THE CRUMB Vol. 75, No. 2 Thursday — Aug. 17" 2000 Matt Bondurant - Editor She has that loaf-of-bread quality. There’s a peaceful expression on her face. It's the happy contentment of someone who probably doesn’t bother about very much anymore. From “Flood Show” by Charles Baxter. Contained in the collection Believers Vintage, 1997 First Off - Today's Schedule... 9AM. Lecture - Patricia Hampl: “Elegance” @ The Little Theater 10-12:30 Reading Period --('d advise you to get crackin’ on that workshop material) 12:30 early lunch (today only) 2-4 all workshops meet - see your packet cover for locations 4:15 Reading: Josh Russell & Toi Derricote @ The Little Theater (check out the samples below) 5:30 Cocktail Reception -West Lawn or behind the library — follow the clinking glasses. If you look remotely young, bring your I.D. 6:30 Dinner 8:15 Reading Richard Blanco & Robert Cohen @ The Little Theater (more samples below) 9:30 Bread Loaf Slide Show @ the Little Theater 10:30 Scholar Reading @ the Little Theater (see below) Welcome — This is a little rag we call The Crumb, filled with all sorts of useful and useless information and hot off the presses every day at Breakfast - almost like a real newspaper. Anyway, pick it up to figure out what is happening, ‘cause stuff has a way of changing from day to day. In fact, consider the Crumb the last word on locations and times of events. Don’t go whining to Carol if you missed something because it changed locales. The Crumb has all the answers. Waiter /Staff/Scholar Readings! As I’m sure you’ve heard, these are folks we were brought here for their talent — not their ability to wait tables or make a fine gin & tonic. The guy who always forgets your soup is actually a very fine poet. The scholat’s bios ate in your packet — these are writers about to break it wide-open. The rapid-fire reading style means lots o’ goodness in short little packages — and these readings are usually some of the most popular. **All these readings are in the Little Theater Scholar Readings: Thursday, August 17" (tonight): 10:30 PM Friday, August 18": 9:30 PM Staff Readings: Tuesday, August 22": 9:30 PM Thursday, August 24": 10:15 PM -If you have the pipes for it... The Bread Loaf Singers are getting together at 11AM @ The Little Theater TODAY. This year our leader is Christine Casson — and she encourages anyone to come along — especially tenors. -Don’t fear the technology, baby — Computer Orientation will be this morning 10-11AM and this afternoon 3:30-4:15 PM in the Apple Cellar led by our resident tech-boy Prashanth Srinivasan, who kindly set up Dr. Crumb’s sumptuous office in the library. He’s sharp. Computer Center hours are as follows: Mon-Fri. 8-12:30, 2-5, & 7:30-8:30. Sat/Sun 10- 9PM. These are the hours that tech-boy will be available anyway. *Check out the presentations by Martha Rhodes, P. Elie (Fri. 18""), & Janet Silver (Sat. 19") — they'll give you a valuable “overview” of general information so that you can make your time with agents and editors more specific and valuable. Guests arriving on the mountain today: Carol Houck Smith & Ellen Bryant Voight These folks are reading soon — like today. A little sampling of the goodness: Toi Derricotte — “Not Forgotten” from her collection: Tender I love the way the black ants use their dead. They carry them off like warriors on their steel backs. They spend hours struggling, lifting, dragging (it is not grisly as it would be for us, to carry them back to be eaten), so that every part will be of service. I think of my husband at his father’s grave— the grass had closed over the headstone, and the name had disappeared. He took out his pocket knife and cut the grass away, he swept it with his handkerchief to make it clear. “Is this the way we'll be forgotten?” And he bent down over the grave and wept. Josh Russell — from his novel Yellow Jack I spent my first night in New Orleans hiding in a looted tobacconist’s. In the dark I was seized with the belief that I was to be sacrificed as part of the festival, my corpse used to fuel the reeking fires. In the hours before dawn I reminded myself of the coat’s contents—the hammer I’d used in Daguerre’s studio, squares of copper plated with silver, a snuff box of iodine, mercury shuddering in a vial, and lens plump as a swollen coin. I fingered the talismans, eyes closed so tightly that Paris lit inside my head like a scene inside one of Daguerre’s dioramas. Richard Blanco — excerpted from his poem “Mother Picking Produce” from his book City of aH undred Fires This is how she survives death and her son, on these humble duties that will never change, on those habits of living which keep a life a life. She holds up red grapes to ask me what I think, and what I think is this, a new poem about her — the grapes look like dusty rubies in her hands, what I say is this: they look sweet, very sweet. Robert Cohen — from his novel Inspired Sleep Things were backing up on her. Closing in. Her gaze swept over the padded room- the pale, perforated ceiling, the dangling ropes, the blue wrestling mats against which she seemed forever pinned. Life is containment, she thought. Its most vivid events were only a play of mind, nervous and persistent, like the flutter of a starling, or the fitful industries of a magpie, adorning its cage. Now wonder she craved transport. But where to? Her life was a sunken temple. The doors were swamped in sand, the windows of sleep were shuttered tight. It was not just some rogue mood that had overtaken her but an absence of mood: a crusted ring left around the body when the waters of dreams were drained. WHAT 1 LIKE ABOUT HER 1S THAT 2 SHE'S So RERRESHINGLY ŞS ^ UNAMBIGUOUS ! ge ME ee, tt [oat ry e THE CRUMB Vol. 75, No. 2 Thursday — Aug. 17" 2000 Matt Bondurant - Editor She has that loaf-of-bread quality. There’s a peaceful expression on her face. It’s the happy contentment of someone who probably doesn’t bother about very much anymore. From “Flood Show” by Charles Baxter. Contained in the collection Believers Vintage, 1997 First Off - Today's Schedule... 9AM. Lecture - Patricia Hampl: “Elegance” @ The Little Theater 10-12:30 Reading Period --(’d advise you to get crackin’ on that workshop material) 12:30 early lunch (today only) 2-4 all workshops meet - see your packet cover for locations 4:15 Reading: Josh Russell & Toi Derricote @ The Little Theater (check out the samples below) 5:30 Cocktail Reception -West Lawn or behind the library — follow the clinking glasses. If you look remotely young, bring your I.D. 6:30 Dinner 8:15 Reading Richard Blanco & Robert Cohen @ The Little Theater (more samples below) 9-20 Bread Loaf Slide Show @ the Little Theater 10:30 Scholar Reading @ the Little Theater (see below) Welcome — This is a little rag we call The Crumb, filled with all sorts of useful and useless information and hot off the presses every day at Breakfast - almost like a real newspaper. Anyway, pick it up to figure out what is happening, ‘cause stuff has a way of changing from day to day. In fact, consider the Crumb the last word on locations and times of events. Don’t go whining to Carol if you missed something because it changed locales. The Crumb has all the answers. Waiter/Staff/Scholar Readings! As I’m sure you’ve heard, these are folks we were brought here for their talent — not their ability to wait tables or make a fine gin & tonic. The guy who always forgets your soup is actually a very fine poet. The scholar’s bios are in your packet — these are writers about to break it wide-open. The rapid-fire reading style means lots 0’ goodness in short little packages — and these readings are usually some of the most popular. **All these readings are in the Little Theater Scholar Readings: Thursday, August 17" (tonight): 10:30 PM Friday, August 18": 9:30 PM Staff Readings: Tuesday, August 22"4. 9:30 PM Thursday, August 24": 10:15 PM Waiter Readings: Monday, August 21“: 10:15 PM Wednesday, August 23: 10:15 PM a -Submit: The Crumb Doctor doesn’t want to do this alone. Please submit any Sn ~————. 5 doodlings, cartoons, funny anecdotal stuff, overheard quotes, announcements, tin ee whatever to the Crumb. I need ideas too. I haven’t had an original thought in ten years. Besides, it’s an easy pub. Of course, use common sense. We have to keep this puppy under a few pages, so no manifestos or anything really longer than a line or two. No poems or stories or any self-agerandizing material. There is a box outside the office (in the Inn) waiting for your submissions. See below. -Heip me/ help you help me: I like to sleep too. Please submit all Crumb material by 4PM the day preceding. Otherwise it won’t make it in. -If you got a real beef — or if you just want to compliment his poetry and boyish good looks, office hours for Michael Collier will be 12:30-1pm daily. Or check out Devon Jersild 10:30-11:30 daily. -Don’t start a ruckus — sure it’s fun to get sauced and bark at the moon. But bring it down a notch after midnight or move those parties to the BARN. It’s open all night and has all the modern conveniences. Michael Collier has officially laid down the noise curfew at 1AM. Noise carries all the way to New Hampshire in these mountains. Don’t let the loudmouth soup get you on the bad side of sleeping loafers — or the social staff thug crew will have to start doling out “Bread Loaf beat downs.” Theyre small but wiry. -Overheard at the Social Staff Table: “You were making the drinks stronger tonight.” “I think the extra ingredient is love.” -Overheard at breakfast: “I think it’s a good idea never to drink a container of anything larger than your head.” -Faculty — drop off your excerpt for Crumb publication in the box in the Inn ASAP. Otherwise I make stuff up and attribute it to you. Remember that all humor is at someone’s expense. Or you might just get nada. | -When those Little Theater Chairs get your glutes in a wad — or maybe all that heavy manuscript lifting: Pat Schmitter — A Nationally Certified Massage Therapist — will be working the magic on the Bread Loaf Campus Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday afternoons. The massage therapy sessions consist of a combination Swedish massage (hmmm...), foot reflexology and acupressure. The fee for a half-hour session is $35 and $55 for an hour. A sign up sheet is posted near the door of the Cornwall Clinic — so limp your twisted body down there if you need some kneading. No word on “tipping” but Dr. Crumb (in his professional opinion) thinks it unlikely. -If you have the pipes for it... The Bread Loaf Singers are getting together at 11AM @ The Little Theater TODAY. This year our leader is Christine Casson — and she encourages anyone to come along — especially tenors. -Don’t fear the technology, baby - Computer Orientation will be this morning 10-11AM and this afternoon 3:30-4:15 PM in the Apple Cellar led by our resident tech-boy Prashanth Srinivasan, who kindly set up Dr. Crumb’s sumptuous office in the library. He’s sharp. Computer Center hours are as follows: Mon-Fri. 8-12:30, 2-5, & 7:30-8:30. Sat/Sun 10- 9PM. These are the hours that tech-boy will be available anyway. *Check out the presentations by Martha Rhodes, P. Elie (Fri. 18"), & Janet Silver (Sat. 19") = they’ll give you a valuable “overview” of general information so that you can make your time with agents and editors more specific and valuable. Guests arriving on the mountain today: Carol Houck Smith & Ellen Bryant Voight These folks are reading soon — like today. A little sampling of the goodness: Toi Derricotte — “Not Forgotten” from her collection: Tender fo) I love the way the black ants use their dead. They carry them off like warriors on their steel backs. They spend hours struggling, lifting, dragging (it is not grisly as it would be for us, to carry them back to be eaten), so that every part will be of service. I think of my husband at his father’s grave— the grass had closed over the headstone, and the name had disappeared. He took out his pocket knife and cut the grass away, he swept it with his handkerchief to make it clear. “Is this the way we'll be forgotten?” And he bent down over the grave and wept. Josh Russell — from his novel Yellow Jack I spent my first night in New Orleans hiding in a looted tobacconist’s. In the dark I was seized with the belief that I was to be sacrificed as part of the festival, my corpse used to fuel the reeking fires. In the hours before dawn I reminded myself of the coat’s contents-the hammer I’d used in Daguerre’s studio, squares of copper plated with silver, a snuff box of iodine, mercury shuddering in a vial, and lens plump as a swollen coin. I fingered the talismans, eyes closed so tightly that Paris lit inside my head like a scene inside one of Daguerre’s dioramas. Richard Blanco — excerpted from his poem “Mother Picking Produce” from his book City of aH undred Fires This is how she survives death and her son, on these humble duties that will never change, on those habits of living which keep a life a life. She holds up red grapes to ask me what I think, and what I think is this, a new poem about her — the grapes look like dusty rubies in her hands, what I say is this: they look sweet, very sweet. Robert Cohen — from his novel Inspired Sleep Things were backing up on her. Closing in. Her gaze swept over the padded room— the pale, perforated ceiling, the dangling ropes, the blue wrestling mats against which she seemed forever pinned. Life is containment, she thought. Its most vivid events were only a play of mind, nervous and persistent, like the flutter of a starling, or the fitful industries of a magpie, adorning its cage. Now wonder she craved transport. But where to? Her life was a sunken temple. The doors were swamped in sand, the windows of sleep were shuttered tight. It was not just some rogue mood that had overtaken her but an absence of mood: a crusted ring left around the body when the waters of dreams were drained. WHAT 1} Like ABOUT HER IS THAT SHE'S So REFRESHINGLY UNAMBIGUOUS ! © Crumble, Crumble.. > August — the new millenium. Friday the 18". 2000 Ed. Matt Bondurant & and Beefeaters around the world Chock full of goodies today... 9-10 AM — Lecture: C. Baxter: “Careers, White Whales, and the Congested Subtext” A handout from J.F. Powers is available to coincide with the lecture. 10:10-12:10 — Workshops: Poetry and Non-Fiction 2:30-3:30 PM —M. Rhodes on Poetry Publishing. P. Elie on Non-Fiction Publishing 4:15PM — Reading: Terrance Hayes & Helen Shulman 5:30PM --Faculty/Staff/Fellow/Scholar group photos at Treman (with lubrication provided) —R. Wolff on Fence. -- Jill Bialosky & Helen Shulman on Anthologies (see below). -- Film Showing: Badlands AND Film — Library 2! Floor (see below) — Reading: Joel Brouwer & Susan Richards Shreve -- Scholar Reading — Little Theater — Film: The Comformist @ Little Theatre -Either you’ve got ‘em or you are one — wrote a little book about it; here’s how it goes: Today at 5:30 in the Little Theater Jill Bialosky, the author of a book of poetry The End of Desire and editor at W.W. Norton will be joining Helen Schulman in a discussion about how they proposed, sold, assembled and edited their anthology Wanting a Child! Twenty- two Writers On Their Difficult But Mostly Successful Quests For Parenthood In A High-Tech Age. -Film Notes: 5:30 showing Badlands (1973,95’) Directed by Terrence Malik (Days of Heaven, The Thin Red Line) with Martin Sheen, Sissy Spacek. Film (20°, 1966) Written by Samuel Beckett and directed by Alan Schneider, starring Buster Keaton. Beckett’s only film venture, which is almost completely silent. 9:30 Showing The Conformist (1969, 108’) Written and directed by Bernardo Bertolucci (Last Emperor, Stealing Beauty, Sheltering Sky, 1900) In Italian with English subtitles. e Note: All reading and lectures listed are to be held in the Little Theater unless otherwise noted. I can see you all there already, waiting. i -Attn: Peter Turchi’s workshop — Your group will meet on Friday, August 18" from 2- 4pm in Barn 3. -For those of you going through civilization withdrawal — 2 copies of the New York Times will be on reserve for reading in the library each day after 11AM. These are the only extra copies of the Tzmes that will be available on campus, contrary to the notice in the 1“ issue of the Crumb (Don’t look at me). -SUB! - Esmond Harmsworth is unable to attend the conference due to a family emergency. His colleagure, LANE ZACHARY, will be meeting with writers on his behalf. Lane Zachary has worked in publishing for fifteen years. She worked for many years as an editor for Random House, and then became an agent at the Palmer & Dodge Agency before co-founding Zachary Shuster Harmsworth. She’s legit. Overheard over cocktails: “You know the old publishing adage — nothing sells books like Guinea Pig ass.” Overheard somewhere (my guess is cocktails again): “I can’t really attend that lecture right now. I’m...in a poetic state.” “Really? Pm in the state of Vermont.” “It’s okay. We all get a little bit overcast from time to time.” The Rabbi and the Poet or: Shabbat at Bread Loaf? David Regenspan would like to hold a brief Jewish Sabbath service tonight at 7:30 in Barn 1. We need at least 10 Jewish women or men for the required quorum (minyan). No knowledge of Hebrew or the service is needed! Just your presence. Those of other faiths are very welcome as guests. Since David is saying kaddish for his mother, which can only be done with a minyan, your participation would be a real “mitzvah.” A signup sheet is by the dining hall door. Please sign up so that David can know if there is interest. Shabbat shalom, Sabbath peace! —D.R. -From the anti-redundancy department: If you've signed up for a meeting with Amy Holman, you MUST attend the presentation in your genre (ie. the Rhodes, Elie, & Silver presentations I mentioned yesterday). Otherwise you will repeat the same ol’ questions to her. Help us all make this thing more interesting and get the background knowledge first. -Blue Parlor Readings are coming. No, we don’t mean “blue” material; the room is actually called that. Actually, something a little saucy is always welcome here on the mountain. For those who would like to read their work among a small group of friends (or strangers too), the Blue Parlor is now available at 5:30 and 10:30 most days. There are sign-up sheets on the bulletin boards outside the office. Suggested time limit is 4 minutes — with an appointed time keeper. -Coming Soon: stay tuned for details. -The Cramp run/walk race on Monday — start training now or Dr. Crumb himself will humiliate you with his phenomenal athletic prowess. -Touch Football & Softball — Poet’s vs. Fiction. Nonfiction'types can umpire. -The Crumb Survivor Issue. Someone is getting voted off the mountain... | -Somebody better start contributing some art or I’m going to start xeroxing body parts. I’ve seen some youngsters running around — if you own those tykes give them pen and paper and Jr. gets his first pub at the tender age of twelve! Think of their career! Doodles, automatic writing, coffee stains | E anything. A sampling of today’s readers: Susan Richards Shreve - from Plum © Jaggers Sam McWilliams was the only member of Plum & Jaggers who remembered the afternoon of June 11 when the first two cars of the Espresso from Milan to Rome exploded, killing everyone on board except for a four-year- old French boy and a conductor. Sam remembered exactly. He was seven years old, eight in November. Julia was too young for memory, sleeping in Sam’s arms, where their mother had put her when she left. “You take Julia, shoofly, and Pll go help your father get lunch.” I would like tea,” Charlotte said, looking up from her book. “And four cookies.” “Td like a chocolate milk shake,” Oliver had said. “There are no chocolate milk shakes in Italy,” their father had said. “I want one anyway,” Oliver said pleasantly. “Then I'll bring one,” their father said. Had he returned with a late lunch, he might have brought tea instead, or milk, or mineral water. “Here’s your chocolate shake, Oliver,” he would have said. “Bicycle” by Joel Brouwer Papa promised: Ify ou behave during this war, help Mama haul water and stay away from tanks, you'll have a present. I was good. I kept my hair and blisters in a jar and knit them into mittens for our neighbors. I stewed dud grenades so well my brother guessed venison. I grew huge rifles in our garden. I kicked gold from dead mouths to buy Mama oranges from the market. I bled freely, grinning like a saint. And after the war Papa carried home a blue bicycle with no wheels. Perfect! I had given my legs to the General. “ODE TO BALTHUS” by Terrance Hayes Old dirty, dirty. Old dirty, dirty handful of skin & motion. There is a girl in white and girl in green & red and girl in nothing And each is walking away. Handful of crimson ribbon Pulled from hair tangled like rain around a girl’s face. Handful of blood & bliss and the pain of blood & bliss. How long before their fingers curl into questions Deadly as the scorpion’s tail? The studio filled with a virgin’s Ruined smell. Old dirty, dirty handful of light & space. Girl sprawled on a couch, a girl on a horse, girl in a mirror. The orchid’s tender stem in a hipped-shaped vase. Nese y