Author: John Grisham Title: The Street Lawyer The man with the rubber boots stepped into the elevator behind me,but I didn't see him at first. I smelled him though--the pungent odor ofsmoke and cheap wine and life on the street without soap. We were aloneas we moved upward, and when I finally glanced over I saw the boots,black and dirty and much too large. A frayed and tattered trench coatfell to his knees. Under it, layers of foul clothing bunched aroundhis midsection, so that he appeared stocky, almost fat. But it wasn'tfrom being well fed; in the wintertime in D.C., the street people weareverything they own, or so it seems. He was black and aging--his beard and hair were half-gray and hadn't beenwashed or cut in years. He looked straight ahead through thick sunglasses,thoroughly ignoring me, and making me wonder for a second why, exacdy,I was inspecting him. He didn't belong. It was not his building, not his elevator, not a placehe could afford. The lawyers on all eight floors worked for my firm athourly rates that still seemed obscene to me, even after seven years. Just another street bum in from the cold. Happened all the time indowntown Washington. But we had security guards to deal with theriffraff. We stopped at six, and I noticed for the first time that he had notpushed a button, had not selected a floor. He was following me. I madea quick exit, and as I stepped into the splendid marble foyer of Drake &Sweeney. I glanced over my stepped into the splendid marble foyer of Drake &Sweeney. I glanced over my shoulder just long enough to see him standingin the elevator, looking at nothing, still ignoring me. Madam Devier, one of our very resilient receptionists, greeted me withher typical look of disdain. "Watch the elevator," I said. "Why?" "Street bum. You may want to call security." "Those people," she said in her affected French accent. "Get some disinfectant too." I walked away, wrestling my overcoat off my shoulders, forgetting the manwith the rubber boots. I had nonstop meetings throughout the afternoon,important conferences with important people. I turned the corner andwas about to say something to Polly, my secretary, when I heard thefirst shot. Madam Devier was standing behind her desk, petrifled, staring into thebarrel of an awfully long handgun held by our pal the street bum. SinceI was the first one to come to her aid, he politely aimed it at me,and I too became rigid. "Don't shoot," I said, hands in the air. I'd seen enough movies to knowprecisely what to do. "Shut up," he mumbled, with a great deal of composure. There were voices in the hallway behind me. Someone yelled, "He's gota gun!" And then the voices disappeared into the background, growingfainter and fainter as my colleagues hit the back door. I could almostsee them jumping out the windows. To my immediate left was a heavy wooden door that led to a largeconference room, which at that moment happened to be filled with eightlawyers from our litigation section. Eight hard-nosed and fearlesslitigators who spent their hours chewing up people. The toughest wasa scrappy little torpedo named Rafter, and as he yanked open the doorsaying "What the hell?" the barrel swung from me to him, and the manwith the rubber boots had exactly what he wanted. "Put that gun down," Rafter ordered from the doorway, and a split secondlater another shot rang through the reception area, a shot that wentinto the ceiling somewhere well above Rafter's head and reduced him toa mere mortal. Turning the gun back to me, he nodded, and I complied,entering the conference room behind Rafter. The last thing I saw on theoutside was Madam Devier shaking at her desk, terror-stricken, headsetaround her neck, high heels parked neatly next to her wastebasket. The man with the rubber boots slammed the door behind me, and slowlywaved the gun through the air so that all eight litigators could admireit. It seemed to be working fine; the smell of its discharge was morenoticeable than the odor of its owner. The room was dominated by a long table, covered with documents andpapers that only seconds ago seenled terribly important. A row of windowsoverlooked a parking lot. Two doors led to the hallway. "Up against the wall," he said, using the gun as a very effectiveprop. Then he placed it very near my head, and said, "Lock the doors."Which I did. Not a word from the eight litigators as they scrambled backward. Nota word from me as I quickly locked the doors, then looked at him forapproval. For some reason, I kept thinking of the post office and all those horribleshootings--a disgruntled employee returns after lunch with an arsenaland wipes out fifteen of his co-workers. I thought of the playgroundmassacres--and the slaughters at fast-food restaurants. And those victims were innocent children and otherwise decent citizens. Wewere a bunch of lawyers! Using a series of grunts and gun thrusts, he lined the eight litigatorsup against the wall, and when their positions suited him he turned hisattention to me. What did he want? Could he ask questions? If so, he couldget anything he damned well pleased. I couldn't see his eyes because ofthe sunglasses, but he could see mine. The gun was pointed at them. He removed his filthy trench coat, folded it as if it were new, andplaced it in the center of the table. The smell that had bothered mein the elevator was back, but not important now. He stood at the end ofthe table and slowly removed the next layer--a bulky gray cardigan. Bulky for a reason. Under it, strapped to his waist, was a row of redsticks, which appeared to my untrained eye to be dynamite. Wires ranlike colored spaghetti from the tops and bottoms of the sticks, andsilver duct tape kept things attached. My first instinct was to bolt, to lunge with arms and legs flappingand flailing for the door, and hope for luck, hope for a bad shot asI scrambled for the lock, then another bad shot as I fell through thedoorway into the hallway. But my knees shook and my blood ran cold. Therewere gasps and slight moans from the eight against the wall, and thisperturbed our captor. "Please be quiet," he said in the tone of a patientprofessor. His calmness unnerved me. He adjusted some of the spaghettiaround his waist, then from a pocket in his large trousers produced aneat bundle of yellow nylon rope and a switchblade. For good measure, he waved the gun at the horrified faces in front ofhim, and said, "I don't want to hurt anybody." That was nice to hear but hard to take seriously. I counted twelve redsticks-- enough, I was certain, to make it instantaneous and painless. Then the gun was back on me. "You," he said, "tie them up." Rafter had had enough. He took one very small step forward and said,"Look, pal, just exactly what do you want?" The third shot sailed over his head into the ceiling, where it lodgedharmlessly. It sounded like a cannon, and Madam Devier or some femaleshrieked in the foyer. Rafter ducked, and as he attempted to stand uprightthe beefy elbow of Umstead caught him squarely in the chest and returnedhim to his position against the wall. "Shut up," Umstead said with clenched jaws. "Do not call me Pal," the man said, and Pal was instantly discarded asa reference. "What would you like us to call you?" I asked, sensing that I was aboutto become the leader of the hostages. I said this very delicately,with great deference, and he appreciated my respect. "Mister," he said. Mister was perfectly fine with everyone in theroom. The phone rang, and I thought for a split second he was going to shootit. Instead he waved it over, and I placed it squarely before him onthe table. He lifted the receiver with his left hand; his right stillheld the gun, and the gun was still pointed at Rafter. If the nine of us had a vote, Rafter would be the first sacrificiallamb. Eight to one. "Hello," Mister said. He listened briefly, then hung up. He carefullybacked himself into the seat at the end of the table and sat down. "Take the rope," he said to me. He wanted all eight of them attached at the wrists. I cut rope and tiedknots and tried my best not to look at the faces of my colleagues as Ihastened their deaths. I could feel the gun at my back. He wanted thembound tightly, and I made a show of practically drawing blood whileleaving as much slack as possible. show of practically drawing blood whileleaving as much slack as possible. Rafter mumbled something under his breath and I wanted to slaphim. Umstead was able to flex his wrists so that the ropes almost fellloose when I finished with him. Malamud was sweating and breathingrapidly. He was the oldest, the only parmer, and two years past hisfirst heart attack. I couldn't help but look at Barry Nuzzo, my one friend in the bunch. Wewere the same age, thirty-two, and had joined the firm the sameyear. He went to Princeton, I went to Yale. Both of our wives were fromProvidence. His marriage was working--three kids in four years. Minewas in the final stage of a long deterioration. Our eyes met and we both were thinking about his kids. I felt lucky tobe childless. The first of many sirens came into range, and Mister instructed meto close the blinds over the five large windows. I went about thismethodically, scanning the parking lot below as if being seen mightsomehow save me. A lone police car sat empty with its lights on; thecops were already in the building. And there we were, nine white boys and Mister. * At last count, Drake & Sweeney had eight hundred lawyers in officesaround the world. Half of them were in D.C., in the building Mister wasterrorizing. He instructed me to call "the boss" and inform him that hewas armed and wired with instructed me to call "the boss" and inform him that hewas armed and wired with twelve sticks of dynamite. I called Rudolph,managing parmer of my division, antitrust, and relayed the message. "You okay, Mike?" he asked me. We were on Mister's new speakerphone,at full volme. "Wonderful," I said. "Please do whatever he wants." "What does he want?" "I don't know yet." Mister waved the gun and the conversation wasover. Taking my cue from the pistol, I assumed a standing position nextto the conference table, a few feet from Mister, who had developed theirritating habit of playing absentmindedly with the wires coiled againsthis chest. He glanced down and gave a slight tug at a red wire. "This red one here, Igive it a yank and it's all over." The sunglasses were looking at me whenhe finished this litfie warning. I felt compelled to say something. "Why would you do that?" I asked, desperate to open a dialogue. "I don't want to, but why not?" I was struck by his diction--a slow, methodical rhythm with no hurry andeach syllable getting equal treatment. He was a street bum at the moment,but there