show Back Mike Giveaway Uptown something like that. For the uninitiated, Audition Nite Mandel Nite Blues karaoke is a variation on lip-synching: a tape provides the music and you provide the vocals. 16 17 18 19 20 21 Cliff Erickson is back with his guitar Laid Dance/ and unique sense of humour everyone will Back Fashion Giveaway ONE enjoy. Dance Giveaway Night - The Sub Nite Show Nite way waives its cover charge every Thursday, with a DJ providing music for 23 24 25 26 27 28 your dancing pleasure. There will be con Laid Three Dance/ tests and prizes. The Blue Diamond Band is on its own Back Piece Giveaway ZOOM now. The former backup players for Zoom Nite Suit Nite perform upbeat danceable blues and in clude Len Temelini of the School of Music on saxophone. have harmoniously accompanied Dierdre hypnotist, visits the pub to take people from laughs and music of the utmost entertain Shinerama -Some of the city's most Roberts in performances past, and The the audience ... and never return them. ing type. prevalent acts will perform a benefit con Windsor Dukes, a local blues band who Sounds like a gas. Zoom will be the special guest on the cert as part of the Shinerama weekend. have recently found a home at Fanny's Uptown Blues will also be at the pub 27th with her own brand of Detroit blues. Scheduled acts include Lost Patrol, featur Starlight Lounge on Pitt Street just East of this month, pumping out covers by the Ii kes This year, the pub will be closed on ing Karen Marrero's powerful vocals. Lost Ouellette. There will be a three dollar dona of Black Crowes, Blues Brothers and Saturdays, Sundays and Mondays, though Patrol released their own EP in 1988, called tion at the door and all proceeds will go to George Thoroughgood. they break their own rule on the first Second Time Around, and were chosen to the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. ONE - At least for the sake of diver weekend back to school. This year the pub represent Canada on an international rock Fashion Show - The Subway , with sity, the September bill also includes this features not only live entertainment but a album called Tant qu 'ii y a du rock volunteer students chosen at an audition on popular raggae band from Toronto who "budget-wise" menu so you can con produced in France. Also present will be the 9th, will hold a pseudo-professional have earned critical acclaim throughout the veniently avoid long line-ups in the Grand Groundwater , the former handmatcs of runway display of many styles and tastes. last two years. Market Place an<l still have somewhere to CJAM's Disco Dick (we miss you). Mes Laid Back Ni~ht -The mike is open Three Piece Suit-You'd never know cat, study and socialize. The Subway is caline Ritual, whose members may have for anyone daring enough to display his or hy the name, so we 're tell in· ya now - it's there for the students. so he a part of the dipped into a few Carlos Castenada 's her talent. hooks, Gail Neilson, who is rumoured to Mike ·Mandel, Windsor's favourite a come<ly trio. They promis, u night of great tradition. Controversial tales spun by women 's dance troupe by Lance Arts staff Mexico. Their appearances in Windsor Dance Brigade, a critically ac are benefits for the Third World claimed dance company from San Resource Centre, a local or Francisco, will be performing ganization which acts as an Friday, September 13th and umbrella for many social issues Saturday, September 14th, at groups and projects. Holy Names High School. Fellow Windsorites may Founded in 1984 in Oakland, recognize one of Brigade's dan California, by former members of cers, Sarah Crowell, who is a na the Wallflower Order Dance Col tive of Windsor and received her lective, Dance Brigade pioneered first dance training here. a new genre; socially relevant Since the company incor modem dance theatre accessible porates singing into their show, to the widest possible audience. there will be interpretation Dance Brigade combines ele provided for the hearing impaired ments of theatre, humour, sign- at the Friday evenin g perfor 1a nguage, ritual, speech, mance. gymnastics and martial arts in The Dance Brigade is f broad, expressive techniques that in part by grants from the Cah, require physical strength as well nia Arts Council, Oakland Arts as grace. Council, the National Endow Dance Brigade demonstrates Photo courtesy Bonnie Kamin ment for the Arts and the Alameda a unique feminist perspective sy Keefer, one of the group's Ar tionary Nutcracker Sweetie." of historical events, such as the county Arts Commission. while providing active commen tistic Directors. Clara turns into a servant girl from Vietnam War and the women's Holy Names High School is tary on controversial themes such "Their dance is powerful and the Third World, Dr. Stahibaum movement. located at 1400 Northwood as women's issues, AIDS, life-affirming," said Linda Ray, into a heartless banker and the Dance Brigade has been busy Street. Tickets are $12.50, avail militarism, South Africa, El Sal the group's production facilitator mice into trenchcoated operatives in the past four years. They have able from the Third World vador, the environment and who also interprets the show for of the CIA. In another remarkable produced four full-length con Resource Centre, located at 125 peace. the hearing impaired. "They're dance number called "Thes certs of original work. Each year, Tecumseh Road West, 252-1517, This professional dance incredible. They're dancing for maphoria ," the dancers stack the five dancers stage two major Southshore Books at· 164 Pitt St. troupe has received positive press the right reason. They dance from themselves one behind the other Oakland shows and their annual W, 253-9102, and the Book since they were first formed. the inside out." to create the effect of a ten-armed tour takes them throughout the Room at the Court in MacKenzie "We get a lot of respect and Examples of their past shows goddess in a tribal ritual. They United States and Canada. They Hall Cultural Centre, 3277 appreciation from the people we include an annual rendition of have used music from Jefferson also conduct a unique Summer In Sandwich Stre!!t at 255-7600. perform for. It's a good way to their own version of the Airplane to Chopin, the poetry of tensive Workshop which attracts serve the community," says Kris- Tchaikovsky ballet, "The Revolu- Sylvia Plath, and re-enactments participants from Canada and The Lance,S eptember 4, 1991, p.8. Tli1s Mortal Coil OUR PAPER DOESN'T GROW ON TREES Score well on the GRE Save a forest by using our ends with Blood note paper, pads, envelopes, LSAT steno pads, computer paper and copy paper, plus many GMAT Blood other earth care products. This Mortal Coil In Toronto: Polygram Records 923-PREP (7737) 2148 Wyandotte St. West 253-4302 Outside Toronto: by Paul Jamnicky 1-800-387-5519 For in that sleep of death what ~. dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, ~~~ Must give us pause. - Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1 o</. This Mortal Coil 's third ~-<;. album, entitled Blood, closes the trilogy initiated by the innovative (1>6, Ivo Watts-Russell, who also founded the independent British ~0 label 4AD. The album is a col ~· laboration of various artists, in was a progression for This Mortal cluding Kim Deal of The Pixies, Coil because it began to explore Tanya Donelly of The Throwing its own sound without the in g;v Muses , Dominic Appleton of fluence of Cocteau Twins. The ar et Breathless, and Canada' s own rangements became more Heidi Berry and Caroline Cravley complex and used a variety of ex of Shelleyan Orphan. The album perimental sounds to underscore 0~ is dominated by obsure covers as the selections. Blood exemplified well as a few originals, all held the maturation of the project by together by themes of alienation being an complete album, without ~~v Wednesday Night and despair. a choppy or disjointed sound. On Blood, sounds, moods, and Blood is the final album of emotional lyrics are weaved into This Mortal Coil - not because a lucid dream. String arrange its creators have run out of ideas, Sept. 11: Jello Wrestling ments, new age sounds and ex but because there is a feeling that perimental noises like children the collaboration has fulfilled its (for cash) talking and barking dogs carry the artistic obligation. Mastermind listener from selection to selec Ivo Watts-Russell will continue tion without the interruption of exploring his talents, but will "Wednesday Alternative Music" silence. These qualities create an refrain from a project of the enor atmosphere of ethereal dreami mity of This Mortal Coil. ness and intense melancholy. "I feel the idea has run its As an ending piece of the tril course," he explains. "Although Floor Parties Welcome and We Supply Bus ogy, Blood is perfection. 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He was usually com taire in mind. and Blue, a cassette of Cole Porter FREE PARKING 258-2726 Musicals may not enjoy the missioned to write entire scores, Possibly his most popular songs covered by acts such as popularity they did between the but there were a handful of cases song was "Begin the Beguine," Sinead O'Connor, U2, Euryth if·_) World Wars, but that doesn't when he co-wrote with others. written for the Broadway musical mics and Talking Heads (the mean the music of this era is dead. Unlike teams such as Richard Jubilee in 1935. It can be found in proceeds went to AIDS research). lrnsA Songs from Broadway shows Rodgers and Lorenz Hart, whose almost every music book of songs Jazz instrumentals of Porter's continue to be covered by top tasks of writing the music and the from the 1930s. One of his most songs have been recorded by the CHAVELA~ , forty groups, jazz sets and new lyrics were individually alloted, popular scores was for Kiss Me industry's best musicians, such as I 4W0i5n Pdesoliru ier ' aggraen dbpaanrednst.s , Itfh eyy owu illa spkr obyaobulry Cofo bleo Ptho trateler ndtiss.p layed a command Ksiaotne ,o af Smhoadkeersnpiezaerde 'sm uTsaicmailn gv eor f JMuliilaens "CDaanvniso,n baJollh" n AdCdoelrtlrya naen, d 254-6865 remember the name of one of the He was born into a family of the Shrew. From this show Dave Brubeck. most talented American multi-millionaires, who dis emerged "Brush Up Your Aside from his remarkable • Open7Days songwriters - Cole Porter, couraged his artistic interests. Shakespeare," which became an output, Cole Porter's private life whose 100th birthday is However, when Porter was anthem among young men of the was not without incident. At the celebrated this year. eleven, his mother paid one 1940s. ("Just declaim a few lines age of 47, both legs were crushed If you consider yourself a hundred dollars for the publica from 'Othella'/ And she'll think in a horseback riding accident, well-rounded music buff, you tion of his first song, "Bobolink One hundred years after the birth may be familiar with "I Get a Kick Waltz." Out of You'' ("I get no kick from He continued to compose of Cole Porter, we realize his music champagne/ Mere alcohol doesn't throughout his university years at thrill me at all/ So tell me why it Yale, Harvard Law School and will never go out of style. should be true/ That I get a kick the Harvard School of Music. He out of you."). eventually married an inde you're a helluva fella ... When which confined him to a v. heel Sophisticated, catchy, witty pendently wealthy woman, and you baby is pleading for pleasure/ chair for the rest of his life. and invariably following the began writing professionally for Let her sample your Measure for However, this had little effect on Unique Gifts &::C lothing popular song format, Porter also Broadway. Producing at least one Measure.") his career as a songwriter, and he From Around the World wrote what was considered risque score a year between 1916 and References to Cole Porter continued composing. Almost as • SwHters • Ponchos in the 1920s, such as "Let's Do It 1958, he became known as one of songs are pervasive today. In one if he was determined to end his • M.uk.s • To1pe,tries (Let's fall in Love)": "I'm sure the most prolific Broadway episode of the cartoon series The music career on a good note, his • Folk Art • May.on Piecrs giraffes on the sly do it/ Heavy songwriters of his time. Simpsons, one of Bart's favourite last effort went into the very suc • Jewellery • Clothing hippopotami do it/ Old sloths The 1930s and 1940s were television characters sang the first cessful film "High Society", star hanging from twigs do it/ Though considered the pinnacle of measuresof"Ev'ryTime We Say ring Bing Crosby, Frank Sinatra, the effort is great/ Sweet guinea Porter's career. Sensitive to the Goodbye" as his closing theme. Louis Armstrong and Grace pigs do it/ Buy a couple and wait." needs of the performer for whom "Groove's in the Heart," a top Kelly. Other daring titles include "Sweet he was commissioned to write, he forty song by Deee-lite, incor The originality of Cole Porter Nudity," "Sex Appeal" and "I was creative and accomodating. porated an alliteration ("de-light has survived and will continue to ~\)" .o.~' H ate You, Darling." For instance, his tune "Night and ful, de-licious, de-lovely") taken influence popular culture in the Porter primarily composed for Day" was written for the musical from a Porter song entitled "It's future. ii' ~ Broadway productions, but Gay Divorce in 1932, with the ,0 IN THE SKY SPECIALL IMITEDE NGAGEMENT I FROM THE ORIGINAL •••• /J-~~ ,~ La-u-~ strictly dedicated to the blues SHOWCASING INTERNATRIEOCNOARLAD RINTGIS TS ALSO FEATURING WINDSOR'S BESTB LUEST ALENTA VAILABLE •••• TO THE EXOTIC Student specials on food menu & door with presentation Hand Cnfted Worfdwlde Imports of valid 1.0. ~ ·Jewell«ry ·,Urlcn Canlnp ·PIHi» ·Folk Art • skyline view of the river Whips ·TapHtrles • great pizza & pasta menu -clotlafaa ·S•Htcrs • pool table OPEN7DAYS 3000UELLETfE, WINDSOR 53 Pitt St. E. (AboveL aGuardlsR estaurant) (Palace Complex-Upper) Windsor,O ntario (519) 256-lSSl (519) 971...882•2 j O~n fue,-Sun. 7pm to c:lose ...