MUFON hotline, call: 298-0805. Number 25 25th BIG Issue! Read world wide! Compiled: April 23, 1995 Editor: Carolyn Duce-Ashe (505-897-7075) Producer: Debby Stark (505-242-6258) PO Box2 786, CorralNeMs ,8 7048 611 LeadS W, #918, AlbuquerqNuMe 8,7 102 GABE VALDEZ ON DULCE, MUTILATIONS, UFOs AND MORE By Carolyn Duce-Ashe Gabe Valdez, a New Mexico state police officer cases could be attributed to natural causes and/or stationed in Dulce for 19 years, spoke to NM predators. MUFON on March2 3, 1995. Many members agreed that this was one of the best programs we've ever What Were the Results? had. Gabe's involvement with cattle mutilations, UFOs, There were many unexpected things discovered helicopters and other strange phenomena began on during the course of these investigations. Some of June 13, 1976, in the midst of his regular law­ the mutilation sites had altered magnetic fields. At enforcement activities. On that day, a local rancher, some other sites, they found twice the normal Manuel Gomez, found a dead four-year-old black background radiation. cross hereford with all reproductive organs removed. Howard Burgess, from Sandia National Labs, "I was a rookie," said Gabe. "But I knew it helped with some of the investigations. Burgess and wasn't a predator. I thought--devil worshipers. It's others conducted a test on cattle using a black light. the first thing you think of." When he checked out A fluorescent white powder was found on the necks the crime scene, he found triangular pod marks 300 of five out of 150 cattle tested, but Gabe did not say feet away from the carcass. There were traces of if these animals were later found mutilated. another vehicle also. "I was raised on a ranch and Several tran­ "This is a fact. .. had never seen anything like it." quilizers were found in UFOs and During 1976 Gabe investigated 18 mutilation fresh mutes. These helicopters are cases while also breaking up bar fights, stopping turned out to be atro­ associated." drunk drivers and filling out normal paper work. The pine and chloroform. state police lab wasn't equipped to handle the cattle There was a kind of biopsies, so he sent samples to labs in Denver and white paint found on the hides of mutes. This was Dallas. From 1976 to 1888, Gabe followed up on determined to be vitamin B1 2. Gabe said, "I thought about 35 mutes. According to him, only three of the then that somebody was messing with the immune systems of the animals." CONTENTS They found pieces of radar chaff (used to con­ fuse radar) at one site. In another case, a piece of AlieOnb jecDti scoveriendR oswel. l. . . . . . . . . 7 chaff was found inside the mouth of a mute. In one Announcement. s. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 BookR evie.w.· . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 case, an Army-style gas mask was found at a muti­ lation site. Calenda.r. . . . . . . . .. . .. . . 3. . . . . . . . . . . . Jim'Jso cunJdi bes. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 Some of the organs taken from the cows were Limeric. k. s. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7 out of the ordinary for mutilations. "They were trying Outo ft heB lue!. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 to throw us off," Gabe stated. continued on page 2. .. One carcass was sent to Los Alamos National Helicopters were seen at the same time as Labs for a necropsy. High levels of potassium and mutes were discovered and sometimes just before copper were reported. This remains unexplained. such a discovery. ''This is a fact," Gabe said. "UFO activity and helicopters are associated." He once Some of the Problems saw a UFO that "made noise like a John Deere tractor." It was twice as big as a nearby pine tree Problems developed with getting good vet and and looked like a hot air balloon, but it wasn't one. lab reports. "Many vets in New Mexico and nation­ "It was pear-shaped, and smaller ones came out of wide won't give good reports on what happens after it," he said. an animal_ dies. They won't put their name on the Is it the government, aliens, or both? Or is it a line," he said. Some of them finally refused to very sophisticated aircraft? It would have to be very accept any more carcasses from him. He told of a sophisticated," said Gabe. case where a cow had died and some of the offi­ cers decided to make mutilation cuts on it and send What is So Special About Dulce? it to the lab for results. The samples were sent to Colorado State University, a good veterinary school. In1 968, the Dulce earthquake project, "Project Their diagnosis was:. predators! · Gasbuggy", was begun. ''They drilled down for two Many people sirnpli didn't bstisve that ar.y1hing m:las to Cieate a big .hole to· gat natural gas," Gabe unusual was happening to the cattle. "There was a explained. Then they used another bomb to cap it. lot of backstabbing going on," he told us. ''There Since then, the land has been contaminated. He were editorials written in a newspaper that said that said that the Atomic Energy Commission began I should be committed to the mental institution in monitoring the water in Dulce. Las Vegas [NM]!" The Albuquerque Journal sup­ Also near Dulce, in San Ysidro; is a Search and ported him, but without it, "I would have been Rescue Training center. White helicopters were history," he said. seen there in 1975-1978. Some of the dark heli­ Gabe said that copters seen recently are used for antidrug opera­ "I just want to say. even though things tions according to Gabe. that 75 to 80 percent became difficult for him of what Bennewitz at the time, he knew Paul Bennewitz said was true." something strange was happening. "My Gabe spoke about his association with Paul creditability stood up in court and I knew I wasn't Bennewtiz, an Albuquerque engineer and UFO crazy," he said. He pointed out that as a trusted law investigator. He said he first met Bennewitz in 1980 officer, testimony sworn to by himself and by other at Cimarron, NM, at a conference hosted by Harri­ community members who had witnessed unusual son Schmidt. At that time Gabe asked Bennewitz for activities would have been welcome in a court of help with the occurrences at Dulce. This was when law in a normal court case or even a murder trial. Bennewitz was working with Leo Sprinkle on an His intelligence and even handed manner was .abductjon. case ,involving a woman and her son. certainly obvious to us. He is an open, sincere and Tests were done on them and they allegedly had persuasive speaker. implants in their necks. The x-rays were never released however. "I sure would like to see that Who or What Was Doing This? report," Gabe said. "I just want to say," said Gabe, "that 75 to 80% Well, there were a lot of unidentified lights. "I of what Bennewitz said was true." He confided that witnessed a bunch when I was running surveil­ Bennewitz called him often about crashed UFOs on lance," during his regular work, he said. The uni­ Mount Archuleta. Bennewitz also maintained that a dentified lights were "orange, pulsing, slow-moving nuclear-powered craft had crashed near Dulce. and disappeared like when you blow out a candle." "I went up there, took a group of people," said Gabe and some other investigators used night Gabe. "It's a remote area. You have to walking for scopes and high-speed film. With these they were five hours. We found the place Bennewitz was talk­ often able to see things that were not visible to the ing about. There was a burned area and two trees naked eye. Sometimes, too, when unidentified lights were knocked out. We found a government ballpoint were seen, the light on Gabe's radio would inexpli­ pen on the ground. While we were searching the cably come on at the same time. area that night, some aircraft came in real fast and 2 thenj ust disappeared into another dimension. There I asked Gabe if the Air Force could have been was no noise." accessing Bennewitz's computer. He said, "It's Gabe said that Bennewitz was fed false infor­ possible." mation by an Air Force investigator stationed at Other Phenomena and AIDS Kirtland. "I won't say his name," Gabe said. ryve know it was ... Richard Doty--Ed.) "And the same Gabe told us that there is a cemetery on the thing happened to Linda Howe," he added. Gomez property about 1.5 miles from the house. "The Air Force people broke into Bennewitz's Among the rock headstones is a glowing form house and changed his furniture around!" he said. shaped like a 21" black and white TV screen! This "And I know someone tapped my phone, too." glow can be seen from a distance but it disappears "Bennewitz· is doing okay now," he said. "His when viewed up close. "It's still there," he said. boys run the company" (Thunder Scientific Corp.) Is there a connection between AIDS and When asked where to look for interesting things mutilations? "It's one of my top theories," Gabe in Dulce, Gabe said he never found Bennewitz's said, that it "was developed in a lab and we can't underground base, but a rumor says that there's control it. It's scary. I think the federal government something about a mile southeast of Dulce Lake in hasn't told us everything." Soldier's Canyon. Gabe told us that he and his wife saw Benne­ The Bottom Line witz communicating with aliens through Bennewitz's computer. Was it a trick? Did the man preprogram What is Gabe's theory about mutilations? He it? Gabe said that his wife decided to test it and said it could be a secret military or government asked the computer "Who is the creator of the research project on something lost in the universe?"The computer was silent for ten minutes, atmosphere--maybe something biological. Or, it then the answer came. 'We have been discussing could be UFO activity and they are monitoring it. the problem with higher personnel. The conclusion ''Whatever it is, it's important, top potato!" Gabe is there is only one god." said. "And it could be affecting our health." Gabe recalled that an image then appeared on Everyone in the gathering enjoyed Gabe's talk, the computer screen. "It looked like a reptile and we all hope he feels free to make attending our creature wearing an old Roman helmet," he said. . meetings a regular habit. CALENDAR . � MAY 4: SPECIAL EVENT!! � Remember! Regular NM MUFON meetings are held at the Sandia Center (formerly the Don't miss hearing our special speaker Discovery Bookstore) 1540 Juan Tabo NE in from Florida, Jim Moseley, long-time UFO Albuquerque, at 7:30 PM, on the fOURTH researcher and editor of Saucer Smear, an Thursday of each m_onth: Admission 'iS $2 'per amusing and benignly skeptical newsletter. : person. The program, "Forty Years of UFOs," April 27: NM MUFON Meeting at 7:30 PM at the will begin at 7 PM and will be held in the Sandia Center: Beckie Minshall will lead a Savage Auditorium in the basement of the group discussion on UFos · and related topics. Presbyterian Hospital Professional Building, Hope to see you there. 1100 Central SE in Albuquerque. April 28-May 1: Pikes Peak UFO and New Age Admission is $5. Expo in Colorado Springs, Colorado. Keynote address by Budd Hopkins. Cost is $100. 24- hour credit-card hotline (908) 602-3407. May 25: NM MUFON Meeting at 7:30 at the Sandia Center. 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In the Simpson case, UFOS AND THE PLAYERS' STRIKE witnesses are reminded that their memories were . { don't understand all this handwringing over· more accurate six months earlier. But about the baseball players' strike. It's as though the game Roswell, we remember more clearly after almost will never be the same. Good grief, hasn't been the fifty years. same for a long time. Kids paying for autographs! I can't remember whether I was in Minnesota or Toxic interviews to explain reflex action by mental Carifomia in 1947 . But I know precisely each midgets! Obscene profits for owners and athletes, circumstance and exactly where I was at the neither of whom have ever learned to slide into moment I learned of Pearl Harbor and of Kennedy's third, much less bunt. And forget about the two­ assassination--and the birth of each of my six handed catch or getting in front of the ball. A children and one grandchild. pirouette provides for certainly more conversation. I remember Roswell today, even though I never Another spinoff. It's all entertainment these days. remembered it well yesterday. I remember it because I think both sides should take cuts and give I never forget that the government hardly ever tells the refunds to the kids, the rest to go into-UFO research truth. The truth is not abstract, as William James and serious space exploration, rath�r than financing · , ieniinds us, we must · wait for the piiing on of spaced-out players and greedy owners. Who experiences or our collective unconsciousness before knows? We might turn up an alien who can resist we can determine the truth at any given moment. And backhanding a liner to his crotch or laying off a 3 no institution or person in the history of civilization has and 0 pitch. · been more adept than government at piling it on . So As for the reports of comic replacement, that what emerges , from time to time , is always a · allegedly, a milk driver at first base, a mechanic at reflection , as anyone working for or against some form second and a carpenter· at third, the milk drivers of government at one time or another may attest , of an had some pretty good ball players back in St. Paul obfuscated , hidden agenda we will follow through time in the old days. And lest we all forget, Jesus was a ad nauseam. carpenter. Ah , reductionism and hypertrophy! They go so well together. yart Duteo t haeb seonfyc oeue rd idtuorrti hnnegm joro fM ayw,em ayn ohta vae "Maiys"s #u26e. S,i nscueb scratrbyeytt ihnoeun msb neortt,h m eo ntshu,b scribers winlolmt i asnsi ssue. 4 FROM OUT OF THE BLUEI on underground and UFOiogists would be well served by a dose of documented facts to go along Dear Carolyn, with the reams of wild speculation that abound in this field. Thank you for the nice story about my research I would like to thank New Mexico MUFON for on underground bases and tunnels. There are just the opportunity to explore the topic of underground a few factual discrepancies in the article that I would bases and tunnels at their February 1995 meeting. like to clarify. Sincerely, Richard Sauder There are more than rumors of FEMA installa­ tions at the cities identified in your article. In fact, March 27, 1995 FEMA does have centers in Santa Rose, CA; Thomasville, GA; Maynard, MA; Battlecreek, Ml; Dear Ms. Duce-Ashe: Denton, TX; and Bothell, WA. The total number of FEMA underground faci­ I'm not sure why it is so important for Karl lities is unknown. But one report in 1976 (in The Pflock to believe that I once endorsed his Project Progressive) put the number in Maryland, Virginia, Mogul theory. The fact is, I tried to send a note to a Pennsylvania, West Virginia and North Carolina colleague congratulating him on the completion of alone at 96. During tho 1980s there were scores of his work and nothing more. I meant nothing other secret bunkers built as part of the "Project" carried than his work supported his theory. I felt that it was out by the CIA, Army generals and others. In 1989 not the forum to criticise the work. That would come U.S. News & World Report reported that there are later as we all reviewed the report. approximately 50 secret presidential bunkers around However, to put this in perspective, let me say the country. that on June 27, 1994 (before the July 6 note}, I The article reports that United Tech makes tunnel wrote to Dick Hall, saying, 'We are fully aware of boring machines. I know of no company by this name Mogul, and I will say that it will answer nothing. which makes tunnel boring machines. Perhaps the Mogul was not responsible. .." On July 28, 1994 most prominent tunnel boring machine manufacturer (after the July 6 note), I again wrote to Hall saying, is the Robbins Company, of Kent, WA. "I am suggesting that Mogul was not responsible for I do not know· if Parsons, Brinkerhoff, Quade the debris and when the documentation for Mogul and Douglas and the TRW Corporation have their Balloon Project launch No. 9 is located, it will prove own underground facilities. What I did say is that that no Mogul balloons were found that could they both have worked on underground projects. explain what was discovered by Brazel. .. Pflock's TRW· has contracted for electronic and communi­ report is flawed. .." · cations systems and Parsons, Brinkerhoff, Quade In January we learned that Flight No. 9 con­ and Douglas has managed actual construction, tained no array train. The flight was not launched "in notably for the Cheyenne Mountain NORAD facility. the wee hours of July 4" as Pflock speculated, but The base in the Manzano foothills, near at 7:30 p.m. on July 3. Photographs of it, and Albuquerque was built by the-Air- Force ·and !�_·on .. Professor Charles Moore's statements about Flight . . .··Kirtland Air Force Base. It is still administer. ed by No.' 9, eliminate it :conipietely. the Ai� Force, though. there is now occupancy of This is an argument that should not be taking some of the bunkers In the area by the DOE. place. I know what I meant and I know what I said. I have no knowledge of new underground con­ Pflock's interpretation is flawed. He can only guess, struction at Los Alamos in the 1980s. I have but I know the truth. received some information that there was some Sincerely yours, minor work inside the "ice house" underground Kevin D. Randle, Marion, lA facility,. involving duct work and the like. But this was comparatively minor. April 17, 1995 As for White Sands--1 have no documentation concerning. . underground facilities there. A couple of Editor, NM MUFON News: people have told me that there is an underground laser facility there. But I do not believe this I do not know why Kevin Randle thinks there is information is widely known publicly. an argument about his views on the Mogul Readers who would like the documented facts explanation for the junk found by Rancher Mac may profitably consult my book. There is a lot going Brazel. As I have written, I am quite willing to take 5 him at his word (see my letter in "From Out of the Book Review: Ceto's New Friends Blue" News, #24). 'Nuff said, as far as I am concerned. by Leah A. Haley Further, I agree with Randle that Brazel did not find remains of Mogul Flight 9, as I had speculated Review by Carolyn Duce-Ashe in Roswell in Perspective. When I completed RIP in March 1994, the information I had concerning I heard Leah Haley's first public address at the specific Mogul flights was in many respects sketchy Ozark UFO Conference in 1993. She expressed her and in some part erroneous. At the time, Flight 9, anxiety and concern about her own abduction launched, as Randle notes, on the evening of July experiences. At that time she was still working on 3, 194 7, seemed the most likely source of the her book Lost Was. the Key. (See review in NM debris found on the Foster Ranch. Now, with MUFON News issue #8.) considerably more information in hand and based I was impressed with her intelligence and courage on hard evidence, it is clear it could not have been in relating her story which goes back to her childhood; the culprit. On the other hand, substantial she said she wished there had been a book available evidence, including important weather data obtained then that might have helped her understand what had by ·Randle, strongly suggests Brazel's find was happened to_her when she was young. debris from Mogui Fiight 4, launched on June 4, Now, Leah is a well known speaker, touring and 1947. lecturing with her husband, Marc Davenport, author Professor C. B. Moore, who served as the of Visitor's From Time. (Reviewed in issue #12.) Mogul project engineer, has recently completed a Leah's new book for pre-schoolers, Ceto's New white paper, "The· ·New York University [Army Air · Friends, has been praised by teachers, children and Force Project Mogul contractor] . Balloon Flights children's librarians because of "the colorful . During Early June, 1_947," setting forth his analysis pictures, fun story and typeface identical to that of the data and his own firsthand recollections. used to teach children to print." Therein he explains why Flight 4 ·almost certainly The press release is right to point out that the was a "full-scale cluster [a flight train more than 450 book is "much more than just good, instructive ' feet high], complete with the targets for tracking by entertainment. Ceto's New Friends "is an excellent ... the Watson Lab radar,•i and recalls "J. R. Smith tool for helping the growing number of youngsters watching the June 4th cluster through a theodolite" who report extraterrestrial encounters to assimilate and "Capt. Dyvad report[ing] that the ... radar had their experiences. When they see the children in the lost the targets while Smith had them in view." He book interacting with the entity in a matter-of-fact ·also recalls the flight was tracked from the air by way, their fears may be calmed. Also, the book is · the crew of a B-17G assigned to the project, who invaluable as an aid to parents who are trying to "terminated their chase, while the balloons were still understand their children's experiences, since the airborne ... , in the vicinity of Capitan Peak," about 23 children can talk about the characters in the book miles south-southeast of the Foster Ranch. Moore instead of about themselves, thus distancing them­ concludes, "When the wind information is _co_upi�d. selves from disturbing situatiOJ1s... I can't find · with the similarities in the debris described by enough superlatives for Ms. Haley's work."--Richard eyewitnesses. .. to the materials· used In our balloon J. Boylen, PH.D., a clinical psychologist and found­ flight trains, it appears to me that it would be difficult ing director of the Academy of Close Encounter to exclude NYU Flight #4 as a likely source of the Therapists. debris that W.· W. Brazel found." Leah Haley holds master's degrees in both I hope Professor Moore's paper will be education and business administration. She is a available generally in the near future, and I teacher, writer and abductee. Her story of a friendly · congratulate Randle for his initiative in collecting the grey alien and two human children who become his important weather information which has contributed friends is a carefully constructed narrative incor­ so significantly to· Moore's analysis and our growing porating many aspects of the well known abduction understanging of what really happened near scenario. This includes the ETH, talking "through Roswell so long ago. the eyes," stepping into the light, floating up in the Karl T. Pflock light, going into a spaceship, operating the space­ Placitas, NM ship, returning to earth, and saying goodbye to the alien. These elements are all woven into an amusing and nonthreatening story. The illustrations 6 by Lisa Dusenberry are well done and help to Since books by Budd Hopkins and John Mack portray the delight and innocence of children and others have come out, many parents are now meeting a friendly ET. taking their children's accounts of contact seriously. This would be an excellent book for children I would recommend this book for young children who have spoken of having UFO dreams or who say they've encountered these things. The encounters. Itc ould indeed help parents and thera­ book documents a friendly, safe encounter. As we pists to talk to children and help children to open up all know, the abduction phenomenon hasn't been and deal with experiences they may be having. friendly or safe for all abductees, including children. However, it might not be a good idea to expose But the book could prove to be an effective therapy preschoolers to the elements of the so far unproven tool. abduction phenomenon. When parents discover Ceto's New Friends--laminated, hard cover, their children talking about it, they should listen 8Y2X11, 32 pages, $18.95. Greenleaf Publications, carefully, perhaps the best initial step. Contami­ PO Box 8152, Murfreesboro, TN 37133. 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Investigate. facotn el ettfreorm 'The Kidt"o P atG arretstt atetdh ahte hads eena nu nusualli ghitnt hes ky jusbte forae b right lig.hs ttolhies favoritheo rsoeu tfr om underh im. ilto�wtll 'IDail11tyr corb Severhails toriadniss putthee l ettearu'tsh enticniotty­, ing thatth efi rslte ttoerf th e firswto rdt ne achp aragraph spell·oeudt t hep hrasAPe RIL FOOLS. Friday, March 31, 1,�95 · 7 From the What have we started? Department. .. There once was an alien named Fred This Psi Tech president, Ed who travelled here hoping to wed made editor, Carolyn, see red. a quite human lassie His disinformation both fertile and classy caused a lurid sensation, to take to his heavenly bed. down the primrose path Ed has led. --Beckie Minshall --Beckie Minshall There once was a remote viewer named Ed I was invited to a meeting quite strange, whose predictions you've probably read. About mutilations out on the range, "There are Martians up north!" The evidence seems clear, (so on and so forth) Government aliens are here the rumor mill once again fed. Just who are they trying to derange? --Beckie Minshall . **WINNER! ** --Dr. Joan M. Goff The following limericks were received from the feisty E. G. "Tut" Runyon, Saint Paul, MN Not for Sale It's all in the Papers ·-·, Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall A near scientific media called MUFON They come at any time at all. Attempted to relieve all the spoof-on; Everyone knows Those alien things, they're UFOs Making farmland rings, and never seen in Mega-malls! And all that stuff there's no proof-on. They murder English, too! It's News From out of nowhere they seem to come Awaking one night from a fitful snooze, Sometimes many, sometimes one There was an alien creature stealing my shoes. They leave evidence behind, He said in a rhyme, But I think I must be blind It's done all the time · Cause up to now l aint seen none! So send it to the eN eM MUFON News! More limericks next month! 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