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Letter to the Editor - "Luke and the ICSS Dust U THE INNIS HERALD fEidrss-tLneotttee:rOtontahcecEoduinttorooffsp1a9c98e.reosnueicotifotnhse.mwaenyharveespdoencsiedsedwenohtatvoepruebcliiesvhedo.ubroetdhitvoerribaallslythaisndisisnuew.ritIinnsgt,eaadb,ouwtelaasrteihssaupep"ysctoovgeirvaegyeooufotuher 1997/98Budgetcontroversy TheJanuaryIssue1998 Circulation:3000 DearEditors, Editors-in-chief:CassEnright&AntoniaYee 1seethatLukeSneyd[CINSSUExecutive]hasbeenboosting andthefilmstudentshaveanama—zinglylargeaudienceforthehigh- CBrreeawtciuolntsurEediEtdoirtoWr.NC.asOs'HEingrgiignhst caigraciunlsattiroenceonftthpoeliIcnineissHofertahledItChSrSo.ugIhjuesmtaiwlanwittthohiasddprottoetshtes qtuoacloitnytifinlumestchreeiernaicntigvsittihese.yTrhuinsisnaortetbheeiwnagycrIinpnpilseCdoilnlebgeeinigssaubpl-e EIMnunnstiiescrtNEaediiwntsmoreE:ndtiMtiEoldre:intaVoinPclkaEycdeLnMotchiLlaeughlin ccptiohelooniurdtsueinsncei.csaisne,sTscsheoeenftermItaChlteSiozSibdniGoggopgvoofoewtvreeennrr,m/nemtmonoentbneetym,reaemspfhlbaeiectwarttesbirlniogsncegikenlsmomc,aialwnaiatsayrta:sdutirctueaidpoetrnhniset,- wephinohecsereeansrdcs(htpoiocroakowleprsecirpotaeemtrmebsu,rononiacstnhyduf,orrhetastos)heetaqrbuCaaodoliulitlttieoygInneaan,lnilsdyl'istkoeocpeottrhmhaeemtiePetrfdif.mnoecrintIpstnaslot,fhtteaoelllflauiantnuuotdrnhie-e-, PDirsotdruicbtuitoinonEdCiot-oorr:diMnaraitjokre:dBeroLnowoyzenEnright dbofeassstetrduodyoeinnntgtshceenofrmaomllsuleendliotginiycInloinffies.nuamcTbhaeedriesrm.iecxIcpnurtsoheigssacmaasrseeh,afsatmhbieleienarnu,mutbsoeeord, wnliieflelwohfsetrtuehdaeeftCnoetlr-lgehogeveae,rrnatmnhedentmreeqaumdablitefhriecsatfoiiofnne:twh"oetrhpdersporgterhcaremoduisgnthgudatpehpneltiseuesnrioiononlusys OHreirgailndalLoCgoov:erLeAnrntybyC:oheRnichardYee ctaotceuttosatundyeonnteuwnhioonhparsongortamsefeunndiitnjgu.stIhtoiswhahradrdtoitcisomtomukneie-p wtohetrhoeseyoruegicsatmereedfraotmI,nnliisk,eaNndewtheCorlelstegoefyorouVischtoourilad..g.oorbawchkert-o studentunionsgoing,tokeepthemvitalandactive.Itrequires ever."1wouldsuggestthattheICSSreconsidertheircurrentpoli- Contributors:KellyArmstrong,JedDadson,JennyEllison,Cass enormousfreelabouronthepartofthosestudentsinvolved, ciesandthedamagetheyarecausingtothespiritoftheCollege. AaElnnerdxiigHhMatap,npiRys,y,aBnEadrP.MtcHTLoearsuvtgaah,tlhiD,na,JniWnZ.gaN-c.LhOia'nrHgiigaKghaion,s,ChMriilsenLaamP,lacNeinctkilLeo,bSehrtion,y cnliiiakzleelyLtubhkyatespthruidomegsnertlafmgosvSteuucrdhnemnetefnfuotnrsitoswnshshoroeuyallodluy'bdeextteheninncdkouwthroe^uielrddo,wreenscpoaegc--- fOairnt,ionfpfbeierctehtaseprosmatenhdwehteIhCreSeISCisSnhStohGuelod9v0ec5ronnbsemiletdnewtrhmmeoervmeibtnehgeristrhtewieornnd'eextnechciauevtsievmteiosgbhteto tivitiesthroughthisfreework,whichtheICSScouldnotun- distractedbytheactualCollegelifearoundthem,sincetheywill DOUBLEOOPS: dertakesincetheyaresobusywiththeirownimportantbusi- thenrulefromafarinfactinsteadoffantasy,astheyarecurrently LastmonthweincorrectlyspelledthenameofSunnyThrasher's ness.WilltheICSSbeabletodomoreforInnisstudentswith doing seriesofFilmFestivalarticles. SorrySunny,thisisthesecond themoneytheyarecuttingbackfromthosewhoarealready and lasttimethatwescrewthisup-wepromise. Here'sthe addingsomuchtothelifeoftheCollege? Idoubtitsomehow BartTesta copryright,correcltyspelledandalt:"TenDayJunky"®Sunny sincethelargerpartoftheequationistimeandenergytodo TeachingStaff/CinemaStudies Thrasher1997. thefreeworkoforganizingthingsandmakingthemgo. The smallerpartismoney,butitisnecessary,infactindispensible.I Eds.note: TheInnisstudentunionsandtheInnisCollegeStudents SperialThanksto:LindaEnrightforhelpingtodistributethe thinktheICSSismakingabad"anti-investment" anddamag- SocietyorescheduledtobeginmeetingsinJanuarytoattempttorec- Nov./Dec.IssueoftheInnisHeraldacrosscampusandtoareal ingthestudentunionprograms'abilitytodothingsthatthe onciletheirdifferencesanddeviseamutuallysatisfactorystrategyto Heraldtrooper,MacyChan,whocalledusduringtheholidaysto ICSSdoesnothavethebodiestodoinanycase. Meanwhil—e, avoidtheseproblemsinthefuture. seeifweneededanyhelp. Thanksguys! Weloveyouboth. thosewhohavebeendoingthingsbochgoodandpopular AbouttheInnisHerald... TheInnisHeraldisthemonthly,student-runnewspaperofInnis College. 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Is your New Year's resolution to write for the Innis Herald? If so, come to the years' nrst general meeting: Thursday, January 8th, 5pm (new time!) in the Her- ald office (on the 3rd floor of the old building of Innis Col- J///if out iiior^ictails this c liui'sday! lege, above the Innis Cafe) Jmiis Wllttjc Riknii 1 16 New and returning writers welcome!! I., ' \ G^Oour Tickets Soon! Page2 • TheInnis Herald • January 1998 ! Inm's College News She Spoke Too Soon: Bike Theft on Campus Free Friday Films AlexiManis continue Thefirsttimemybikewasstolenoncampuswasdepressing. It helpforrecoveringbikesstolenoncampus. 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Thenumberofbiketheftsoncampushasactually RichardBenn—er,1977 bikepatrolpolicemanSteveForbessays,"Ifyouwanttoensure droppedbyfiftypercentsincetheimplementationofthebikepa- February6 TheDeclineoftheAmericanEmpire yourbikeisn'tstolen,don'trideittoschool." trolsquad. Here'shopingitgetsevenbetterthisnewyear. Ifyou DenysArcand—,1986 Thereare,however,preventativetipsandhelpfulprogramsof- cycle-pastoneoftheofficers,ringyourbellforsupport! (Andif February13 Kissed feevreendabtythtrheeeUamo,faTt5P8ol1icSepa(dwinhao).inYviotuecyaonurteogivsitsietrtyhouermbainkyetwiimte,h ywoauydTorna'fftichaAvcet.a)bell,youcouldbecharged$90.00undertheHigh- FLeybnrnueaSrtyo2p7ke—wicWhh.e1n99W6eWereKings them,whichtheysayIsbothagooddeterrentforthievesanda LMeaornchCa6st—.1Fi9r9e6 DeepaMeh—ta.1996 It's a Brand New Year!: The SPARTAN Life: The AManrocthab1l3e—locaClairntdeusBtlraynfcihgeurepresentsaflimofhisorherchoice. March20 Hamlet Da Social Report OriginofInnis'TeamName MKaenrnceht2h7B—ranTaghhe,S1w9e9e6tHereafter AtomE—goyan,1997 JedDadsonandChrisLam NickLoberto(lnnis/73) April3 LostHighway DavidLynch,1996 OInnnicseCoalglaeigne,.it1's99t7imweafsogrreaanto:tahneramuapzdiantgeFornosthhWeeseokci,alMosvitiueatNiiognhta,t 63ASt.GeorgeCirca1972B.C.C.(BeforeCondomContinuum) Oktoberfest,andHallowe'enwereenjoyedbyall.Butthatwas Itwasthebestoftimes(partieswithfreebeerandagrass-smok- t1h9e9n8..s.eesthearrivalof-youguessedit-THEFORMAL!!!This winagsrhoroomominintthheebbausielmdeinngt)w,asitCwoa-sedthweiwthorastPEoOfPtLimEessig(nthoenotnhley Personal Visions in Film eventtobeatalleventsisgoingtobeheldonFRIDAY.FEBRUARY door!Ohthepressuretoperform!). 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March2 AutobiographyinFilm thedoorsoftheSimpsonTower,taketheelevatorslocatedon Anorderwasplacedwithanathleticwearcompanyfortwelve Nostalgia,HollisFramption(36min) y"oAuRrCAleDfItA(NTHCOEURRET"IS).ACUTpoUnALrLeaYchiAngBtUheTeTigOhNthTflHooAr,TtuSrnAYtSo wnhuimtbeerjesrsoenystwhietfhroInNtNIaSn,dibna"cSkp.arSteavne"raplriwnetienkgs,olantetr,hethfreonjte,rsaenyds WReimdieniAsncgelnecSeasxoofn,aJOowuernneyLatnodUt(h2u2amniina),JonasMekas(82min)or yourrightandVOILA! arrivedwith"INNISSPARTANS"onthefront.Thecompanywas QuickBilly,BruceBaillie(5—4min) Wotthhteeehewafriirlrelsstaehrwoavfveiece$e3aks2,w-bh3aao5ncl,dkestoboofuscsnacocvhuheorosoylefo..puoTrTshtICeehCrrKsti,iEscTitknSemftoa,aspvtramiiicoclkneaeebtslyphe,roifuacolenrdsd,ybtcoehuoeamdmreueornuaiunnn,ddg vprhaleelparflyyapegcrdreiadcl.ieckiWesoouaesntchowiafehtfneettrnheGedriIentnofenoikpsrsumIrIaecbndhayasowskfaeeytt)htb.ehailerlIetNreNraIomSrcaSonPudAldtRhTuesAjeNetrjsheeerysmseyw(stehfreoeyr WCASlioesnloeowmimenalo—tMcnhaoermqtceouhef(pOidralnetmtsemaearTnkiBteoAr/)aAaGnsOed.lPeChcoiltlioSoronaldooomfoUnhniisPvreewrssoiertnkyt.sinsTtrhuacntokrsPhtiol joinusattheARCADIANCOURT Accordingtolegend,thenamepersiststothisveryday,andthe April6 FilmsByLocalArtists modemSpartansshouldconsiderthemselvesfortunatebecause Aneveningopentotheworkoflocalexperimentalfilmmakers. Formoreinformation,pleasecontactChrisormyself,orbetter thatcompanyalsohadotherletteringstylestochoosefrom... yetcomevisitusattheICSSoffice(wepromisewewon'tbite...if Roman,Italic,Egyptian,Antique,Stick,Gothic,etc. ycaonu'tdvoins'itt).usT.hgeivoeffuisceancualml,bearndiswe('4l1l6)ho9o78k-y08o4u0,up.soIte'sveonnliyfyjuosut REMEMBER- morethanamonthaway.Andremember:AFormalisterrible thingtowaste. THE INNIS FORMAL IS ALWAYS \ Goodbyefornow. THE BICCEST PARTY OF THE YEAR YourFriendlyNeighbourhoodSocialCoordinators 6ETYOURTICKETS SOON! January 1998 • TheInnisHerald • Page3 — music reviews Music Reviews Lisa Loeb, Firecracker (Geffen) Hours and Hours of Fun With... Blacl< Lab, Your Body Above Me 29 Pictures (Geffen) W.N.O'Higgins LisaLoeb'snew WN.O'Higgins KellyArmstrong offeringismore ofthesameasher It'shardtoknowwhattosaywhentryingtowriteaninformative, EverheardofBlack last. I994'sTails. intelligentmusicreview. Phraseslike"Wow!"and"GreatTune!" Lab? No, not the butwithoutthe don'tseemtobevalidinthereviewinggame,andforgoodreason. dog. the band I 'is"NimnoesSttloyrielsi"g.htI,t Twahye.seanpdhrtahseosugahretnhoetyvreercyodmesmcernipdtitvheeemxucseipct,inthtehyemproosvtidgeenleirtatlle thhaednn'atmeeictaheurghtunmtiyl gentlemusicwith else. Theproblemwithreallygreatpopularmusic,andthuswith eye,orshouldIsay I quirkyturnsof thisdebutofferingfrom29Pictures,isthatit'shardtonaildown ear,onenightonthe phrase and an whyit'sgood. radio. Myfirstim- inanrtraetriveestilinneg. Oexnceellaesnpceec.toTfhtehsiesdsiosncgtshaalttissonuontdhvaerrdytcolenaanil,danodwnariesdtehceemputsiivceally gprreeastsioonne.waIsthonuogthta { Thesingle,"IDo" simple. Themorecloselyyoulisten,themoreyoudiscoverthat thesongwasrather isabouttheonly thesimplicityisthecarefulblendingofmultipletracksintoaseamless depressing and upbeatsongon whole. Thisisanalbumthatrevrardscloseattention,fromthe desolate,butnever- thedisc,and it delightfullydifferentharmoniesof"Crazy"totheRobertFrostpoem theless,Idecidedto seems,asitwas in"Drive". givethebandasecondtry.I'mgladIdid.Thedebutalbumfrom the last song Thelyricsarealsodeceptive. Theysoundunobtrusive,butthey thisCalifornia-basedbandcameoutonOctober21stofthisyear warbiotuttenh{omworeI hemaovteioanahlabimtusocfleh.auLnitkiengalltgheooldispteonpermuasnidc,extehretsienagreunseoxnpgescttheadt ahnadm,I'tmhesuqruparritseetd(1wdhiodns'etghueiatrariosfttihsefmrosmooCnaenra!dLaed—bWyoPaoulHDouor!-) knowthislater) youcanidentifywith,andtheyareattheirbestwhenthelistener hasmanagedtocreateanincrediblyintrospectivealbumthatdoesn't asthoughitwere bringssomethingtothelistening,butthev/ritingissolidenoughto makeyouwanttolaydownanddie.In1995Durhamfiredhisself- written on the standalone. namedbandinsearchofanewsound.ThisIdahonative,whoaban- advice of 29Pictureshasmasteredtheartofwritingthecatchy,interesting donedthestudyofphysicsforphilosophy,startedplayingfolkmu- someone at popsongthatgrowsonyou,eventothepointof irony,aswith sicafterdislocatinghisshoulderwhileskateboarding(ouch).How- GeffenRecords, "Generic". MorethanoncesinceIreceivedmypre-releasepress ever.YourBodyAboveAleiscertainlynoBobDylanalbum.Instead, ptohianntfinrgomatstohmee"mkuisndtoifncilnusdpeiraedsicnrgelae"tiiotn.emAolfshoecrocnotnitnruaecdt,isrLaitshae'rs ctohpeym..IKheaevpeafnouenydeomuytsetlhfissNinegiwngYetahresfeorstohnegsredlaeyasseaoffteHrouhresarainndg aitnhdasTahefamDielvilairnss,ouwnidt,hsaombeitthoifngalkiikcekaacnodmbaindaetfiinointeofBrTihtieshVefreevle. tendencytowardmonosyllabicsongtitles,thistimewithsuchgems HoursofFunWith..- 29Pictures. Durham'ssongstellofrelationshipsandhealing,mostofthem as"How","Jake"and"This". Still,thelyricsareintelligentand drawnfromhisownexperiences,suchas"Timeago."givingthem interesting,sometimesinsightful,andthemusicispleasantand aparticularlypersonaledge.Withthesincerityofthisalbum,you Aelnegoadntd.featureofwritingmusicreviewsistheartistbio. Thisisa A3, Exile On Coldharbour Lane, ccaonntreamnptlaatbeoutthethpeasitnwjiustthictehseorfellaifxeinwgiethff"eCaaonf't"Gkaeteepsotfhethreaicno"uno-r waythattherecordcompanytellsthewritersenoughmeaningless (Elemental/Geffen) try."Andmaybethink:whatdoesBlackLabreallymean? factsabouttheartistsothattheydon'tgetquitesomanycalls askingformoreinformation.Asaconcept,thisisallwellandgood. Sometimes,thisbiocanbeusedtogetthesongssomeairplay, EdMcUughlin Space Monkeys, suchasinJewel'scase,whereherbiowasterriblyromanticand madeallthemalewritersandstationmanagerswritereviewsor Smokeyintro,thump- TheDaddyOfThemAll(Interscope) playhersongs. LisaLoebseemstohavedecidedthatshecoulddo ingbeatsontrackone withabitofextrahelp(aftermediocresalesonTails,nodoubt) "Converted",getsyer andsoshewroteherownbio. Shestatesthatthebioherlabel feet a-tappin', and KellyArmstrong wroteherwasboring. Hersislittlebetter. LisaLoebhasnotleda keepsthemthatway particularlyfascinatinglife.Sheplayedmusic.Alot. EthanHawke forthelengthofthis TosumuptheSpaceMonkeysinfourwordsiseasy:theysound heard"Stay",putitonthesoundtrack(viaBenStiller)forReotity double CD from likeOasis...butbetterOkay,soI'mnotahugeOasisfan. Frankly Bites.Ithitnumber I. That'sallthereistoit.really. Thereare BrixtonsA3.ThisAcid I'mgettingsickofaltthegrainyLiam-esquevocals,andthisalbum dweittahilshaebroutrtyhienrgetaorlsyelmlusoifcfcaarmeeoru,nbtuatinmosotflytaIptehsintkhiatthansotoodnoe HmoaudseemeGowspaenlttmousriucn idsenatlailttllyectooomcelofsreofmorMacnocmhfeosrtte.rA,ctchoerirdimnugsitcotish"eabsantde,wwofhcohecomiinccall- bough...Thereisasadmomentinherbio,butithastodowith tothenearestchurch, beats,fuckedupguitars,WuTang~Clanattitude,andDylanesque singingwithsomeonefromBuffaloTom,andit'smoreembarrassing getdownonmyknees, wm lyrics,"Iguessyoucouldsaythat Isay,don'ttakeyourselvesso thansad.really.Thebiodoesnottellyouanythingyoureallywant andpraisetheLord. seriouslyAlright,enoughnegativity.Obviously,thisalbumisgreat toknow,likehowoldsheis.doesshehaveaboyfriendorher I'm not kidding.To ifyoulikeOasis.However,ifyou'reOasis-immersed,you'llprob- homephonenumber.Thereisaverygoodreasonwhyartistbios paraphrase Jesus, ablyhatethedaddyofthemallbecauseofthesimilarsound.The dunolensosttahpeyp'eraeraibnotuhteprdiisscosn,thsuaftfewreingb,ulyossTahnedysdcoann'dtalsoelulsrseecxo.rdIsn T"hUipsoCnDthiwsaHsoudessecrIiwbileldrCoockmemyaschruerdcnhe".ckTechno,butit'smuch abalsbeudm"altshoanhaOsasaisl,otwmiothrefufnuknytgouoiftfaerr!anTdheclmeuvsericlyirsicmso.rHeey".hoifuysoeu- otherwords,fiction. morethanthat.Maybetheyaremostlywhite,veryhairy,havetat- reallyspeditup,you'dbeatarav—e!"SugarCane,"theirlatest Thenagain,ifyoulikedthefirstLisaLoebalbum,you'llprobably toosgalore,andlookliketheyliveinatrailerpark,buttheyare single,isbyfartheirmostfunsong soundingalittlelikeSugar buythisone.andsomenewpeoplemighthearthesingle,andthey'll alsosmart,cheeky,funky,andfun.TheysingofthegloryofGod. RayandtheChemicalBrothersinablender"Wearethesuper- buythealbum,andLisa'llprobablymakeenoughmoneytokeep thegoodnessofSocialism,andthebeautyofbeer!Theseguysob- cool"isanothergreattrack.Singalongandyouandyourfriends wprriotbianbglysojnugsstfkoerepalwirviitnginagndsonpgasy.ofTfhmeyysatruedennitcelosaonn.gs,Buetasshye'tlol vtoitoaulsllyycdooonl'.tLtoavkeeGtohde.mselolvveeseatcohoostehreiro,usdlryinbku,tdtahnecier,maensdsapgaretyi.s cthainsbbaendt,hedosnu'pterwcororoyl.tTooh!eISfpyaocuehMaovennk'etyrseawlelyrehevairrdtuamlulycuhnhaebaorudt lfiesetlebnatdo,,wahnidcthheisynmicaek.eOynoeum(eoerlegothoidngw.itThhoeutdimsackisinpgreadnoymoinneanetllsye CMaanybyeouthdeiygairt?ejuMsatypbaretyAi3ngatrheeijruswtaaybtuonAcrhmaofgebdurdnotn.ouWthboeekrnonuwtss?. goifg,untthielyNsoivgneemdbaesrixoaflbIu99mSd.eaTlh.rTeaelkwaebeokustlaufctkeyr!pOlanyeinmgotrheeirthfiinrgs:t pink,socaveatemptor. Maybetheyareright. Youcanfindoutmoreaboutthemat theseguyslovetosingaboutbutterflies.Ohyeah,andtotheir www.elemental,music,co.uk/alabama3. credit,Idon'tthinktheylikeOasismucheither. Page4 • TheInnis Herald • January 1998 music news & reviews The Money-Makers Keep Yer Eyes Peeled! 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January 1998 • The Innis Herald • Page5 brewcuLture My Beer Pilgrimage to Montreal CassEnright Aftermonthsofhoping,Iwasfinallyabletoarrangeabeer AnotherattractionofQue- pilgrimagetoMontrealinearlyDecember. Quebechasa becistheirbeerstores. tremendousbrewingculture,anditisunfortunatethatso Notonlycanwonderful fewofQuebec'smicrobrewsaredistributedinOntario. Quebecmicrobrewsand rutopia WhileMontrealisadepressingcity,economically,with"k brewerymemorabiliabe louer"(forrent)signseverywhere,themicrobreweryin- purchased in corner dustryisthriving. Montrealanditssurroundingareahave stores,buttheprovince's manyqualitybrewpubsandmicrobreweries.eachproviding versionofourLCBO.the thecitywithgreatbeer. TravellingtoMontrealreinforces SocietedesalcoolsduQuebec(SAQ)ismorededicatedtoofferingqualityinternational mynationalisticbeliefs,hopingthatIwillbeabletocontinue beersthantheLCBO,TheSAQrecentlyopenedabeer-onlystoreontheboutiquestrip referringtoQuebec'sgreatbeeras"Canadian". ofrueSt-Denis.anditisincredible. Thestoreoffersagreatselectionofinternational Montrealhasanumberofqualitybrewpubs,eachexperi- beerglassware,andanunbelievableselectionofinternationalandQuebecbeer The mentingwithvariousstylesofbeer. Thereisapamphlet largestselectionwasfromBelgium,towhichmanyQuebecmicrobreweriesowetheir readilyavailablefortourists,"TheMontrealBeerPubCrawl", Inspiration.TheystockallBelgianstyles,includingIambics{cassis,kriek,framboise,geuze. describingthedowntownbrewpubs: LeChevalBlanc(809 faro),Trappistales(Chimay.Orval).whitebeers,flavouredbeers(chocolate,mango), rueOntarioEst).L'AmereaBoire(2049rueSt-Denis),Le andmanyothersub-forms. TherearesectionsdedicatedtoGerman,French,British. SergentRecruteur(4650boul.St-Laurent),UCervoise(4457 Irishandothernationalbeers.ThereisalsoanimpressiveQuebecoisesection,featuring abbolule.tSotv-iLsiaturtewnot,)LaendChBenvjatlopBilaan{c12a1n9drBureutCorpeisac.enLt)e.ChIewvaasl SisAe.Q-TohnelySAprQovBiinecriealssbteoerresissubceahutaisfuUln,ibborotuhea'essth18et3i7caalnlydaBnrdasbeseerM-ownidsee'.sILdaidTneorrtewaPnrtomt-o Blancisprobablythemostfamousanddefinitelytheoldest leave,butdepartedinsearchofaplacetobeginconsumptionoftheboxofvarious (ithasbeenaroundsince1924andwrasgrantedthefirstcraft bottlesIhadpurchased. brewingpermitinMontreal).Thepubretainsitsdecorfrom Torontoisathriving,boomingmetropoliswithalmostdailymigrationofQuebecresi- the40s.withadiner-styleatmosphere(however,bev/amed: dentsandbusinesses.Montrealisonthedecline,adwindlingtownbarelyresemblingthe itisnotadiner,theyonlyservenachosandEuropean-style excitingcitywithinternationalflairthatitwastwodecadesago. However.Montrealers hotdogs). Thebrewpubwassopopularithasspawnedan arecorrectinlabellingToronto"thecitythatsleeps."TheQuebecoiseattitudecontinues actualbreweryofthesamenametobrewandbottlebeers, tobestrong,andthisisdemonstratedthroughtheirappreciationofflnethingsandgood whichareavailableatthebar. Thebrewpubhadanumber life. QuebecbrewsbetterbeerthanOntario,andMontrealisdedicatedtotheappre- ofhousebrewtaps,includingastout,anamber,ablanche LeChevalBlanc-don'tgobefore3pmorex- ciationandenjoymentofgreatbeer,whichissomethingthatTorontowillneverbeable andablonde. Thebeerswerequitetastyandfresh. peamenus-onlydogs&nachos! totakefromMontreal. Thesecondbrewpub1visitedwasBrutopia,intheheartof Montreal'sCrescentSt.bardistrict. BrutopiaisMontreal'snewestbrewpub,andtapsanumberof ForetasteofQuebecrighthereinToronto,someofQuebec'sfinestareavailableinBeerStoresorLCBOs: housebrewre(withEnglishaletendencies)alongwithaselectionofQuebecmicrobeers. Isampleda Unibroue'sBelgianstyledMaudite.BlanchedeChambly,LaFinduMondeandRafiman;BrasserieMcAuslan's verybitterIPAandasmoothhoneylager. Theyalsohaveaporter,anutbrownaleandseasonal thickSt.AmbroiseOatmealStout:andBrasserieSeigneuriale'sgreatBelgianalesimplynamedSeigneuriale. brews. BrutopiahasnotattractedmuchoftheCrescentcrowd,buthopefullyitwillthriveinthe OtherwisefindacaranddrivetoMontrealorHullandpickupsomemaltydelights. future. ItisanicebarwithalotofpotentialforgreatbeerdrinkinginMontreal. The Unibroue Brewery: Beautiful Beer, Ugly Building CassEnright areaandledusofftotheirdisplayroom. MyfirstpriorityinMontrealwas Unfortunately1havenopicturesofthis togotoUnibroue.oneofQue- room,butthisroomcontainedawallof bec'sfinestmicrobreweries,the theirglasswjire,displaycasesoftheirgift province'sbiggestandarguably sets,andwindowslookingintothebrew- thebrewerythatbeganQue- eryandbottlinglineandtastingroom. bec'scraftbrewingrenaissance. Thiswasaniceroom. Iwantedevery- Afteryearsofadmirationof thingIsaw,especiallyentryintothetast- Unibroue,Ifinallytravelledto ingroom,wheretherewerepitchers Montreal and drove to the filledwithUnibrouebeersnodoubtbe- UnibrouebreweryonDecem- ingenjoyedbysomeveryluckyemploy- ber9,1997. Thebreweryisin ees. Anumberoftripsweremadeinto Chambly,adistantsuburbof backroomsandwehadourcomplete Montreal,aboutahalfanhour glasswaresets,includingafewpromo- driveofftheisland. Myfriend tionalcardboardpostersaswell.Wepaid andIdroveouttothetown, upandleft,satisfiedwithourtriptothe whichisveryFrenchandvery brewery.Besides,thebreweryandbot- Thebreweryitself-nicestationwagon! bland(thelanguageandthede- tlinglinewereimmaculatelyclean,and scriptionbeingunrelated).The wewereprobablytoofilthyforatour, twntohootiwtcnhmheudicUospheapstteothrhadevCoeeainnandaChdiohasfatmaobrbrsiletcywra.eleerftAyof.rottfefTwrthhhrieeeccbmheuaiiaivltindtnirgrnaogcdatiidsrtsset,ecoltfuiirnioisvnsoatsksvfienirrngoytmrhmeaemoihsdenuliempsfmmcueelfrnaltccoeitcoamolre,fy,.wdrbeUiunvatfirnoirgrnitdvtuehondewaatwnteitlAnhtytleetarbhntertiehbcwereArervewyei-,.s Tcehnetrfeu,tu"r1e8s8i7t"eofUnibroue'sbeerinterpretation aUtanhn"edibbte1reonorweuvneienoritsfesdrCoaphirwanegmtaabwttlahiysoat:ntintcigthecenbatyanrraetra"oenyeabdwnujahiaylac.dneicnnetg eryisnotdesignedfortouristsorvisitors.Weentered^efrontdoor,encounteringastandardoffice toFortChambly.aboutfiveminutesfrom wsiptohkecutbioclaerweaclelpstiaonndisftl,uoarseksicnegntifltighhetsr.eTwhaesreawasnohoparomainthe^rorgrainsonthefloor.We tthhaetbwrielwledroyu.btlItewssalsyuantdtrearctcomnasstsruecstioofnbweheernco1nvinsoiitseds,eubrusttthoetphuebtloowonk.sgrWeahte,nattwhoi-slecveenltrsetroupcetnusr,e brewerystore. Shetoldustherewasnotone. ChamblywillbeamustforanybeerenjoymentexcursiontotheMontrealarea. 1askediftheyprovidedbrewerytours. Only forgroupsof40to50.sheresponded. Ibe- cmaumcehdainsdtrIesfsienadl.ly1vihsaitveanldovtehdetrheisisbnroetwheirnygstoo Canadian Brew News see. However,shedoesaskusifthereisany- tthheiinrgwbeeercaamndectoollpeucrticbhlaesse.are1salulpapvoasileabsliencien •beUnairrbirvoiuneg'satwlooncdaelrLfCuBlOwiVnitnetragcehseroruytlaeltesQounelSqatuuerdCahyo,sJeahnausarbyee1n7tcho.nfTihrembeldactko QuebecDepanneursifyoulookhardenough,a andgoldfoilwrapped750mLbottleswillbesoldforS6.95each,andwillgo brewerystoreisunnecessary. Wedidvisitthe FAST! brewery,however,withthehopeofbuyinga •SinceBrickhasbeensobusypurchasingbreweries,theyhaverefocusedtheir setoftheircustomlogoglassware,unavailable beerlineupsomewhatandceasedsome brews,includingConnorsStoutand inOntariobytheprovincial importernor FormosaBavarianBock. Luckily,tastyConnorsBestBitterandBrickAnniver- stawahhanceisdalp.rlpp,eaeipancdrndkedbsIuyeawpnnittoshsatehtoheimebvderreeaeIwisfmseeppIrt.loyeo.kvTyeehreIteeoiwrncaieqnascuvmeiiipretnteeiddtCoohmnoatinemhsctebetl,omoyfavaf.idinsciedet1 TheUnibroueflagsenticingmotorists ss•uBearrHlrBoieyowcecntBkioB,oAcenlAke,emr.msiBatnaGecdrolreudadaattinmhn4de'g0sgcNurEKtigae.albrgisanattrmfoainesFwAaBlvipleeisr.'n,tEEUsiphsbpobeueofsrcoekrCseaanTtnaohddreoayn'StscaoorT'terscuhgbeoeAnBsleote,c,wkjiCunarstnetederdmHosoanerr'taet'ssojSonFpiaernlsitnttigahvspee' BeerBarClub-ifsnotworthit. 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SAGITTARIUS(NOV23-DEC.20) GEMINI(MAY22-JUNE20) Slowdown—yourfreespiritisgettingaheadofyou!Taketimetosmellthe Ygyneooottuuera,htagywrvooieup-,bswieiolderlengdyebonteuaewtfwiuiinlrnleegdliusopasrneesdaitrndhicienengeotdniht;eessjuHugostllthyiamdthaaeyykasode!u,sBocuerarrenseihtcohaeuablttodoyutowaunemioemsxsaaetylr,.schi—Oesnea,desvab!eelrTciryagyhoutnsteeeor aumrionplsdletihsaoi,mnsbanbinoutdrdimdoyainoleulcsyamandwarbayyye.mbcouhnamtnphn.eilnNetoodacinuntreorsyapenocyrigaoalurltlyliceh,topt—leraotssreey,.soYoromyueortuhbimoniuggnhdntleeswscsatreoensyeporiugcrye shouldbe! Thesearemybestandworstof97lists. Moretocome. Scream 2: jennyEllison TheWorstof1997 Almost as good, but not quite (inparticularorder) TheBestof1997 10. 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