ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER —CHETAN BHAGAT [Typeset by: Arun K Gupta] This is someway my story. A great fun, inspirational One! Before you begin this book, I have a small request. Right here, note down three things. Write down something that i) you fear, ii) makes you angry and iii) you don’t like about yourself. Be honest, and write something that is meaningful to you. Do not think too much about why I am asking you to do this. Just do it. One thing I fear: __________________________________ One thing that makes me angry: __________________________________ One thing I do not like about myself: __________________________________ Okay, now forget about this exercise and enjoy the story. Have you done it? If not, please do. It will enrich your experience of reading this book. If yes, thanks Sorry for doubting you. Please forget about the exercise, my doubting you and enjoy the story. PROLOGUE _____________ The night train ride from Kanpur to Delhi was the most memorable journey of my life. For one, it gave me my second book. And two, it is not every day you sit in an empty compartment and a young, pretty girl walks in. Yes, you see it in the movies, you hear about it from friend’s friend but it never happens to you. When I was younger, I used to look at the reservation chart stuck outside my train bogie to check out all the female passengers near my seat (F-17 to F-25)is what I’d look for most). Yet, it never happened. In most cases I shard my compartment with talkative aunties, snoring men and wailing infants. But this night was different. First, my compartment was empty. The Railways bad just started this new summer train and nobody knew about it. Second, I was unable to sleep. I had been to IIT Kanpur for a talk. Before leaving, I drank four cups of coffee in the canteen while chatting with students. Bad idea, given that it was going to be boring to spend eight insomniac hours in an empty compartment. I had no magazines or books to read. I could hardly see anything out of the window in the darkness. I prepared myself for a silent and dull night. It was anything but that. She walked in five minutes after the train bad left the station. She opened the curtain of my enclosure and looked puzzled. ‘Is coach A4, seat 63 here?’ she said. The yellow light bulb in my compartment was a moody one. It flickered as I looked up at her. ‘Hub…’ I said when I saw her face. It was difficult to withdraw from the gaze of her eyes. ‘Actually it is. My seat is right in front of you,’ she answered her own question and heaved her heavy suitcase onto the upper berth. She sat down on the berth opposite me, and gave out a sigh of relief. ‘I climbed onto the wrong coach. Luckily the bogies are connected,’ she said, adjusting her long hair that ended n countless ringlets. From the corner of my eye I tried to look at her. She was young, perhaps early to mid- twenties. Her waist-length hair had a life of its own: a strand fell on her forehead repeatedly. I could no see her face clearly, but I could tell one thing —she was pretty. And her eyes—once you looked into them, you could not turn away. I kept my gaze down. She re-arranged stuff in her handbag. I tried to look out of the window. It was completely dark. ‘So, pretty empty train,’ she said after ten minutes. ‘Yes,’ I said. ‘It’s the new holiday special. They just started it, without telling people about it.’ ‘No wonder. Otherwise, trains are always full at this time.’ ‘It will get full. Don’t worry. Just give it a few days,’ I said ad leaned forward, ‘Hi. I am Chetan by the way, Chetan Bhagat.’ “Hi,’ she said and looked at me for a few seconds. ‘Chetan…I don’t know, your name sounds familiar.’ Now this was cool. It meant she had heard of my first book. I am recognized rarely. And of course, it had never happened with a girl on a night train. ‘You might have heard of my book, Five Point Someone. I’m the author,’ I said. ‘Oh yes,’ she said and paused. ‘Oh yes, of course. I’ve read your book. The three underperformers and the prof’s daughter one, right?’ she said. ‘Yes. So how did you like it?’ ‘It was all right.’ I was taken aback. Man, I could have done with a little more of a compliment here. ‘Just all right?’ I said, fishing a bit too obviously. ‘Well…’ she said and paused. ‘Well what?’ I said after ten seconds. ‘Well. Yeah, just all right… okay okay types,’ she said. I kept quiet. She noticed the expression of mild disappointment on my face. ‘Anyways, nice to meet you Chetan. Where are you coming from? IIT Kanpur?’ ‘Yes,’ I said, my voice less friendly than a few moments ago. ‘I had to give a talk there.’ ‘Oh really? About what?’ ‘About my book—you know the just okay-okay type one. Some people do want to hear about it,’ I said, keeping a sweet tone to sugarcoat my sarcasm- filled words. ‘Interesting,’ she said and turned quite again. I was quite too. I didn’t want to speak to her anymore. I wanted my empty compartment back. The flickering yellow light above was irritating me. I wondered if I should just shut it off, but it was not that Late yet. ‘What’s the next station? Is it a non-stop train?’ she asked after five minutes, obviously to make conversation. ‘I don’t know,’ I said and turned to look out of the window again even though I couldn’t see anything in the darkness. ‘Is everything okay?’ she asked softly. ‘Yes, why?’ I sad, the tone of my ‘why’ giving away that everything was, in fact, not okay. ‘Nothing. You’ve upset about what I said about your book right?’ ‘Not really,’ I said. She laughed. I looked at her. Just like her gaze, her smile was arresting too. I knew she was laughing at me, but I wanted her to keep smiling. I dragged my eyes away again. ‘Listen. I know your book did well. You are like this youth writer and everything. But at one level… just forget it.’ ‘What?’ I said. ‘At one level, you are hardly a youth writer.’ I turned silent and looked at her for a few seconds. Her magnetic eyes had a soft but insistent gaze. ‘I thought I wrote a book about college kids. That isn’t youth?’ I said. ‘Yeah right. So you wrote a book on IIT. A place where so few people get to go. You think that represents the entire youth? She asked and took out a box of mints from her bag. She offered me one, but I declined. I wanted to get this straight. ‘So what are you trying to say? I had to start somewhere, so I wrote about my college experiences. And you know the story is not so IIT-specific. It could have happened anywhere. I mean, just for that you are trashing my book.’ ‘I am not trashing it. I am just saying it hardly represents the Indian youth,’ she said and shut the box of mints. ‘Oh really… ‘I began, but was interrupted by the noise as the train passed over a long bridge. We didn’t speak for the next three minutes, until the train had returned to smoother tracks. “what represents the youth?’ I said. “I don’t know. You’re the writer. You figure it out,’ she said, and brushed aside a few curls that had fallen on her forehead. ‘That’s not fair,’ I said, ‘that is so not fair.’ I sounded like a five-year- old throwing a tantrum. She smiled as she saw me grumbling to myself. A few seconds later, she spoke again. ‘Are you going to write more books?’ she said. ‘I’ll try to,’ I said. I wasn’t sure if ever wanted to talk to her again. ‘So what is it going to be? IIMs this time?’ she said. ‘No.’ ‘Why not?’ ‘Because it does not represent the country’s youth.’ She stared laughing. ‘See, I am taking feedback. And now you laugh at me,’ I said. ‘No, no, she said. ‘I am not laughing at you. Can you stop being so over- sensitive?’ ‘I am not over-sensitive. I just want to take feedback,’ I said and turned my face away. ‘Well, well now. Let me explain. See, I just felt the whole IITian thing is cool and all, but what does it all mean in the broader sense? Yes, the book sells and you get to go to IIT Kanpur. But is that what it is all about?’ she said. “Well, then what is it about?’ ‘If you want to write the youth, shouldn’t you talk about young people who really face challenges? I mean yes, IITians face challenges, but what about the hundred and thousand of others/’ ‘Like whom?’ ‘Just look around you. What is the biggest segment of your facing challenges in modern India?’ ‘I don’t know. Student?’ ‘Not those, Mr. Writer. Get out of the student-campus of your first book now. Anything else you see that you find strange and interesting? I mean, what is the subject of your second novel?’ I turned to look at her carefully for the first time. Maybe it was the time of night, but I kid you not, she was one of the most beautiful women I had ever seen. Everything about her was perfect. Her face was like that of a child. She wore a bindi, which was hard to focus on as her eyes came in the way. I tried to focus on her question. ‘second novel? No, haven’t though of a subject yet,’ I said. ‘Really? Don’t you have any ideas?’ ‘I do. But nothing I am sure about.’ ‘Inte…resting, she drawled.’ Well, just bask in your first book success then.’ We kept quiet for the next half an hour. I took out the contents of my overnight bag and rearranged them for no particular reason. I wondered if it even made sense to change into a night suit. I was not going to fall asleep anyway. Another train noisily trundled past us in the opposite direction, leaving silence behind. ‘I might have a story ides for you,’ she said, startling me. ‘Huh?’ I was wary of what she was going to say. For no matter what her idea was, I had to appear interested. ‘What is it?’ ‘It is a story about a call center.’ ‘Really?’ I said. ‘Call centers as in business process outsourcing centers or BPOs?’ “Yes, do you know anything about them?’ I thought about it. I did know about call centers, mostly from my cousins who worked there. “Yes, I know a little bit,’ I said. ‘Some 300,000 people work in the industry. They help US companies in the sales, service and maintenance of their operations. Usually younger people work there in night shifts. Quite interesting, actually.’ ‘Just interesting? Have you ever thought of what all they have to face?’ she asked, her voice turning firm again. “Uh, not really…’ I said. ‘Why? They aren’t the youth? You don’t want to write about them?’ she said, almost scolding me. ‘Listen, let’s not start arguing again…’ ‘I’m not arguing. I told you that I have a call center story for you.’ I looked at my watch. It was 12.30 a.m. A story would not be such a bad ides to kill time, I thought. ‘Let’s hear it then, I said. ‘I’ll tell you. But I have a condition,’ she said. ‘Condition?’ I was intrigued. ‘What? That I don’t tell it to anyone else?’ I asked. ‘No. Just the opposite in fact. You have to promise me to writ it as your second book.’ ‘What I said, almost falling from my seat. Wow! Now that was something. Okay, so I meet a girl who appears interesting and has a nice pair of eyes and looks like she can tell me a story to kill time. However, it does not mean I will spend two years of my life turning it into a book. ‘Like a full book? Are you kidding? I can’t promise that. It’s a lot of work,’ I said. ‘Up to you,’ she said and turned silent. I waited for ten seconds. She did not speak. ‘Can’t I decide after you tell me the story?’ I said. ‘If it is interesting, I may even do it. But how can I decide without listening to it?’ ‘No. it is most about choice. If I tell you, you have to write it,’ she said. ‘A whole book…?’ I asked again. ‘Yes. Like it’s your own story. In first person—just like in your first book. I’ll give you the contacts of the people in the story. You can meet them, do your research, whatever it takes, but make it your second book.’ ‘Well then, I think it’s better if you don’t tell me,’ I said on her berth, and then arranged her pillow and blanket. I guesses she was planning to go to sleep. I checked my watch again. It was 1:00 a.m., and I was still wide awake. This was a non-stop train, and there were no stations to look forward to until Delhi in the morning. She switched off the flickering yellow light. Now the only light in the compartment was an errie blue one; I couldn’t figure out where the bulb was. It felt strange, like we were the only two people in the universe. As she was sliding under her blanket, I asked, ‘What is the story about? At least tell me a little bit more.’ ‘Will you do it then?’ I shrugged in the semi-darkness. ‘Can’t say. Don’t tell me the story yet —just tell me what it is about.’ She nodded and sat up. Folding her legs beneath her, she began talking. ‘All right, she said, ‘It is a story about six people in a call center as one night.’ ‘Just one night? Like this one?’ I interrupted. ‘Yes, one night. One night at the call center.’ ‘You sure that can be a full book? I mean, what is so special about this night?’ She heaved a sigh and took a sip from her bottle of mineral water. ‘You see,’ she said, ‘it wasn’t like any other night. It was the night there was a phone call.’ ‘What?’ I said and burst out laughing. ‘So a call center gets a phone cal. That is the special part?’ She did no smile back. She waited fro me to stop laughing and then continued as if I hadn’t said anything. ‘You see, it wasn’t an ordinary phone call. It was the night…it was the night there was a phone call from God.’ Her words had me spring to attention. ‘What?’ ‘You heard me. That night there was a phone call from God,’ she said. ‘What exactly are you talking about?’ ‘I just told you what the story was about. You asked, remember?’ she said. ‘And then… how… I mean…’ ‘I’m not telling you anymore. Now you know what it’s about, if you want to hear the story, you know my condition.’ ‘That is a tough condition,’ I said. ‘I know. Up to you,’ she said and lifted her blanket again. She lay down and closed her eyes. Six people. One night, call center. Call from God. The phrases kept repeating in my head as another hour passed. At 2:00 a.m. she woke up to have a sip of water. ‘Not sleeping?’ she asked, with eyes only half open. Maybe there was a voltage problem, but this time even the blue light in the compartment started flickering. ‘No, not sleepy at all, I said. ‘Okay, goodnight anyway, she said, and began to lie down again. ‘Listen,’ I said. Got up. Sit down again.’ ‘Huh?’ she said, rubbing her eyes. ‘Why? What happened?’ ‘Nothing. You tell me what happened. Tell me the story’ I said. ‘So you will write it?’ ‘Yes,’ I said, with a bit of hesitation. ‘Good,’ she said, and sat up again. The cross-legged position was back. The rest of the night, she told me the story that begins from the next page. It is a story about six people, three guys and three girls who worked as the Connexions Call Center. I choose to tell the story through Shyam’s eyes. This is because, after I met him, I found him the most similar to me as a person. The rest of the people and what happened tat night—well, I will let Shyam tell you that. FROM #29 Otherwise? Esha Said. ‘Otherwise we die,’ Vroom said. We stayed quiet for a minute. ‘Everyone dies one day,’ I said, just to break the silence. ‘Maybe it is simpler this way. Just end life rather than deal with it,’ Vroom said. I nodded. I was nervous and I was glad Vroom was making small talk. ‘My main question is– what if no one finds us even after we die. What happens then?’ Vroom said. ‘The vultures will find us. They always do. I saw it on Discovery Channel,’ I said. ‘See, that makes me uncomfortable. I don’t like the idea of sharp beaks rearing my muscles, cracking my bones and ripping me to shreds. Plus, my body will be smelling like hell. I’d rather be burnt in a dignified manner and go up in that one last ultimate puff of smoke.’ ‘Can you guys stop this nonsense? At least be silent,’ Esha said and folded her arms. Vroom smiled at her. Then he turned to me. “I don’t thinking Esha will smell too much. Her Calvin Klein perfume will keep her carcass fresh for days.’ #1 I was splashing my hands in the water pointlessly in the sea. I can’t even swim in a pond, let alone in the Indian Ocean. I was in the water while my boss Bakshi was in a boat next to me. He was pushing my head down in the water. I saw Priyanka drifting away in a lifeboat. I screamed even as Bakshi used both his hands to keep my head submerged. Salt water filled my mouth and nostrils as I heard loud beeps at a distance. My nightmare ended as my cell phone alarm rang hard in my left ear and I woke up to its Last Christmas ring tone. The ring tone was a gift from Shefali, my new semi-girlfriend. I squinted through a half-shut eye and lifted on the screen. ‘Damn,’ I said and jumped out of bed. I would have loved to analyze my dream and its significance in my insignificant life, but I had to get dressed for work. ‘Man, the Qualis will be here in twenty minutes,’ I thought, digging matter out of my eye. I was still tired, but scared to sleep more because I was getting late. Besides, there was a serious risk of Bakshi making a comeback in my dreams. By the way, hi. I am Shyam Mehra, or Sam Marcy as they call me at my workplace, the Connexions call center in Gurgaon. (American tongues have trouble saying my real name and prefer Sam. If you want, you can give me another name too. I really don’t care.) Anyway, I am a call center agent. There was hundred of thousands, probably millions of agents like me. But this total pain-in-the neck author chose me, of all the agents in the country. He met me and told me to help with his second book. In fact, he near as well wanted me to write the book for him. I declined, saying I can’t even write my resume or even other simple things in life, there is no way I can write a whole damn book. I explained to him how my promotion to the position of team leader had been put off for one year because my manager Bakshi had told me I don’t have the ‘required skill-set’s yet. In my review, Bakshi wrote that I was ‘not a go-getter’. (I don’t even know what ‘go-getter’ means, so I guess I’m not one for sure.) But this author said he didn’t care—he had promised someone he’d do this story so I’d better cooperate, otherwise he would keep pestering me. I tried my best to wriggle out of it, but he wouldn’t let go of me. I finally relented and that’s why I’m stuck with this assignment, while you are stuck with me. I also want to give you one more warning. My English is not that great— actually, nothing about me is great. So, if you are looking for something posh and highbrow, then I’d suggest you read another book which has some big many-syllabus words. I know only one big, many-syllable word, and I hate that word—‘management’. But we’ll get to that later. I told the author about my limited English. However, the pain-in-the-neck author said big emotions do not come from big words. So, I had no choice but to do the job. I hate authors. For now, let us go back to the story. If you remember, I had just woken up at my home. There were noises in the living room. Some relatives were in town to attend a family wedding. My neighbor was getting married to his cousin…er sorry, I was too groggy to figure this out—no, my cousin was getting married to his neighbor. But I had to work, so I could not go to the wedding. It doesn’t matter, all marriages are the same, more or less. I reached the bathroom still half-asleep, it was already occupied. The bathroom door was open. I saw five of my aunts scrambling to get a few square-inches of the wash-basin mirror. One aunt was cursing her daughter for leaving the matching bindis at home. Another aunt had lost the little screw of her gold earring and was flipping out. ‘It is pure gold, where is it?’ she screamed into my face. ‘Has the maid stolen it?’ like the maid had nothing better to do then steal one tiny screw. Wouldn’t she steal the whole set? I thought. ‘Auntie, can I use the bathroom for five minutes. I need to get ready for office,’ I said. ‘Oh hello, Shyam. Woke up finally?’ my mother’s sister said. ‘Office? You are not coming for the wedding?’ ‘No, I have to work. Can I have the bath…’ ‘Look how big Shyam has become,’ my maternal aunt said. ‘We need to find a girl for him soon.’ Everyone burst into giggles. It was their biggest joke of the day. ‘Can I please…’ I said. ‘Shyam, leave the ladies alone,’ one of my older cousins interrupted. ‘What are you doing here with the women? We are already so late for the wedding’ ‘But I have to go to work. I need to get dressed,’ I protested, trying to elbow my way to the bathroom tap. ‘You work in a call center, right? My cousin said. ‘Yes.’ ‘Your work is through the phone. Why do you need to dress up? Who is going to see you?’ I didn’t answer. ‘Use the kitchen sink,’ an aunt suggested and handed me my toothbrush. I gave them all a dirty look. Nobody noticed. I passed by the living room on my way to the kitchen. The uncles were outside, on their second whiskey and soda. One uncle said something about how it would be better if my father were still alive and around this evening. I reached the kitchen. The floor was so cold I felt I had stepped on an ice tray. I realized I had forgotten soap. I went back but the bathroom door was bolted. There was no hot water in the kitchen, and my face froze as I washed it with cold water. Winter in Delhi is a bitch. I brushed my teeth and used the steel plates as a mirror to comb my hair. Shyam had turned into Sam and Sam’s day had just begun. I was hungry, but there was nothing to eat in the house. Because they’d be getting food at the wedding, my mother had felt there was no need to cook at home. The Qualis horn screamed at 8.55 p.m. As I was about to leave, I realized I had forgotten my ID. I went to my room, but could not find it. I tried to find my mother instead. She was in her bedroom, lost in more aunties, saris and jewellery sets. She and my aunts were doing some major weight comparisons of which aunt’s set was heaviest. Usually the heaviest aunt had the heaviest set. ‘Mom, have you seen my ID?’ I said. Everyone ignored me. I went back to my room as the Qualis honked for the fourth time. ‘Damn, there it is,’ I said as I finally located the ID under my bed. I pulled it out by its strap and strung it around my neck. I waved a goodbye to everyone, but no on acknowledged me. It wasn’t surprising, I am only cared for so much. Every cousin of mine is becoming a doctor or engineer. You can say I am the black sheep of my family. Though I do not think that I expression is correct. After all, what’s wrong with black sheep—don’t people wear black sweaters? But you get an idea of my status in my clan. In fact, the only reason people somewhat talk to me is I have a job and get a salary at the end of the month. You see, I used to work in the website department of an ad agency before this call center job. However, the ad agency paid horrible money. Also, all the people there were pseudos, more interested in office politics than websites. I quit, and all hell broke loose at home. That is when the black sheep term was tagged onto me. I saved myself by joining Connexions, as with money in your wallet the world gives you some respect and lets Priyanka worked there. Of course, that reason was no longer relevant. My aunt finally found the gold screw tapped in her fake hair bun. The Qualis horn screamed again, this time in an agency tone. ‘I’m coming,’ I shouted as I ran out of the house. #2 ‘What sahib. Late again?’ The driver said as I took the front seat. ‘Sorry, sorry. Military Uncle’s place first?’ I panted to the driver. ‘Yes,’ he replied, looking at his watch. ‘Can we reach the call center by 10:00 p.m.? I have to meet someone before their shift ends,’ I said. ‘Depends if your colleagues come on time,’ the driver replied laconically as he drove towards Military Uncle’s house. ‘Anyway, let’s pick up the old man first.’ Military Uncle hates it if we are late. I prepared myself for some dirty looks. His tough manner comes from the Army background, from which he retired a few years ago. A fifty plus, he is the oldest person in the call center. I do not know him well, and I won’t talk about him much. But I do know that he used to stay with his son and daughter-in-law before he moved one (read— thrown out) to be on his own. The pension was meager, and he tried to supplement his income by working in the call center. However, he hates to talk and is not a voice agent. He sits on the solitary online chat and email station. Even though he sits in our room, his desk is at a far corner near the fax machine. He rarely speaks more than three words at a time. Most of his interactions with us are limited to giving us condescending you-young-people glances. The Qualis stopped outside Uncle’s house. He was waiting at the entrance. ‘Late?’ Uncle said, looking at the driver. Without answering, the driver got out to open the Qualis back door. Uncle climbed in, ignored the middle seat and sat at the back. He probably wanted to sit as far away from me as possible. Uncle gave me an it-must-be-your-fault look. Older people think they have a natural right to judge you. I looked away. The driver took a U-turn to go to Radhika’s house. One of the unique features about my team is that we not only work together, we also share the same Qualis. Through a bit of route planning and driver persuasion, we ensured that my Western Appliances Strategic Group all came and left together. There are six of us: Military Uncle, Radhika, Esha, Vroom, Priyanka and me. The Qualis moved to Radhika Jha, or agent Regina Jones’s house. As usual, Radhika was late. ‘Radhika madam is too much,’ the driver said, continuously pressing the horn. I looked at my watch anxiously. I didn’t want Shefali to throw a tantrum. Six minutes later Radhika came running towards us, clutching the ends of her maroon shawl in her right hand. ‘Sorry, sorry sorry…’ she said a dozen times before we could say anything. ‘What?’ I asked her as the Qualis moved again. ‘Nothing. Almost milk for mom-in-law. Took longer to crush the almonds,’ she said, learning back exhausted in her seat. She had taken the middle seat. ‘Ask mom-in-law to make her own milk,’ I suggested. ‘C’mon Shyam,’ she said, ‘she’s so old, it is the least I can do, especially when her son is not here.’ ‘Yeah right,’ I shrugged. ‘Just that and cooking three meals a day and household chores and working all night and…’ ‘Shh…’ she said,’forge all that. Any news on the call centre? I’m scared.’ ‘Nothing new from what Vroom told me. We have to new orders, call volumes are at an all time low— Connexions is doomed. Just a question of when,’ I said. ‘Really?’ her eyes widened. It was true. You might have heard of those swanky, new-age call centers where everything is hunky-dory, clients are plenty and agents get aromatherapy massage. Well, our Connexions was not one of them. We live off one and only one client—Western Computers and Appliances. And even their call flow had dwindled. Rumors that the call center would collapse floated in every day. ‘You thing Connexions will close down? Like forever?’ Radhika asked. Uncle raised an eyebrow to look at us, but soon went back to brooding by himself in the back seat. I sometimes wished he would say more, but I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than say something nasty. ‘That, or they will do major job cuts. Ask Vroom.’ I said. The Qualis moved painfully slow as it was a heavy wedding date in Delhi. On every street, there was a wedding procession. We edged forward as the driver dodged several fat grooms on their own-burdened horses. I checked the time again. Shefali would do some serious sulking today. ‘I need this job. Anuj and I need to save.’ Radhika said, more to herself. Anuj was Radhika’s husband. She married him three years ago after a whirlwind courtship in college. She now lived in a joint family with Anuj’s ultra-traditional parents. It was tough for daddy’s only girl, but it’s amazing what people do for love. The driver drove to Esha Singh’s (agent Eliza Singer’s) place next. She was already outside her house. The driver kept the Qualis ignition on as he opened the back door. Esha entered the Qualis and the smell of expensive perfume filled the vehicle. She sat next to Radhika in the middle row and removed her suede jacket. ‘Mmm…nice. What is it?’ Radhika said. ‘You noticed…’ Esha was pleased. ‘Escape, by Calvin Klein.’ She bent her knees and adjusted the tassels at the end of her long, dark brown skirt. ‘Oooh. Went shopping?’ Radhika said. ‘Call it a momentary laps of reason,’ Esha said. The driver finally reached a stretch of empty road and raced the Qualis fast. I looked at Esha again. Her dress sense is impeccable. Esha dresses better on an average day than I ever did in my whole life. Her sleeveless coffee-colored top perfectly contrasted with her skirt. She wore chunky brown earrings that looked edible and her lipstick was a thick cocoa, as is she had just kissed a bowl of chocolate sauce. Her eyes had at least one of these things—mascara, eyeliner and/or eye-shadow (I can’t tell, but Priyanka told me they are different things). ‘The Lakme fashion week is in four months. My agent is trying to get me an assignment,’ Esha said to Radhika. Esha wanted to become a model. She was hot, at least according to people at the call center. Two months ago, some agents in the Western Computers bay conducted a stupid poll in office. You know, the secret ones that everyone knows about anyway. People vote for various titles, like who is hot, who is handsome and who is pretty. Esha won the title of the ‘hottest chick at Connexions’. She acted very dismissive of the poll results, but from that day there’s been just this tiny hint of vanity in her. But otherwise, she is fine. She moved to Delhi from Chandigarh a year ago, against her parent’s wishes. The call center job helps her earn a regular income, but during the day she approached agencies and tries to get modeling assignments. She’s taken part in some low-key fashion shows in West Delhi. But apart from that and the hottest-chick in-house title, nothing big has come her way so far. Priyanka once told me (making me swear that I’d keep it to myself) that she thinks Esha will never make it as a real model. ‘Esha is too short and too small-town for a real model’—is what she said exactly. But Priyanka doesn’t know crap. Esha is five-five, only two inches shorter than me (and one inch taller than me with her heels). I think that is quite tall for a girl. And the whole ‘small-town’ thing, that just went over my head. Esha is only twenty- two, give her a chance. And Chandigarh is not a small town, it is a union territory and the administrative capital of two states. But Priyanka’s geography is crap as well. I think Priyanka is just jealous. All non-hot girls are jealous of the hot ones. Priyanka wasn’t even considered for the hottest chick. Now I do find Priyanka nice looking, and she did get a nomination for the ‘call center cutie award’, which I think is just because of her dimples and cure round face. But Priyanka didn’t win. Some girl in HR won that. We had to pick Vroom next; his real name is Varun Malhotra (of agent Victor Mell). However, everyone calls him Vroom because of his love for anything on wheels. The Qualis turned into the lane for Vroom’s house. He was sitting on his bike, waiting for us. ‘What’s the bike for?’ I said, craning out of the window. ‘I’m coming on my own,’ Vroom said, adjusting his leather gloves. He wore black jeans and trekking shows that made his thin legs look extra long. His dark blue sweatshirt had the Ferrari horse logo on it. ‘Are you crazy?’ I said. ‘it’s so cold. Get in, we’re late already.’ Dragging the bike he came and stood next to me. ‘No, I’m stressed today. I need to get it out of me with a fast ride.’ He was standing right beside me and only I could hear him. ‘What happened?’ ‘Nothing. Dad called. He argued with mom for two hours. Why did they separate? They can’t live without screaming their guts out at each other?’ ‘It’s okay man. Not your problem,’ I said. Vroom’s dad was a businessmen who parted from his wife two years ago. He preferred banging his secretary to being with his family, so Vroom and his mother now lived without him. ‘I couldn’t sleep at all. Just lay in bed all day and now I feel sick. Need to get some energy back,’ Vroom said as he straddled his bike. ‘But it’s freezing, dude…’ I began. ‘What is going on Shyam sahib?’ the driver asked. I turned around. The driver looked at me with a puzzled expression. I shrugged my shoulders. ‘He’s coming on his bike,’ I told everyone. ‘Come with me,’ Vroom said to me. ‘I’ll make you reach in half the time.’ ‘No thanks,’ I said, and folded my hands. I was not leaving the cozy Qualis to go anywhere. Vroom bent over to greet the driver. ‘Hello, driver sahib,’ Vroom said. ‘Vroom sahib, don’t you like my Qualis?’ the driver said, visibly dejected. ‘No Driver ji, I am in a mood to ride,’ Vroom said, and offered a pack of cigarettes to the driver. The driver took one. Vroom signaled him to keep the whole pack. ‘Drive the Qualis if you want,’ the driver said and lifted his hands off the steering wheel. ‘No maybe later. Right now I need to fly.’ ‘Hey Vroom. Any news on Connexions? Anything happening?’ Radhika asked, adjusting her hair. Apart from the dark circles around her eyes, you would say Radhika was pretty. She had high cheekbones and her fair skin went well with her wispy eyebrows and soot-black eyes. Her sleep-deprived face still looked nice. She wore a plain mustard sari, as saris were all she could wear in her in-laws’ house. This was different apparel from the jeans and skirts Radhika preferred before her marriage. ‘No updates. Will dig for stuff today but I think Bakshi will screw us all. Hey Shyam, the website manual is all done by the way. I emailed it to office,’ Vroom said and started his bike. ‘Cool, finally. Let’s send it in today,’ I said, perking up. We left Vroom and moved to out last pickup at Priyanka’s place. It was 9.30 p.m. still an hour away from our shift. However, I was worried as Shefali finished her shift and left by 10:20 p.m.