Table of Contents Intro About me 1 Chapter 1 Bad Boys 3 I love you 3 Dealing with parents 5 But she’s so 5 Chapter 2 Control 6 You’ve been conditioned to be a pussy 6 Let’s just be friends 7 Chapter 3 My way or the highway 8 Bitches 10 Keeping them 11 Chapter 4 Honestly Trust and Respect 20 Chapter 5 Two rules not two hundred 23 Seduction 27 What women want 33 Chapter 6 Think out loud 39 ABOUT ME I fucked a mexican, I fucked an Indian, I fucked a native Canadian-Indian, I fucked black, I fucked Chinese, I fucked German, Russian, I fucked every race. That was one of my goals that I had to accomplish before I would settle down. I even fucked an Eskimo that had no teeth. What a blowjob! I used to go to the bar, pick up a girl, bring her home, fuck her, and then I would go back to the bar and pick up another one. I did that constantly. At that time, I was only satisfied if I had two women every night. After fucking the first one, I would go to the bar and tell the next girl what I had done. I’d say something like, “You know, tonight I met a really nice girl, her name was Nancy. And the reason I’m still here is because she didn’t satisfy me.” I lived on sex. And after I got tired of fucking any particular woman, I’d say, “My friend Bruno is coming over, and I want you to give him some head today.” Why do you think women are with pimps? Think about it! A pimp makes her fuck tons of guys and she is willing to do almost anything for him. Now, I don’t consider pimps to be model citizens, but they do understand something about women. And not only is she fucking for him, she is bringing him the money! Guys wouldn’t do that for a woman. As horny as we are, most of us wouldn’t do that, and if we did, we sure as hell wouldn’t give her the money! But they do it for security. Decide what you want and go get it. Somebody recently asked me what I want for my children. I want my kids to have enough confidence to do what they want with their lives, and to be happy. Isn’t that what you want? I’m on the road of life, and I know where I’m going. If she wants to come with me, then she is welcome. I’m not going down her road, I’m going down my road. When I’m talking to a woman, she is in my restaurant, looking at my menu. And the menu isn’t going to change, unless I want it to change. BAD BOYS I lived in Texas for two years and when I came back to Montreal I called up this woman that I used to go out with. And she was extremely pissed off at me for just getting up and leaving without telling her goodbye. I said, “You were the first one I called. I’m looking at my list and you came in with the highest rating. Now is there a chance for me to come over or not? I’m too horny to argue.” She said, “Come over.” So I went over and fucked her. After I finished, she sqwaked for another two hours. I let her complain (who cares what they say) while I went to sleep. In the morning she made me breakfast and sqwaked for another two hours. Finally I asked, “How long do I have to take your complaining for? How much sqwaking is two years in Texas worth?” And she said, “I’m almost done.” How much is two years in Texas worth? Yes I didn’t call. Yeah, I fucked tons of other women. No, I wasn’t thinking about you. Yeah yeah yeah. You’re so right honey! Ok, fine, she’s right. I’m a terrible man. But they like bad boys. Remember that Seinfeld episode when George was the bad boy? He decided to do the complete opposite of what he had always done, and all of a sudden he had more women than ever. It’s a fact that women like bad boys. “I LOVE YOU!” Now, every once in a while, and especially as you learn to develop this attitude, a woman might tell you that she loves you. And if you say, "I love you too", then you're fucked! You might as well chop off your dick and hand it to her..... Remember: He who loves least controls the relationship. I have only said, "I love you" to two women in my life. I married them both. I tell them, "I’ll tell you that I love you when I’m putting a ring on your finger.” When you set a precedence you have to stick to your guns. If you tell her no, then later on for whatever reason you allow her, she will view you as weak. Give them an inch and they will take a mile. Stop making excuses and stop making exceptions. When you set a precedence you can't go back. One of the big diseases that happens to men that are in a relationship is laziness. You have to do what YOU want relentlessly. You cannot give in ever. They want the strength and they will love you for it. You always have to be on top of the situation. What happens to most guys is that once they fuck her, they doze off. They get lazy. It's the same thing with meeting them. The follow through is important. Now, when she steers the conversation toward sex for example, I'll say something like, "You seem to have sex on your mind more than I do." Or I’ll say, "I don't want to talk about sex right now." When she asks why, I’ll say, "Because I only like talking about sex when I know I'm going to be getting some." Now when she brings up sex again I know I've got her! You always want to lead the conversation right from the beginning. I like to tell them that maybe we won't get that far (sex). Because after I get to know her, I may not want sex from her. I tell women that I'm not sure if I want to sleep with them yet, I tell them, "We'll see--let me get to know you first." Don't they do that to us? I'm just doing what they do. When you tell a woman that you don't know if you want to sleep with her, she will love your confidence. Women want a confident guy who knows what he wants. When you have stables, when you have 4 or 5 girlfriends at once, Valentine’s Day can be a real bitch because they all want to be with you on Valentines Day. I used to give them all the same card. I went out and bought a box of Valentine’s Day cards and they were all exactly alike. And if I was still with a woman the next year, I gave her the exact same card again. Sometimes they would complain and I’d say, “Can you imagine how hard I looked to find the exact same card, because it’s the only card that can adequately express how I feel about you.” Hey, I’m a romantic guy! I’m not lying. I said, “Can you imagine?” I don’t lie, but I don’t reveal everything either. I give them the menu, and they can choose from the menu. I’m not going to change my menu for anyone. It’s my menu. If I’m offering you meat, don’t ask me for a pastry. Go to the pastry chef if that’s what you want. He’s cute! He can’t give you what I can give you, but he’s cute. I think there’s a lot more women out there who want what’s on my menu. There’s a lot of dishes on my menu that a lot of guys don’t have. DEALING WITH PARENTS When a woman is still controlled by her parents, I tell her right away that her parents won’t like me and that I don’t want to give her a hard time. Not only am I being honest by telling her this, but it turns them on. If I say, “Your parents won’t like me”, right away they think I’m a bad boy, and they all want the bad boy. I don’t like to lie to the parents either. I tell them that I’m as bad as they think I am. “I’m as bad as you think I am.” When I want women to do things for me, whether it be sexual or anything at all, I don’t ask them, I tell them. But I do it in a very charming way. I don’t say, “May I please buy you a drink?” I say, “What are you drinking?” I don’t ask her out on a date. I say something like, “I want you to have dinner with me tonight.” Get it? I’m not asking and I’m not demanding. I’m telling them what I want in a confident and respectful manner. I’m showing them what’s on the menu. “BUT SHE’S SO…” You can’t treat a hot one like she’s a hot one, and you can’t treat her like you’re not trying to treat her like she’s a hot one and maybe she knows that you know. Read that again, just to make sure it sinks in. Because if you do that you’re ignoring her because she’s hot. Treat them all the same, no matter what they look like. And remember that while you think she’s hot, I may think she’s ugly. What’s the difference in how you treat a ten versus a one? Depends on how horny you are. Next question. How do you treat an 8 versus a five? Depends. Am I horny? What about young versus old? Treat them all the same. Young to me is probably old to you. I’m 53 years old. You have to stop thinking about them and instead think of you. After all, you are the most important person in the relationship. “But she is just so…” Forget it. The whole orientation of seduction psychology is wrong, by the way. It just trains you to be over- analytical and causes you to forget the most important person in the relationship, you. You can’t be thinking for her. Let her do that. Think for you. Instead of thinking, ”What does she want?” think about what you want and only you. Do it honestly and completely. What will happen is it will teach you something more valuable than money and more valuable than technique. It will teach you honesty. CONTROL Women are constantly testing us. I really believe that. Children test you to see how far they can go, and women are the same. Being with children can teach you a lot about how you should be with a woman. As soon as you give in, you lose. You’ve failed the test. Any psychiatrist will tell you that. Because if you’re willing to give in now, then you’ve just demonstrated that you’ll also give in later. Once you’ve set an example of something, it’s too late. If you give in now you’re making your life more difficult later on. I'm tough with kids, but they love me. My sons friends love me, I’m like the Pied Piper. Why? Because the rules aren’t hard to follow when I live by them also. When I wanted my son to learn how to skate, I learned skating too. That’s why I can’t understand it when I see other parents yelling at their kids and forcing them to learn how to skate when they’re not even willing to learn it themselves. I see that all the time now that I have kids. Ignorant parents that push their children to succeed at things and aren’t even willing to get on that ice and fall on their own asses. Those bruises keep me from being a hypocrite. You need to be in control but not controlling. When I was still dating, sometimes women would start to have a hissy fit, saying things like, “It’s always your way!” and I would say, “I’m glad you remember the rules.” It’s my direction in life and I don’t care what they say. I know what I want in my life, and I know myself better than they do. My life is not a democracy. YOU’VE BEEN CONDITIONED TO BE A PUSSY My mother told me that I have to ask for everything politely. “Can I please fuck you tonight?” Your mommy meant well, but try to forget her advice, because she left out the important stuff. Your mommy didn’t tell you, “Treat a lady like a whore and treat a whore like a lady.” Your mommy forgot to mention, “Who cares what they think.” She never told you that the most important person in the relationship is you. And that’s because it’s your life. Women don’t know what’s good for you, your mom doesn’t know what’s good for you, and I don’t know what’s good for you. I’m not saying that your mother did anything wrong. You’re probably a very nice person. But you’re not nice to yourself, you’re nice to other people. You’ve been conditioned to be a pussy. “Say please.” “Be nice.” “Share your toys.” “Say thank you for that cookie.” But in this world today, we’re finding out that being nice to certain people is dangerous. When you go out to meet women, you’re on dangerous grounds. Who knows what these women are like. Some of them have AIDS, some of them are prostitutes, coke whores, manipulative cunts, thieves, murderers, liars, the list of fucked up women goes on and on. I’ve had women rip me off while I was taking a piss. They went into my wallet and took my money. And they’ll cheat on you given half the chance. Do you honestly believe that your girlfriend wouldn’t fuck George Clooney behind your back? What if Brad Pitt showed up in her life? Would she stick around for you? You’ve got to be nice to you first. “LET’S JUST BE FRIENDS” What if she just wants to be friends? What if she’s not ‘over’ her ex? You either fuck her or you don’t. It’s black or white. There can’t be any brown, gray, or blue. You’re not immortal. If she’s not ‘ready’, it usually means, “Stick around for now until I find something better.” If her favorite rock star asked her out, do you think she would say, “I’m washing my hair tonight”? She would probably make time for him! If she’s not making time for you, that’s ok. Somebody else will. There’s 6 billion people on the planet, and half of them are lonely women. And a funny thing happens when you just say ‘ok’ and walk away effortlessly. Suddenly she may change her mind. If she does, great. Let her chase after you for a while. You have to realize that their cunts aren’t more valuable than our cocks. We're both after the same thing -- each other. The easiest thing you can do is walk away from a woman. You won’t get to fuck her, but at least you won’t have to put up with her indecisiveness. You won’t have to bring her a flower, or any of that shit. Just walk away, enjoy your freedom while it lasts. “What is it? Your sex is worth so much? Go give it to somebody else, I don’t want it.” Usually what happens when you finally do get to taste the one’s that give you such a hard time is you discover they’re no good anyway. They give us such a hard time in the beginning. But what they're doing is they’re testing you to see if you’ve got what it takes to take good care of her. They don’t want a pussy. If you’re reading this, I think that you need an awakening, you need a good kick in the ass. I’m not telling you to use patterns and formulas and hypnosis and subliminal messages and pheromones and fancy sports cars. I’m not asking you to divide 765 multiplied by the square root of 17 minus 0.8 plus 68 to the power of seven! I’m telling you, “Know what you want, and tell her.” I don’t want you to follow my ‘system’. I want you to follow yours. You don’t have the confidence to tell her what you want? Then maybe you’re not horny enough, maybe you don’t want it badly enough. Try being a faggot. I don’t know what to tell you. Make up your mind. You don’t ‘almost’ fuck them. Either you do them or you don’t. I had a rule, if I didn’t fuck them by the third date, they were gone. There was no fourth, fifth, or seventeenth date with me. There’s only three strikes in baseball. And I tell them. I give every woman just enough rope to hang herself with. She’s the one worrying about me. You guys are always worried about them. But what if they had to worry about losing you? You need to realize that you are a commodity. You guys are sitting around jerking off when there’s millions of women out there putting on their makeup every morning hoping to attract you. I’m overweight, I swear like a sailor, and I’m not good-looking. But I never cared because women don’t look at that. They wanted to please me. They brought me their friends and I would fuck them all. They would lick my asshole while I fucked their friends. They let me do whatever I wanted to do. I used to tell women to wait in the bedroom with their asses sticking out, and I’d send in my friends to go fuck them. They did it to please me. There was never a weekend that I sat around thinking, “Oh, how am I going to get laid tonight?” MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY You have to be in control of every interaction. It’s my way or the highway. For example, if a woman asks you a question that makes you uncomfortable, don't answer it. You are under no obligation to do anything that you don't want to do. Be a man, and she will respect you for it, even if she seems all upset. Just say,"I don't want to answer that question." When she asks why, just turn it around and say, "you don't have any secrets from me?" What if she says, "Oh I can't tell you"? Fine. That means it works both ways. If she doesn't want to tell me something, I'm not gonna beg her to tell me. See, we all have the right to keep secrets, and it works both ways. The way I see it, if she doesn't want to tell me something, that just makes it easier for me to hold secrets. She can have all the secrets she wants. You have to be in control but not controlling. That means being in control of yourself. If you freak out on her because she's witholding information, then you're essentially telling her that you own the rights to her thoughts. I see all these dumb guys arguing with their women. I don't argue with them. She can do whatever she wants and so can I. You see, if you argue with them then you're a pussy. It's my way or the highway. When you argue, you are telling her that you need her to act in a certain way or see something from your point of view in order for you to be happy. If you love someone set them free. My women know what the rules are and they know that I'm perfectly willing to walk if they don't obey the rules. You need to learn to be strong and decisive. Rule number one: Who cares what they think. Because what they think is irrelevant. Guys are constantly asking me how to handle a woman who is a bitch. Who needs her? If you want her just for the sex, fine. But I find that you will be much better off sleeping with a prostitute that is just as good- looking anyway. Because the prostitute won't give you any hassle, she won't waste your time, and she will probably be a better fuck anyway! And she will only cost you about $150, whereas the bitch will drain you emotionally and financially. Unless you're me, of course, and you learn how to get over your fears of rejection and think out loud. Why would you want a bitch? So she can twist you around in knots? If you still want her, then you first need to remember the golden rule: Treat a lady like a whore, and treat a whore like a lady. If a woman is so good looking, with her tits hanging out, she is acting like a whore. So treat her like the whore that she is. Remember, every woman is a whore except for two of them: Your mother and your sister. Just watch the amazing transformation that will occur in a woman when you treat her this way. She is gorgeous, wears red lipstick, tight pants so you can see her crotch, and let's her tits hang out for everyone to see. Now watch what happens when someone like me walks up and says, "You're so fuckin' good looking, what do you charge a man to sleep with you?" And she'll get upset and say, "I'm no prostitute!" To that I reply, "Well you sure fooled me! You sure act like one!" I am telling you guys, when you hit those bitches with a line like that, they are speechless. You're the only guy that came up and called her a whore. The rest of them all thought it, but were too afraid to say it. Now I know what you're thinking. You're afraid to say these kind of things to women. There you go, you're trying to think for HER again. "But what will she think?" Who cares. Stop worrying about getting rejected. Be ruthless. Have the balls to say and do whatever the fuck you want to say and do. BITCHES If you want to go after the biggest bitches in the world, then I will show you how. But it won't be easy in the beginning. So start small and build. You have to learn to fly a small airplane before they will let you fly the big 747's. You need to throw these bitches off balance a little bit, and the way to do it is to just be honest with them. Tell her the truth. Tell her that you don't care if she's good-looking. Tell her you'd rather be alone. Tell her she is lucky to have those looks because nobody would talk to her otherwise. And she's lucky that YOU are talking to her because she is acting like such a bitch. Tell her that if it weren't for that chest, people would just ignore her because she's got such a bad attitude. Think outloud. You're just being truthful. How hard could it be? Tell her that she needs a guy like you to make people think that she is a person of worth. Once you finally get a woman like that, sexy and bitchy, fuck her and dump her. Then let her chase after you for a couple of years. Having her chase you and beg you to make love to her is going to satisfy you alot more than any orgasm she can possibly give you. When I see a woman like that who is groveling, it makes me smile. Why does a guy want a hot chyck? Because she becomes his trophy, and he can show her off to his buddies. Let's face it, she might be nice to look at, but when the lights go out and night and you are fucking her, that pretty face doesn't mean shit. Her mouth might mean something, and how nice her lips are around your dick, but the way she looks is irrelevant at this point. The only thing that matters when you're in bed is how good she makes you feel, the way she moves, the way she sounds, and the way she tastes.