The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12 (of 15), by Robert Dodsley This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you'll have to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook. Title: A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 12 (of 15) Author: Robert Dodsley Editor: William Carew Hazlitt Release Date: September 6, 2014 [EBook #46791] Language: English Character set encoding: ASCII *** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK OLD ENGLISH PLAYS, VOL 12 *** Produced by Richard Tonsing, Jonathan Ingram and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net A SELECT COLLECTION OF OLD ENGLISH PLAYS. ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY ROBERT DODSLEY IN THE YEAR 1744. FOURTH EDITION. NOW FIRST CHRONOLOGICALLY ARRANGED, REVISED AND ENLARGED WITH THE NOTES OF ALL THE COMMENTATORS, AND NEW NOTES BY W. CAREW HAZLITT. BENJAMIN BLOM, INC. New York First published 1874-1876 Reissued 1964 by Benjamin Blom, Inc. L.C. Catalog Card No.: 64-14702 Printed in U.S.A. by NOBLE OFFSET PRINTERS, INC. NEW YORK 3, N.Y. THE OLD COUPLE A WOMAN NEVER VEXED. THE ORDINARY THE LONDON CHANTICLEERS. THE SHEPHERDS' HOLIDAY. FUIMUS TROES: THE TRUE TROJANS THE LOST LADY. THE OLD COUPLE EDITION. The Old Couple. A Comedy. By Thomas May, Esq.; London, Printed by J. Cottrel, for Samuel Speed, at the signe of the Printing-press in S. Paul's Churchyard. 1658. 4o. [A MS. note in one of the former editions says: "This comedy is pleasingly and fluently written, and though it contains little poetry, is not without some eloquent and beautiful passages. The first scene is the best in the play."] INTRODUCTION It seems probable that this comedy, as it is called, was never acted, and on the title-page of the old edition (not printed until 1658, eight years after the death of the author), it is not mentioned that it was performed by any private or public company. This fact was usually stated, though during the period when the theatres were silenced exceptions were not very uncommon. It is pretty obvious, however, from the general structure of the piece and the nature of the dialogue, that "The Old Couple" was not calculated or intended by the author to please the multitude. No inconsiderable part of the plot, and some of the characters, may be considered allegorical, and for the sake of preserving it, some constraint is used in a few of the incidents, and forced and unnatural conversions take place among the persons.[1] As to the period when it was written, judging from internal evidence, it might be thought that May produced "The Old Couple" late in life, and it was certainly the last printed of any of his works. It will be observed that two lines in the last scene of this play close "The Goblins" of Sir John Suckling. "Gently my joys distil, Lest you should break the vessel you should fill." Sir J. Suckling does not introduce them as a quotation, but nevertheless, from the situation in which they are found in his comedy, it seems likely that they were so, and that they originally belong to May. If this supposition be correct, "The Old Couple" must have been written before 1641, in which year Suckling died, and the latter must have seen it in MS.[2] DRAMATIS PERSONÆ MEN. Sir Argent Scrape, an old covetous rich knight. Earthworm, an old miserly niggard. Master Freeman. Eugeny, Sir Argent Scrape's nephew. Euphues (Freeman's nephew) Scudmore's friend. Theodore, Earthworm's virtuous son. Scudmore, supposed to be slain by Eugeny. Fruitful, the Lady Covet's chaplain (Scudmore disguised). Barnet. Dotterel, a gull, married to the Lady Whimsey. Trusty, the Lady Covet's steward. Jasper, Earthworm's servant. Three neighbours of Earthworm's. Officers. WOMEN. The Lady Covet, betrothed to Sir Argent Scrape. Matilda (Earthworm's niece), Scudmore's love. Artemia (Freeman's daughter), Eugeny's love. The Lady Whimsey, married to Dotterel. THE OLD COUPLE ACT I. Eugeny solus. Eug. This is the hour which fair Artemia Promis'd to borrow from all company, And bless me only with it; to deny Her beauteous presence to all else, and shine On me, poor me! Within this garden here, This happy garden once, while I was happy,[3] And wanted not a free access unto it; Before my fatal and accursed crime Had shut these gates of paradise against me; When I, without control alone might spend With sweet Artemia in these fragrant walks The day's short-seeming hours; and (ravish'd) hear Her sweet discourses of the lily's whiteness, The blushing rose, blue-mantled violet, Pale daffodil, and purple hyacinth: With all the various sweets and painted glories Of Nature's wardrobe, which were all eclips'd By her diviner beauty. But alas! What boots the former happiness I had, But to increase my sorrow?[4] My sad crime Has left me now no entrance but by stealth, When death and danger dog my vent'rous steps. But welcome danger, since thou find'st so fair A recompense as my Artemia's sight! Enter Artemia. Art. And art thou come, my dearest Eugeny? Has thy true love broke through so many hazards To visit me? I prythee, chide my fondness, That did command thee such a dangerous task. I did repent it since, and was in hope Thou wouldst not come. Eug. Why hop'd Artemia so? Wouldst thou not see me then? Or can the hazard Of ten such lives as mine is countervail One glance of favour from thy beauteous eyes? Art. Why dost thou use that language to a heart, Which is thy captive, Eugeny, and lives, In nothing happy but in thee? Eug. Ah, love! There lies my greatest sorrow; that the storms Of spiteful fortune, which o'erwhelm my state, Should draw thy constant goodness to a suff'ring— A goodness worthy of the happiest man. Art. Those storms of fortune will be soon o'er-blown, When once thy cause shall be but truly known, That chance, not malice, wrought it; and thy pardon Will be with ease obtain'd. Eug. It may be, love, If old Sir Argent do deal truly in it. Art. But keep thyself conceal'd: do not rashly Venture two lives in one: or, when thou com'st, Let it be still in silence of the night. No visitation then, or other strange Unlook'd-for accident, can bar our joys. The moon is now in her full orb, and lends Securer light to lovers than the sun: Then only come. But prythee, tell me, love, How dost thou spend thy melancholy time? Eug. Within the covert of yon shady wood, Which clothes the mountain's rough and craggy top, A little hovel built of boughs and reeds Is my abode: from whence the spreading trees Keep out the sun, and do bestow in lieu A greater benefit, a safe concealment. In that secure and solitary place I give my pleas'd imagination leave To feast itself with thy supposed presence, Whose only shadow brings more joy to me, Than all the substance of the world beside. Art. Just so alone am I; nay, want the presence Of mine own heart, which strays to find out thee. But who comes to thee to supply thy wants? Eug. There Artemia names my happiness— A happiness which, next thy love, I hold To be the greatest that the world can give, And I am proud to name it. I do there Enjoy a friend, whose sweet society Makes that dark wood a palace of delight: One stor'd with all that can commend a man; In whom refined knowledge and pure art, Mixing with true and sound morality, Is crown'd with piety. Art. What wonder's this, Whom thou describ'st? Eug. But I in vain, alas! Do strive to make with my imperfect skill A true dissection of his noble parts: He loses, love, by all that I can say; For praise can come no nearer to his worth Than can a painter with his mimic sun Express the beauty of Hyperion. Art. What is his name? Eug. His name is Theodore, Rich Earthworm's son, lately come home from travel. Art. O heavens! his son? Can such a caitiff wretch, Hated and curs'd by all, have such a son? The miser lives alone, abhorr'd by all, Like a disease, yet cannot so be 'scap'd; But, canker-like, eats through the poor men's hearts, That live about him: never has commerce With any, but to ruin them; his house Inhospitable as the wilderness, And never look'd upon but with a curse. He hoards, in secret places of the earth, Not only bags of treasure, but his corn, Whose every grain he prizes 'bove a life, And never prays at all but for dear years. Eug. For his son's sake, tread gently on his fame. Art. O love! his fame cannot be redeemed From obloquy; but thee I trust so far, [Exeunt. As highly to esteem his worthy son. Eug. That man is all, and more than I have said: His wondrous virtues will hereafter make The people all forgive his father's ill: I was acquainted with him long ago In foreign parts. And, now I think on't, love, He'll be the fittest man to be acquainted With all our secrecies, and be a means To further us; and think I trust his truth, That dare so much commend his worth to thee. Art. He is my neighbour here: that house is Earthworm's, That stands alone beside yon grove of trees; And fear not, dearest love, I'll find a means To send for him: do you acquaint him first. Euphues, Dotterel, Barnet. Euph. Then shall I tell my cousin that you are A younger brother, Master Dotterel? Dot. O yes, by any means, sir. Euph. What's your reason? Dot. A crotchet, sir, a crotchet that I have: Here's one can tell you I have twenty of 'em. Bar. Euphues, dissuade him not; he is resolv'd To keep his birth and fortunes both conceal'd; Yet win her so, or no way. He would know Whether himself be truly lov'd or no; And not his fortunes only. Euph. Well, access You have already found; pursue it, sir, But give me leave to wonder at your way. Another wooer, to obtain his love, Would put on all his colours; stretch t' appear At his full height, or a degree beyond it; Belie his fortunes; borrow what he wanted; Not make himself less than he truly is. What reason is there that a man possess'd Of fortunes large enough, that they may come boldly A welcome suitor to herself and friends, And, ten to one, speed in his suit the fair And usual way, should play the fool, and lose His precious time in such a hopeless wooing? Dot. Alas, sir! what is a gentleman's time? Bar. Euphues, he tells you true; there are some brains Can never lose their time, whate'er they do: Yet I can tell you, he has read some books. Dot. Do not disparage me. Bar. I warrant thee; And in those books he says he finds examples Of greatest beauties that have so been won. Euph. O, in "Parismus" and the "Knight o' th' Sun!"[5] Are those your authors? Dot. Yes, and those are good ones. Why should a man of worth, though but a shepherd, Despair to get the love of a king's daughter? Euph. I prythee, Barnet, how hast thou screw'd up This fool to such a monstrous confidence? Bar. He needs no screwing up; but let him have His swing a little. Euph. He shall have it freely. But you have seen your mistress, Master Dotterel? How do you find her? coming? Dot. That's all one; I know what I know. Bar. He has already got Some footing in her favour. Euph. But I doubt He'll play the tyrant; make her doat too long, Wear the green-sickness as his livery, And pine a year or two. Dot. She's not the first That has done so for me. Euph. But if you use My cousin so, I shall not take it well. Dot. O, I protest I have no such meaning, sir. See, here she comes! the Lady Whimsey too. Enter Lady Whimsey, with Artemia. Lady W. I thought, sweetheart, th' hadst wanted company. Art. Why, so I did—yours, madam. Lady W. Had I known Your house had been so full of gallants now, I would have spar'd my visit. But 'tis all one, I have met a friend here. Euph. Your poor servant, madam. Lady W. I was confessing of your cousin here About th' affairs of love. Euph. Your ladyship, I hope, will shrieve her gently.[6] Lady W. But I tell her She shall not thank me now for seeing her; For I have business hard by. I am going A suitor to your old rich neighbour here— Earthworm. Euph. A suitor! He is very hard In granting anything, especially If it be money. Lady W. Yes, my suit's for money; Nay, all his money, and himself to boot. Bar. His money would do well without himself. Lady W. And with himself. Bar. Alas! your ladyship Should too much wrong your beauty, to bestow it Upon one that cannot use it, and debar More able men their wishes. Euph. That's true, Barnet, If she should bar all other men: but that Would be too great a cruelty. Art. Do you hear my cousin, madam? Lady W. Yes, he will be heard: Rather than fail, he'll give himself the hearing. But, prythee, Euphues, tell me plainly now, What thou dost think of me? I love thy freeness Better than any flattery in the world. Euph. I think you wondrous wise. Lady W. In what? Euph. In that That makes or mars a woman—I mean love. Lady W. Why, prythee? Euph. I think you understand so well What the true use of man is, that you'll ne'er Trouble your thoughts with care, or spoil your beauty With the green-sickness, to obtain a thing Which you can purchase a discreeter way. Art. How do you like this, madam? Lady W. Wondrous well; 'Tis that I look'd for. But what entertainment Would old rich Earthworm give us, do you think? Bar. Unless your presence, madam, could infuse A nobler soul into him, 'tis much fear'd 'Twould be but mean. Lady W. Because (you'll say) he's covetous? Tut! I can work a change in any man. If I were married to him, you should see What I would make him. Euph. I believe we should, If cuckold's horns were visible. Art. But could Your ladyship be pleas'd with such a husband? Lady W. Who could not well be pleas'd with such a fortune? Art. Wealth cannot make a man. Lady W. But his wealth, lady, Can make a woman. Euph. Yet, I doubt, old Earthworm Would prove too subtle to be govern'd so. You'll find him, madam, an old crabbed piece: Some gentle fool were better for a husband. Art. Fie, cousin, how thou talk'st! Lady W. He's in the right: Fools are the only husbands; one may rule 'em. Why should not we desire to use men so, As they would us? I have heard men protest They would have their wives silly, and not studied In anything, but how to dress themselves; And not so much as able to write letters. [Aside. [Aside. Just such a husband would I wish to have, So qualifi'd, and not a jot beyond it; He should not have the skill to write or read. Art. What could you get by that? Lady W. I should be sure He could not read my letters; and for bonds, When I should have occasion to use money, His mark would serve. Art. I am not of your mind: I would not have a fool for all the world. Bar. No, fairest lady, your perfections None but the wisest and the best of men Can truly find and value. Dot. And I protest, lady, I honour you for not loving a fool. Lady W. You would love a wife, it seems, that loves not you? Euph. A tart jest, Barnet! Bar. But he feels it not. Euph. Fie, Master Dotterel! 'tis not nobly done In you to hate a fool: a generous spirit Would take the weakest' part; and fools, you know, Are weakest still. Dot. Faith, Master Euphues, I must confess I have a generous spirit, And do a little sympathise with fools: I learn'd that word from a good honest man. But hark you, cousin Barnet, this same lady Is a brave woman. Bar. Are you taken with her? Dot. I love a wit with all my heart. Bar. 'Tis well; He is already taken off, I see, From fair Artemia, or may be soon; Upon this t'other I may build a fortune. Euph. But, madam, if your ladyship would marry Upon those terms, 'twere better that you took Old Earthworm's son. Lady W. Has he a son, I prythee? Euph. Yes, lately come from travel, as they say, We have not seen him yet; he has kept close Since his arrival; people give him out To be his father's own. Lady W. Nay, then I swear I'll none of him. If he be covetous, And young, I shall be troubled too long with him: I had rather have the old one. Art. Here's my father. Enter Master Freeman. Free. Health to this good society: I am sorry That my poor house must not to-day enjoy The happiness to entertain you all. We are invited to th' old Lady Covet's; And thither must our company remove. Lady W. Sir, I'll be govern'd by you. I was bold To come and see Mistress Artemia. Free. She's much beholden to your ladyship For doing her that honour. Euph. Tell me, uncle: I hear Sir Argent Scrape is at her house. Free. Nephew, 'tis true; and, which thou'lt wonder at, That marriage, which we talk'd of as a jest, In earnest now's concluded of, and shall To-morrow morning be solemnised. Euph. Betwixt Sir Argent and the Lady Covet? I do not think it strange; there's but one hedge Has a long time divided them—I mean Their large estates; and 'tis th' estate that marries. Free. But is't not strange, nay, most unnatural— And I may say ridiculous, for those years To marry, and abuse the ordinance? My Lady Covet is, at least, fourscore, And he, this year, is fourscore and fifteen: Besides, he has been bed-rid long, and lame Of both his feet. Euph. Uncle, he's not too old To love—I mean her money; and in that The chiefest end of marriage is fulfill'd: He will increase and multiply his fortunes: Increase, you know, is the true end of marriage! Free. They have already almost the whole country. Euph. But you shall see how now they'll propagate. Free. Is such a marriage lawful? Euph. Ah! good uncle, Dispute not that, the church has nought in this; Their lawyer is the priest that marries them, The banns of matrimony are the indentures, The bounds and landmarks are the ring that joins them. Art. But there's no love at all. Euph. Yes, pretty cousin, If thou art read in amorous books, thou'lt find That Cupid's arrow has a golden head; And 'twas a golden shaft that wounded them. Free. Well, thither we must go; but, prythee, nephew, Forbear thy jesting there. Euph. I warrant you; I'll flatter the old lady, and persuade her How well she looks: but when they go to bed, I'll write their epitaph. Free. How, man! their epitaph? Their epithalamium thou mean'st. Euph. No, sirs; Over their marriage-bed I'll write their ages, And only say, Here lies Sir Argent Scrape, Together with his wife, the Lady Covet. And whosoever reads it will suppose The place to be a tomb, no marriage-bed. Lady W. How strangely thou art taken with this wedding, Before thou see'st it! Euph. And then, let me see: To fit them for an Hymeneal song, Instead of those so high and spirited strains, Which the old Grecian lovers us'd to sing When lusty bridegrooms rifled maidenheads, I'll sing a quiet dirge, and bid them sleep In peaceful rest, and bid the clothes, instead Of earth, lie gently on their aged bones——[7] Free. Thou'lt ne'er have done. Well, gallants, 'tis almost The time that calls us: I must needs be gone. Lady W. We'll wait upon you, sir. Free. Your servant, madam. [Exeunt Lady Whimsey, Freeman, Dotterel, and Barnet. Art. Stay, cousin, I have a request to thee. Euph. Thou canst not fear that I'll deny it thee. Speak it: 'tis done. Art. Why, then, in short, 'tis this— Old Earthworm, cousin, has a son (they say) Lately come home; his name, as I have heard, Is Theodore. Euph. Yes, I have heard of him. Art. I would entreat you, by some means or other, To draw him hither; I'd fain speak with him: Ask not the cause, but do what I request— You may hereafter know. Eup. Well, I'll not question't, But bring him hither, though I know him not. Art. Cousin, farewell; I shall be look'd for straight. [Exit Artemia. Manet Euphues. Euph. Rich Earthworm's son! why, in the name of wonder, Should it be her desire to speak with him? She knows him not. Well, let it be a riddle; I have not so much wit as to expound it; Nor yet so little as to lose my thoughts Or study to find out what the no reason Of a young wench's will is. Should I guess— I know not what to think; she may have heard That he's a proper man, and so desire To satisfy herself? What reason then Can she allege to him? Tut, that's not it: Her beauty and large dow'r need not to seek Out any suitors; and the odious name [Exit. Of his old wretched father would quite choke it. Or have some tattling gossips or the maids Told her, perchance, that he's a conjuror? He goes in black: they say he is a scholar: Has been beyond sea, too; there it may lie: And he must satisfy her longing thought, What or how many husbands she shall have; Of what degree; upon what night she shall Dream of the man; when she shall fast,[8] and walk In the churchyard, to see him passing by, Just in those clothes that first he comes a suitor. These things may be; but why should she make me To be her instrument? Some of the men Or maids might do't as well. Well, since you have Us'd me, fair cousin, I will sound your drifts, Or't shall go hard. The fellow may abuse her; Therefore, I'll watch him too, and straight about it. But now I think on't, I'll solicit him By letter first, and meet him afterward. FOOTNOTES: [It is difficult to allow that this piece is particularly allegorical in any of its parts or characters. It has the air of a drama which had lain by for some time, and been hastily finished, as some of the incidents and characters are not developed with due regard to dramatic propriety. The conversion of Earthworm, especially, is unnaturally abrupt and violent.] "The Goblins" was publicly performed, whereas the "Old Couple" does not seem to have been so. Suckling died early in 1641. I confess that the evidence appears to me to lie strongly against May, who was a great borrower—even from himself, the most allowable kind of plagiarism. Former editions— "This happy garden, once while I was happy." —Pegge. Dante ("Inferno," c. v.) says— "Nessun maggior dolore Che ricordarsi del tempo felice Ne la miseria." —Collier. Two romances of the time, very well known, often reprinted, and frequently mentioned in old authors.—Collier. i.e., Shrive her, hear her at confession. So in Shakespeare's "King Richard III."— "What, talking with a priest, Lord Chamberlain? Your lordship hath no shriving-work in hand." —Steevens. These lines seem a parody on the following one in "Bonduca," by Beaumont and Fletcher, act iv. sc. 3— "Lie lightly on my ashes, gentle earth." The time when Prior wrote his beautiful Ode to the Memory of Colonel George Villiers, drowned in the river Piave, in Friuli, 1703, is so near the period in which Mr Pope composed his elegy to the memory of an unfortunate lady, that it is difficult to say which of these great men borrowed from the other. It appears certain, however, that one of them, in the following lines, was indebted to his friend, unless it can be supposed that both of them were obliged to the above line of Beaumont and Fletcher. Prior says— "Lay the dead hero graceful in a grave (The only honour he can now receive), And fragrant mould upon his body throw. And plant the warrior laurel o'er his brow; Light lie the earth, and flourish green the bough." Mr Pope writes thus— "What though no sacred earth allow thee room, Nor hallow'd dirge be mutter'd o'er thy tomb; [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] Yet shall thy grave with rising flowers be drest, And thy green turf lie lightly on thy breast." I know not why we should suppose that Pope borrowed from Prior, or that either of them was indebted to Beaumont and Fletcher on this occasion. Sit tibi terra levis! is a wish expressed in many of the ancient Roman inscriptions. So in that on Pylades— "Dicite qui legitis, solito de more, sepulto, Pro meritis, Pylade, sit tibi terra levis!" Again, in the sepulchral dialogue supposed to pass between Atimetus and Homonœa— "Sit tibi terra levis, mulier dignissima vita!" Again, in Propertius, El. xvii. lib. 1— "Et mihi non ullo pondere terra foret." Again, in Ovid— "Et sit humus cineri non onerosa tuo!" Thus also Juvenal, Sat. vii.— "Di majorum umbris tenuem et sine pondere terram, Spirantesque crocos, et in urna perpetuum ver!" Again, in Persius, Sat. i.— "Non levior cippus nunc imprimit ossa? ... nunc non e manibus illis, Nunc non e tumulo fortunataque favilla Nascentur violæ?" On the contrary, Sit tibi terra gravis and Urgeat ossa lapis were usual maledictions, the ancients supposing that the soul remained for some time after death with the body, and was partner in its confinement. The latter of these wishes is ludicrously adopted by Dr Evans, in his epitaph on Sir J. Vanbrugh— "Lie heavy on him, earth! for he Laid many a heavy weight on thee." It may be observed that such ideas, however poetical, have no great degree of propriety when introduced into Christian elegies, as we have no belief that the soul is in danger of being oppressed by a monument or stifled in a grave.—Steevens. These customs are still preserved by the inferior ranks of females in different parts of the kingdom. Among others, they frequently fast on St Agnes' Eve, and at the same time make use of several singular rites and ceremonies; all which are described and ridiculed in Gay's comedy of the "Wife of Bath." See also ["Popular Antiquities of Great Britain," 1870, i. 20, et alibi.] ACT II. Earthworm, Theodore. Earth. I do not more rejoice in all my stores, My wealthy bags, fill'd garners, crowded chests, And all the envi'd heaps that I have glean'd With so long care and labour, than I do In thy most frugal nature, Theodore, Concurring just with mine. In thee, my son, I see, methinks, a perpetuity Of all the projects which my soul has hatch'd, And their rich fruits: I see my happiness, When I consider what great hoards of wealth, With long care rak'd together, I have seen Even in a moment scatter'd; when I view The gaudy heirs of thriving aldermen Fleeting like short-liv'd bubbles into air, And all that fire expiring in one blaze, That was so long a-kindling. But do thou, Do thou, my son, go on, and grow in thrift; It is a virtue that rewards itself. [8] 'Tis matterless in goodness who excels; He that hath coins hath all perfections else. Theo. Sir, I am wholly yours, and never can Degenerate from your frugality; Or, if my nature did a little stray, Your good example would direct it still, Till it were grown in me habitual. Earth. 'Twill be a greater patrimony to thee Than all my wealth: strive to be perfect in't; Study the rules. One rule is general. And that is, give away nothing, son; For thrift is like a journey; every gift, Though ne'er so small, is a step back again. He that would rise to riches or renown Must not regard, though he pull millions down. Theo. That lesson, sir, is easy to be learn'd. Earth. Laugh at those fools that are ambitious Of empty air, to be styl'd liberal! That sell their substance for the breath of others, And with the flattering thanks of idle drones Are swelled, while their solid parts decay. What clothes to wear?—the first occasion Of wearing clothes will teach a wise man best. Theo. True, sir; it teacheth us how vain a thing It is for men to take a pride in that, Which was at first the emblem of their shame.[9] Earth. Thou hitt'st it right: but canst thou be content With my poor diet too? Theo. O, wondrous well! 'Twas such a diet which that happy age, That poets style the golden, first did use. Earth. And such a diet to our chests will bring The golden age again. Theo. Beside the gain That flows upon us, health and liberty Attend on these bare meals: if we all were bless'd With such a temperance, what man would fawn, Or to his belly sell his liberty? There would be then no slaves, no sycophants At great men's tables. If the base Sarmentus Or that vile Galba[10] had been thus content, They had not borne the scoffs of Cæsar's board. He whose cheap thirst the springs and brooks can quench, How many cares is he exempted from? He's not indebted to the merchant's toil, Nor fears that pirates' force or storms should rob him Of rich Canaries or sweet Candian wines: He smells nor seeks no feasts; but in his own True strength contracted lives, and there enjoys A greater freedom than the Parthian king. Earth. Thou mak'st me more in love with my bless'd life. Theo. Besides, pure cheerful health ever attends it; Which made the former ages live so long. With riotous banquets sicknesses came in; When death 'gan muster all his dismal band Of pale diseases, such as poets feign