New Arabian Nights by Robert Louis Stevenson in the edition ofProject Gutenberg, converted to validHTML5 and styled with CSS3 by Manuel Strehl, 2009. 1 Contents I. The Suicide Club II. The Rajah’s Diamond III. The Pavilion on the Links IV. A Lodging for the Night—a Story of Francis Villon V. The Sire de Maletroit’s Door VI. Providence and the Guitar 1 1 The Suicide Club Story of the Young Man with the Cream Tarts During his residence in London, the accomplished Prince Florizel of Bohemia gained the affection of all classes by the seduction of his manner and by a well- considered generosity. He was a remarkable man even by what was known of him; and that was but a small part of what he actually did. Although of a placid temper in ordinary circumstances, and accustomed to take the world with as much philosophy as any ploughman, the Prince of Bohemia was not without a taste for ways of life more adventurous and eccentric than that to which he was destined by his birth. Now and then, when he fell into a low humour, when there was no laughable play to witness in any of the London theatres, and when the sea- son of the year was unsuitable to those field sports in which he excelled all com- petitors, he would summon his confidant and Master of the Horse, Colonel Geral- dine, and bid him prepare himself against an evening ramble. The Master of the Horse was a young officer of a brave and even temerarious disposition. He greet- ed the news with delight, and hastened to make ready. Long practice and a varied acquaintance of life had given him a singular facility in disguise; he could adapt not only his face and bearing, but his voice and almost his thoughts, to those of any rank, character, or nation; and in this way he diverted attention from the Prince, and sometimes gained admission for the pair into strange societies. The civil authorities were never taken into the secret of these adventures; the imper- turbable courage of the one and the ready invention and chivalrous devotion of the other had brought them through a score of dangerous passes; and they grew in confidence as time went on. One evening in March they were driven by a sharp fall of sleet into an Oyster Bar in the immediate neighbourhood of Leicester Square. Colonel Geraldine was dressed and painted to represent a person connected with the Press in reduced 1 circumstances; while the Prince had, as usual, travestied his appearance by the addition of false whiskers and a pair of large adhesive eyebrows. These lent him a shaggy and weather-beaten air, which, for one of his urbanity, formed the most impenetrable disguise. Thus equipped, the commander and his satellite sipped their brandy and soda in security. The bar was full of guests, male and female; but though more than one of these offered to fall into talk with our adventurers, none of them promised to grow in- teresting upon a nearer acquaintance. There was nothing present but the lees of London and the commonplace of disrespectability; and the Prince had already fallen to yawning, and was beginning to grow weary of the whole excursion, when the swing doors were pushed violently open, and a young man, followed by a cou- ple of commissionaires, entered the bar. Each of the commissionaires carried a large dish of cream tarts under a cover, which they at once removed; and the young man made the round of the company, and pressed these confections upon every one’s acceptance with an exaggerated courtesy. Sometimes his offer was laughingly accepted; sometimes it was firmly, or even harshly, rejected. In these latter cases the new-comer always ate the tart himself, with some more or less hu- morous commentary. At last he accosted Prince Florizel. “Sir,” said he, with a profound obeisance, proffering the tart at the same time between his thumb and forefinger, “will you so far honour an entire stranger? I can answer for the quality of the pastry, having eaten two dozen and three of them myself since five o’clock.” “I am in the habit,” replied the Prince, “of looking not so much to the nature of a gift as to the spirit in which it is offered.” “The spirit, sir,” returned the young man, with another bow, “is one of mock- ery.” “Mockery?” repeated Florizel. “And whom do you propose to mock?” “I am not here to expound my philosophy,” replied the other, “but to distribute these cream tarts. If I mention that I heartily include myself in the ridicule of the transaction, I hope you will consider honour satisfied and condescend. If not, you 1 will constrain me to eat my twenty-eighth, and I own to being weary of the exer- cise.” “You touch me,” said the Prince, “and I have all the will in the world to rescue you from this dilemma, but upon one condition. If my friend and I eat your cakes—for which we have neither of us any natural inclination—we shall expect you to join us at supper by way of recompense.” The young man seemed to reflect. “I have still several dozen upon hand,” he said at last; “and that will make it necessary for me to visit several more bars before my great affair is concluded. This will take some time; and if you are hungry—” The Prince interrupted him with a polite gesture. “My friend and I will accompany you,” he said; “for we have already a deep in- terest in your very agreeable mode of passing an evening. And now that the pre- liminaries of peace are settled, allow me to sign the treaty for both.” And the Prince swallowed the tart with the best grace imaginable. “It is delicious,” said he. “I perceive you are a connoisseur,” replied the young man. Colonel Geraldine likewise did honour to the pastry; and every one in that bar having now either accepted or refused his delicacies, the young man with the cream tarts led the way to another and similar establishment. The two commis- sionaires, who seemed to have grown accustomed to their absurd employment, followed immediately after; and the Prince and the Colonel brought up the rear, arm in arm, and smiling to each other as they went. In this order the company visited two other taverns, where scenes were enacted of a like nature to that al- ready described—some refusing, some accepting, the favours of this vagabond hospitality, and the young man himself eating each rejected tart. On leaving the third saloon the young man counted his store. There were but nine remaining, three in one tray and six in the other. “Gentlemen,” said he, addressing himself to his two new followers, “I am un- willing to delay your supper. I am positively sure you must be hungry. I feel that I owe you a special consideration. And on this great day for me, when I am closing a career of folly by my most conspicuously silly action, I wish to behave hand- 1 somely to all who give me countenance. Gentlemen, you shall wait no longer. Al- though my constitution is shattered by previous excesses, at the risk of my life I liquidate the suspensory condition.” With these words he crushed the nine remaining tarts into his mouth, and swallowed them at a single movement each. Then, turning to the commission- aires, he gave them a couple of sovereigns. “I have to thank you,” said be, “for your extraordinary patience.” And he dismissed them with a bow apiece. For some seconds he stood looking at the purse from which he had just paid his assistants, then, with a laugh, he tossed it into the middle of the street, and signified his readiness for supper. In a small French restaurant in Soho, which had enjoyed an exaggerated repu- tation for some little while, but had already begun to be forgotten, and in a pri- vate room up two pair of stairs, the three companions made a very elegant sup- per, and drank three or four bottles of champagne, talking the while upon indif- ferent subjects. The young man was fluent and gay, but he laughed louder than was natural in a person of polite breeding; his hands trembled violently, and his voice took sudden and surprising inflections, which seemed to be independent of his will. The dessert had been cleared away, and all three had lighted their cigars, when the Prince addressed him in these words:— “You will, I am sure, pardon my curiosity. What I have seen of you has greatly pleased but even more puzzled me. And though I should be loth to seem indis- creet, I must tell you that my friend and I are persons very well worthy to be en- trusted with a secret. We have many of our own, which we are continually reveal- ing to improper ears. And if, as I suppose, your story is a silly one, you need have no delicacy with us, who are two of the silliest men in England. My name is Go- dall, Theophilus Godall; my friend is Major Alfred Hammersmith—or at least, such is the name by which he chooses to be known. We pass our lives entirely in the search for extravagant adventures; and there is no extravagance with which we are not capable of sympathy.” “I like you, Mr. Godall,” returned the young man; “you inspire me with a nat- ural confidence; and I have not the slightest objection to your friend the Major, 1 whom I take to be a nobleman in masquerade. At least, I am sure he is no soldi- er.” The Colonel smiled at this compliment to the perfection of his art; and the young man went on in a more animated manner. “There is every reason why I should not tell you my story. Perhaps that is just the reason why I am going to do so. At least, you seem so well prepared to hear a tale of silliness that I cannot find it in my heart to disappoint you. My name, in spite of your example, I shall keep to myself. My age is not essential to the narra- tive. I am descended from my ancestors by ordinary generation, and from them I inherited the very eligible human tenement which I still occupy and a fortune of three hundred pounds a year. I suppose they also handed on to me a hare-brain humour, which it has been my chief delight to indulge. I received a good educa- tion. I can play the violin nearly well enough to earn money in the orchestra of a penny gaff, but not quite. The same remark applies to the flute and the French horn. I learned enough of whist to lose about a hundred a year at that scientific game. My acquaintance with French was sufficient to enable me to squander money in Paris with almost the same facility as in London. In short, I am a person full of manly accomplishments. I have had every sort of adventure, including a duel about nothing. Only two months ago I met a young lady exactly suited to my taste in mind and body; I found my heart melt; I saw that I had come upon my fate at last, and was in the way to fall in love. But when I came to reckon up what remained to me of my capital, I found it amounted to something less than four hundred pounds! I ask you fairly—can a man who respects himself fall in love on four hundred pounds? I concluded, certainly not; left the presence of my charmer, and slightly accelerating my usual rate of expenditure, came this morn- ing to my last eighty pounds. This I divided into two equal parts; forty I reserved for a particular purpose; the remaining forty I was to dissipate before the night. I have passed a very entertaining day, and played many farces besides that of the cream tarts which procured me the advantage of your acquaintance; for I was de- termined, as I told you, to bring a foolish career to a still more foolish conclusion; and when you saw me throw my purse into the street, the forty pounds were at an 1 end. Now you know me as well as I know myself: a fool, but consistent in his folly; and, as I will ask you to believe, neither a whimperer nor a coward.” From the whole tone of the young man’s statement it was plain that he har- boured very bitter and contemptuous thoughts about himself. His auditors were led to imagine that his love affair was nearer his heart than he admitted, and that he had a design on his own life. The farce of the cream tarts began to have very much the air of a tragedy in disguise. “Why, is this not odd,” broke out Geraldine, giving a look to Prince Florizel, “that we three fellows should have met by the merest accident in so large a wilderness as London, and should be so nearly in the same condition?” “How?” cried the young man. “Are you, too, ruined? Is this supper a folly like my cream tarts? Has the devil brought three of his own together for a last carouse?” “The devil, depend upon it, can sometimes do a very gentlemanly thing,” re- turned Prince Florizel; “and I am so much touched by this coincidence, that, al- though we are not entirely in the same case, I am going to put an end to the dis- parity. Let your heroic treatment of the last cream tarts be my example.” So saying, the Prince drew out his purse and took from it a small bundle of bank-notes. “You see, I was a week or so behind you, but I mean to catch you up and come neck and neck into the winning-post,” he continued. “This,” laying one of the notes upon the table, “will suffice for the bill. As for the rest—” He tossed them into the fire, and they went up the chimney in a single blaze. The young man tried to catch his arm, but as the table was between them his interference came too late. “Unhappy man,” he cried, “you should not have burned them all! You should have kept forty pounds.” “Forty pounds!” repeated the Prince. “Why, in heaven’s name, forty pounds?” “Why not eighty?” cried the Colonel; “for to my certain knowledge there must have been a hundred in the bundle.” 1