Sleazy Stories BooksbyAaronSleazy SleazyStories DebunkingtheSeductionCommunity MinimalGame InGerman: SchmierigeGeschichten Sleazy Stories Confessions of an infamous modern Seducer of Women Aaron Sleazy Black Swallowtail Publishing BlackSwallowtailPublishing Berlin Copyright©byAaronSleazy http://www.aaronsleazy.com e image on the cover is adapted from a picture available under a CreativeCommonsAttributionlicense. Copyright©byMod- ernista! Amsterdam Allrightsreserved. Nopartofthisbookmaybereproducedinany formorbyanymeanswithoutthepriorwrittenconsentofthepub- lisher. esoleexceptionarebriefquotesforuseinreviews. Revision. ISBN---- ToDewayneandTerry Contents Preface xi Acknowledgments xiii Notes xv Fourmakeoutsinagayclub  Abouncerstormedintothebathroom  Shewasalreadysittingonmybed  “Doyouwanttofuckme?”  BecauseI’msodifferent  Takingawalkwithanewfriend  Funatafetishparty  vii Abizarreseconddate  Keepherhornyandgetheroutofthere!  Unexpectedencounteratanupscalebar  “John,I’monlydancing.”  Shebitmeinlessthantwominutes  epowerofthepenis  Puttingpeopleunderaspell . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Sevengirls,sixmakeouts . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Cockoutonthedance(cid:280)oor . . . . . . . . . . . . .  Fromone(cid:280)owertothenext  No,I’mnotadoctor  “Comeon,showmeyourcock!”  Likeapoint-and-clickadventuregame  In-venueinsanities  Attemptingtostealagirl’spants,andmore . . . . .  Pleasinganasianbeautyinfrontofanaudience . .  Oneshot,onekill  viii