HUCK
Who would have thought that setting up a chapter would be such a hassle?

I was no stranger to the life of crime,
But chopping cars and running guns were leagues apart.
Especially when there were other bad guys in the area that didn’t take too kindly to our arrival on the scene.
So my hands were already full when she showed up, the spunky blue-haired neighbor who just wanted a little peace and quiet.
How was I supposed to know that one nice gesture on my part would threaten to bring the whole thing toppling down around us?

HARMON
Who would have thought that moving next to a biker clubhouse would be such a hassle?

All I really wanted was to be left alone.
I had work to do, and between the bikes and babes, I wasn’t getting anything done.
But when one little drive-by pushes me out of my comfort zone and into a world where trouble can hide around every corner,
How can I suddenly be a target in a game I didn’t even know I was playing? **