NEW CELEBRATIONS: The Adventures of Anthony Villiers by Alexei Panshin ElectricStory.com, Inc.® New Celebrations: The Adventures of Anthony Villiers by Alexei Panshin New Celebrations comprises the first three, and so far only, novels about the enigmatic Anthony Villiers, a young man who trails both a mysterious past and a six-foot furred toad companion whose papers are not in order. From a space-station gambling resort, to a nice camping venue in a nature reserve, to the masquerade on Delbalso where arboreal peels grunt like clockwork, Villiers tours many odd social circles of the interstellar Nashuite Empire. Hounded by want of cash, by assassins and, worse, bureaucrats, he remains polite, has fun, and makes an impression. NEW CELEBRATIONS: THE ADVENTURES OF ANTHONY VILLIERS Copyright © 1968 by Alexei Panshin. All rights reserved. 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If you obtained this book without purchasing it from an authorized retailer, please go and purchase it from a legitimate source now and delete this copy. Know that if you obtained this book from a fileshare, it was copied illegally, and if you purchased it from an online auction site, you bought it from a crook who cheated you, the author, and the publisher. ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS The Anthony Villiers series also appeared as the following: Star Well: First published in 1968 by Ace Books. The Thurb Revolution: First published in 1968 by Ace Books. Masque World: First published in 1969 by Ace Books. ·BOOK I· Star Well for George Price and Bob Troester INTRODUCTION by Samuel R. Delany S TAR WELL IS A WISE, DELIGHTFUL, AND WELL-TURNED BOOK; and it is something I have never seen in science fiction before. It is the first of a series of novels that examines the proposition that the world is composed of small communities of mutual interest. When the pith of that statement is bared as astutely as it is in this novel, it does not matter which “small community” you belong to: Star Well hits. I write this as the second volume of the adventures of Anthony Villiers nears completion. Looking for an analogue to this roman fleuve in the mainstream, I come up with A Dance to the Music of Time, perhaps Men of Good Will, definitely NOT Jalna. Twenty-eight-year-old Mr. Panshin’s credentials for the undertaking are impressive. He is the author of one fine and solidly classical sf novel, Rite of Passage; he was the recipient of a “Hugo” award from the World Science Fiction Convention in 1967 for his critical writing over the previous year; he recently published the first full-length study of Robert Heinlein, Heinlein in Dimension; his short stories have appeared in Analog, If, Fantasy & Science Fiction, and Galaxy. What follows is a gallery of gamblers, duels and double-crosses, a minuet of manners and manners mangled; the machinery of the universe is speculated upon; inspector generals arrive to inspect it. And Anthony Villiers, gentleman par excellence, dashes through it all, buckling a swash or two, bungling a couple of others. Mr. Villiers? If you consider it impolite to strike up an acquaintance with someone you have not been formally introduced to, well—consider the introduction made. New York, April 1968 1 To history buffs, the year was 4171 A.U.C. To Christians, it was 3418. To Moslems, it was late in the year 2882. But by common reckoning, the year was 1461. T HE UNIVERSAL SOIL IS NOT UNIFORMLY FERTILE. There are places where the stars don’t grow. Cutting into the edge of the Empire of Nashua is the Flammarion Rift, named after—never mind. Anyone dead that long is fortunate even to be known by a hole. The only features of the rift are a few pieces of random sky junk. No one knows where they came from. No one has ever determined their number or charted their courses. However, there are rumors that a few are inhabited by men who prefer a cold and irregular existence to the certainties of warmer climates. One exception: one rock is a regular port of call for ships that venture into the rift. This planetoid, Star Well, provides a rest in passage, warehouses, entertainment, comfort, games—everything, in short, but a sun, atmosphere, and close neighbors. * Anthony Villiers entered the casino in Star Well and looked about him with an elegant air of assurance that some might have taken for arrogance. There was no day or night within the planetoid. Ships arrived at irregular hours with passengers on every sort of sleeping and waking schedule. The casino was open round the clock and the play remained constant hour to hour. Villiers moved among the tables, pausing occasionally, watching the play and moving on. He placed no bets himself. He was dressed ahead of the first fashion. His shoulder ribbons were green, his drapeau a darker green. His heels were a half inch, moderate considering that his natural height was not great. His hair—brown—was free. He had been at Star Well through the arrival and departure of three ships and was beginning to be able to find his way through the maze with a certain degree of confidence, and to recognize schedules. He raised his eyebrows slightly to see that the floor man was Derek Godwin and not Hisan Bashir Shirabi, the obsequious owner of Star Well, usually himself in charge at this hour. Godwin was dressed stylishly, too, but where Villiers’ clothes were a moderately voiced statement, Godwin’s were a strident claim, the choice of a man with an uncertain background or uncertain taste. Nonetheless, he stood out in this company for other reasons: not only was he second in authority in Star Well, but he had a certain reputation as a dangerous man. “Good evening, Mr. Villiers.” Villiers turned to find that the voice belonged to Norman Adams, a young gentleman he had had occasion to share a dinner table with. Though Adams was only a few years younger, he had a helter-skelter eagerness that made Villiers feel a sober dog. “Mr. Adams,” he said. Adams nodded in the direction Villiers had been looking. “In truth,” he said, “Godwin dresses well. I like the cut of his coat.” “Yes,” said Villiers. “For parts as lonely as these, he manages to present an appearance that would pass inspection in grander company than he is likely to find here.” “Do you think so?” Adams himself was dressed well, but conservatively, as though he had been much influenced by the taste of older men, or perhaps had but recently arrived from some comparative backwater. Nonetheless, Villiers had seen one recent ex- priest and any number of off-duty Naval officers on Nashua itself in whose company Adams could comfortably have fitted. “Yes,” Villiers said. “If you like his tastes, you might ask him for the name of his tailor while you have the opportunity to take advantage of it.” Adams nodded. “A good idea, sir,” he said. “But Godwin is not precisely an approachable man. At least I don’t find him so. He makes me feel like a puppy who doesn’t know enough to sit quietly in the corner, and the more he retreats, the more I feel myself to press.” “Well, perhaps an opportunity will present itself,” Villiers said. Adams rattled the stack of tokens in his hand. “Do you gamble?” Villiers said, “I seek to ape affluence by compounding my bills, but I have yet to find a game to my liking.” Adams laughed. “Would you care to join me in a small game between ourselves?” Villiers asked. “Raffles, perhaps?” Adams made a face. “I used to play that with my sisters.” “Simple games can still be interesting.” “No disrespect, sir, but I think I’d prefer a more active pleasure.” Adams pointed at the colored fountain of the Flambeau. The red ball danced on the cone of flame and then fell as the fire died. “I feel my luck tonight.” “In that case, allow me to accompany you.” They walked arm-in-arm to the Flambeau table. Adams was much the larger, round-faced, not yet used to his size and strength, something of the puppy he had likened himself to. Villiers was small, slight and quick, and rather more reserved. Adams, enjoying himself hugely, placed emphatic bets, smiled widely when he won and drew pained breaths when he lost. He lost more than he won. Villiers stood at his elbow as the game followed its steady cycle. The game, like all its ancestors before it, allocated bets at varying odds, and Villiers played conservatively, small bets on odd or even, white or black. If he lost more than he won, he did not lose much. He offered Adams no advice on his play. At last, Adams rattled three final tokens in his fist and then held them out on the tips of his fingers as he considered. “Poor things,” he said. “Well, one last bet. Let me see—fifteen is a round number and today’s date.” “Today is the sixteenth,” said the operator of the table. “The date changed thirty minutes ago.” “Ah,” said Adams, “then the ship from Morian arrives tomorrow?” “Yes, sir.” “Well. Nonetheless, I like fifteen.” He dropped the tokens on the number and touched the brown and friendly figure in the background of the square. “And I had a pet gorf when I was a boy.” “A good reason for making a choice on a final bet,” Villiers said. Instead of following his usual practice, he dropped his token on the picture of the little animal too. “I believe I’ll join you.” “The betting is closing. The betting is closing. The betting is closed.” The fire slowly rose, showing first scarlet, then luminous sulphur yellow. The fire swirled and flames of blue and green and purple played their own private games. On top of all the red ball bobbed, King of the Mountain. Then suddenly the flame was gone and the king was without his mountain, The ball floated slowly down, a ball no longer. It touched the bowl, bounced, touched again, and collapsed in a puddle. “Sixteen, animal, black,” announced the table man. He and his assistant began raking in tokens and paying the few winners around the wide table.