'If you are easily offended, think the sun shines out of your kid's behind, or are the chief inspector for schools, you'd better stop right here. The Ranting Teacher The warning as you enter the Ranting Teacher's website most definitely applies to Everything you Need to Know to Survive Teaching (2nd edition) too. A fully up-dated collection of the nation's top teaching rants, the Ranting Teacher finds solutions to the issues that really bother teachers - from controlling behaviour, wising up to kids' excuses and coping with extra-curricular activities, to dealing with parents, curing hangovers and impressing the inspectors. This book is the ultimate survival guide for teachers everywhere.